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Joined 10-01-11, id: 802243, Profile Updated: 06-18-15
Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy, Romance, and Humor.

As always, I'm overwhelmed by the fact that I am going to die.

My mom is actually cool, and not really prostitute, so on 3-14-14 I changed my username, probably for the last time.

CURRENT STORY STATUSES

The Fracture is finally done with its renovations (PRAISE JESUS) and chapter 5/6 are really different plot wise, especially chapter 5 since it was mostly foundation-laying, so check that out! Pray it will take less than four months for seven...
Social Norms Were Never Useful Anyway has also been put on hold in favor of newer projects, and may get an update eventually.
White-Washed and Watered Down was updated on 4/13/14, so I churned that out pretty fast, and if you thought the last chapter was long then get a load of this baby. Sorry about that. I probably should have split it into two but...ehhh. (This statement is from last week but it still applies, except with a thousand or so more words lol.)
Divinity was just a little thing I wrote on a whim, not exactly rife with quality, but I like to think it's rather poignant. Doesn't really belong in the horror genre though. Update: yeah I took it down lol. I'm still proud of it though.

When you review or favorite or alert my stories, you get a free baby bunny. You can't see it, of course. It's invisible. But it's definitely there. Try throwing flour everywhere, and then maybe you'll be able to find it. (Alternatively, set your home on fire, and try to locate the smell of burning bunny flesh.) Anyway. Please give me feedback. I mean, bunnies, right?

Much Love,

Daught :)

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Idiots On the loose by KS King reviews
This is my first short story about a clumsy, goofball teenager named Ben and the rest of his friends. Nothing but pure funny stuff. I'll upload more later on just bear with me here, and I hope you enjoy my short little stories. Please feel free to give me any feedback or write any random stuff or if you want to help me get some ideas. Thanks and enjoy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/26/2014
A Messed Up Story by ItCameFromAnOrphanage reviews
Are you are patriot of the US? Have you seen a flying Osama lately? Or Miley Cyrus in Afghanistan? Or Kevin Bacon imprisoned for his name? If not, get your hairy butt in here! Come see the adventure of two infidels in Afghanistan. (The beginning author note is important info about the characters) DISCLAIMER: The character Harry Key belongs to Fanfiction author Storyus Racoonus.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,003 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014
Tessa's Great Life by SparkleKirby reviews
Tessa always get bullied by a girl named Jessica and Jessica is syco. she loves her boyfriend. Will Tessa stop getting bullied and will Ryan Break up with Jessica? Find out of you Read the story!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014
Okay, so by IUsedToReadALotBeforeTumblr reviews
"Okay, so there's a dead body on my floor. Not quite sure how it got there, but you know – I can roll with this." Rated T for swearing and themes.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Complete
Tommy The Pumpkin, Hamburger Flipper by AssassinSkittlez reviews
Tommy is just a Pumpkin who lives in an Orphanage that's run by the abusive Cat Clan. He's nothing more than an innocent child with a dream. He simply wants to become a Hamburger Flipper for Burger King, but sometimes even the simplest dreams can be so far away. Follow Tommy as he sets out from the Orphanage to become a Hamburger Flipper & meets lots of friends along the way.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014
Sleep talking by mikitastic
(ONESHOT) Sleep talking can be pretty embarrassing... but it helped him get the girl he loves.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Complete
I Thought it Mattered by 1Faith1 reviews
A boy in my school has died. He was hit by a car. His name was Danny, and he sat next to me in Math, period four. Oh, and one other thing about Danny...he copied my homework. All. The. Time.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Make the Yuletide Gay by Aggy Bird reviews
In which we find romance, angst, a dash of mystery, bad puns, and Santa Jr.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,863 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Complete
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The Fracture reviews
A story of romance, despair, and disease in the midst of a brewing war. A story of villains that crave power, misfits that are pulled to the foreground. A story of family, history, power, politics, violence, hatred. Above all, a story of love-and its consequences. Off hiatus.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,249 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 4/11/2013
The Pull
Brendon is wholly unspecial. He's blank white canvas. He is nothing. He has felt his whole life like he is empty; like something is missing. And then he trips over Valerie in the hallway, and weird things start to happen, and his life becomes full of purpose...and peril. Because he and Valerie are part of something bigger, something dangerous-something that will not end well.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Published: 6/18/2015
Whitewashed and Watered Down reviews
The fact he had to go on this dumb suicide quest was not his fault. He was coerced, and he blamed the racist cult. He also blamed his really cute, but extremely assholeish, Sidekick, because he needed a fucking scapegoat anyway. In which a guy picked by a prophecy swears he is the Wrong Guy for the Job...but in this story, he actually is. (satire of the classic quest story)
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,722 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014
Social Norms Were Never Useful Anyway reviews
Mathias Hansen, Marcus Larssen's former best friend, didn't invite him to his wedding. Rude, right? So, Marcus does what any normal, responsible person would do: sneaks in by crossdressing as a particularly deep-voiced woman. As always, not a single thing goes right. At least his dress looks good. (slash m/m)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2013