illishar Ontega
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Joined 10-09-11, id: 803575, Profile Updated: 07-28-16
Author has written 9 stories for General, Nature, Life, Humor, Biography, Humor, and General.

Once upon a time a sci-fi author married a costumer and had four children.

I am the youngest of those children.

Enough said.

If you want to know more about me then read the story "About Me". That pretty much explains it I guess.

CURRENT PROJECTS:

Most of the things I post are very short stories and poems, and in general I try not to add a story unless it's completed (because my updates are often sporadic). However I do have two multi-chapter stories so if you just stopped by on a whim and don't have time for much then steer clear of these, but if you like my writing and want to see something longer (someone actually requested that) then you should check out the 100 Day Writing Challenge, Bad Timing, and See No More

100 Week Writing Challenge (in progress)

100 Writing prompts = 100 weeks of writing! I accepted the challenge to make myself write every week, so there will be something new to read here each week for the next two years!

Bad Timing (complete)

When life falls apart for two friends, they find comfort in each other's arms, but when the realities of their world force them to choose between duty and desire, which side with they take?

See No More (in progress)

A dramatic story of adventure, grief, and finding the strength to deal with abilities you don't want. Follow the adventures of six-year-old Cecelia Montgomery as she takes on Death, the Devil, and Fate, descending into Hell to rescue the soul of her murdered mother, seek protection from her father, and find her place in the universe.

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Humor is for Everyone by musicisinmyblood reviews
Collection of humorous poems. Tell me if you like them.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011
House Of Hades by Argonaut101 reviews
A summary of the life of Hades. The story is better than the summary, so please R&R. Rated T.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,097 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011
DO NOT CLICK by Queen NekoChan reviews
Don't read this. Seriously. It makes no sense at all and it will have you questioning my mental sanity. I just did this for fun.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Complete
Fire by Mae Silver reviews
Describing fire without the obvious descriptions
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
The Parrot by Mae Silver
Edgar allen Poe has always been one of my favorite poets. The Raven was one of my favorite works that he did. Too bad I am now forced to write a hilarious parody: the Parrot.... Enjoy
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
Ocean's Symphony by Mae Silver reviews
Describing the ocean without using the words wet, salty, spray, tide, or ocean.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
Sunny and Warm, High of 70 by melydia
Josh longs for something different. Very short story.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Kittens by melydia reviews
An acerbic man and his wife deal with their cat not exactly having kittens. Rated T for some coarse language.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
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An Ode to Seasons on the Prairie
I grew up in Central Illinois, the heartland of the Midwestern Prairies, but I have recently moved to California. This is a short poem reflecting on what I miss about the prairie...and what I don't miss.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Complete
Beyond
A short poem contemplating what comes after death.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete
Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow reviews
It is time to leave behind the one I love, but saying goodbye is harder than I thought it would be. Written as a writing challenge for Write Now.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Complete
About Me reviews
Get to know the author...if you want to.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/20/2011
Ballad of the Broken Chair reviews
Some things break, and their replacements don't always work out.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
Late Night Ramblings reviews
The full title of this poem is Late Night Thoughts After an Introspective Editing Session and Ramblings from the Inspirational Inner Voice. A poem about learning to live, no matter how hard life may seem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
The Bell Tower Poem reviews
Memories of a night on a hill in upstate New York. Poetry version.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
The Bell Tower reviews
Memories of a night on a hill in upstate New York. Prose version.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
Suburban Sunset reviews
A short description of a summer sunset in suburbia. Written for writing challenge.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011