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Joined 10-10-11, id: 803798, Profile Updated: 03-22-12
Author has written 7 stories for Young Adult, Romance, Mystery, General, and Humor.

HEEYYYY...

I'm not creepy but crazy!!!

Okay, fo' you who already know me from my fanfic account, please, skip ahead to ma stories! And if you don't want to, I'm calling the cops for stalker-ness. (It's so awesome, it's not even a word)

For you who don't, Head to ma Fanfiction account. (My author name is lilo5010, duh.) IF you are to stupid (I wanted to use another word, but apparently it's offensive) to figure how to get there it's www. (Or dubyadubyadubya as in George Dubya Bush!) fanfiction.net. And IF you are to stupid (again wanted to use that other word) to *abrogate the parentheses so it's just www.fanfiction.net than the web address is www., wait that's *redundant I just said it...omg I'm so *befuddled!!!

Abrogate: To dispose of, eliminate or get rid of.

redundant: Unnecessary repetition.

Befuddled: ACTUAL WORD. To confuse or be confused.

THIS IS THE MOST BIG WORDS I'LL EVER USE! PLZ DON'T BE SCARED AWAY FROM MY PAGE CUZ YOU THINK I'M GONNA USE ALL THESE BIG WORDS LIKE EUPHEMISM, OR PLETHORA OR ANYTHING THAT WILL SCARE AWAY PPL WITH HIPPOPOTOMONTSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA!

^this is a real word too. Look it up. I dares ya.

Okay, that was a mouthful. Anyone got a cup of water?

'Til next dictionary wars,

Lilo5010

ALERTS: I have a Role playing forum so if you want to check it out, search forum for RP for all Genres or click on this link! http://www.fictionpress.com/forum/RP_for_all_Genres/5735/

12/6/11 Go take this poll (if you want) for Maybe Mozart. Just want to know what you think. Do it on my Fictionpress page.

12/7/11 Sounds a little ironic but yes, I'm advertising for my Advertising Forum on my profile. Check it Out! Tell your friends! Have your friends tell they're friends and then some! that'll widen how many people see it. Okay, bye for now!

Hey guys, check this out! It's a graphic comic for that commercial for Axe his and hers. I don't like Axe (it's stinky and strong!!!) but the comic is actually pretty good. I kinda wish I came up with it. It's www(dot)youtube(dot)com(slash)axe(slash)?x=(slash)novel. Check it out!

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Kyle and Orville by Luna Carn reviews
What does it mean if zombies invade your dreams? How can one tie a tie without choking? Does talking to plants really help them grow? These are just a few of the things that Kyle and Orville Flynn want to learn.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 35,858 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
A Turn Of Events by purpleroyal52 reviews
Aria Jane Chamberlain. The most wanted CIA agent in the world. That's me. Just another thing to add to my list. 1.make sure the killers don't find me. 2. Find them first and find out why they are looking for me. 3. Get revenge on those who killed my dad.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011
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Grass is Greener reviews
Julia Richards knew life couldn't get worst after having her best friend move to Canada and the other one ditch her. Now, for the summer she'll be staying on her Grandma's ranch in Texas and my just find that the grass is greener on the other side.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012
My Rage Comics
The title says it all...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Published: 5/5/2012
The Lake House Mystery reviews
Patrick "Pip" Daley and Jack Hudson are always looking for adventure. But when they find out that an actual criminal is abducting people from the 4th of July lake celebration, will they keep going on or decide they've bitten off more than chew? R/R ppl!
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012
Lilo's Dictionary!
It's a dictionary of words I've come up with! It includes a short story with the use of the word in it. Enjoy! PS, it's not in alphabetical order like a real dictionary. It's in the order I come up with.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2012
Disoriented reviews
Landry has no idea who she is, nor where she was when she lost her memory. Now in foreign places she doesn't remember, she's trying to find something that will maybe help her get her memory back.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012
New Years
Just a quick one-shot I wrote about a girl's experience on this new year. Enjoy!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Complete
Maybe Mozart reviews
When Cheyenne Williams piece is accepted to be played by the New York Philharmonic, she's stoked. But terrible things go wrong and her musical piece is stolen! Can she write another musical piece AND find the person behind the crime?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
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