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Joined 10-18-11, id: 805333, Profile Updated: 03-09-12
Author has written 3 stories for General.
Hello people...welcome to my profile. Due to creepy stalkers, I shall not reveal much. Just that I used to be Phoenix Light. Now I am Pigfarts. By the way, I am in love with Modern Family. And Harry Potter. :-)
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That Two Faced Bastard by Nami98 reviews
Always teased for her looks, her best friend Orlando stood up for her, but he doesn't this time and he publicly ends the friendship. The both of them wanted nothing to do with the other, but for some reason, they didn't at the same time. ALOT OF DRAMA
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/10/2012
Blogging Life: The Sequel by Dragon-Rider II reviews
The sequel to Blogging Life. Life blogged from the eyes of a bored person with nothing to do. Also including fairy tale blogs, because I'm cool like that.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 22,226 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 11/8/2012
Tales of Swordy by Swordy McSwordy reviews
Basically, the truth about what the fudge happens in my everyday life. Rated T for some of the stuff my friends say...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 15,111 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 9/25/2011
The Nerd Pact by Nami98 reviews
Ariella never did fit in at school, or anywhere for that matter, but all of that was about to change. She caught the heartthrob of the school doing something he shouldn't do— and she blackmails him to help her fit in.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 3/6/2012
Saving Kailey by xdevin7x reviews
A teen makes an anonymous Facebook page to reveal her true feelings without anyone knowing her real identity. But when she posts a status about killing herself, Tyler only has 7 days to find out who she really is before it is too late. Better sum inside
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,011 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012
Class Nerd by Viola Preston reviews
Chloe Harrison is your average nerd. She plays piano, viola, and she sings. She makes fantastic grades and sucks at sports. But when Adam Blanchet, superstar extraordinaire, arrives in town and annoys the hell out of her, she questions her identity.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,756 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2012
Hit & Run by Spicydreams62 reviews
"Yes, home is where the heart is, but home is also where you'll find your five siblings, your celebrity parents, your estranged best friends, your cheating ex-boyfriend and-YOU JUST RAN HIM OVER!"...Please tell me I didn't just run over said ex-boyfriend.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,401 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Complete
Blogging Life by Dragon-Rider II reviews
... from the eyes of a bored person with nothing to do. Originally on my profile. Random moments in life. Maybe a pillowbook? Also including blogs of fairy tales.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 200 - Words: 81,246 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010
Diary of a Queen Bee by sapphire74 reviews
Meet Sarah Fitch, the most popular girl at Anville High School. In this first-hand retelling, you will learn of her love life, social life, and home life.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,256 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011
Detective Diaries: Friend or Foe? by legagnon reviews
She lost her father when she was 12. He washed up on a shore, dead...murdered. Now, Caroline Porter,at 14, is Seattle's top detective. When her friend turns up missing...and later dead, Cari tries to find her friend's murderer. All the while, she is trying to find the culprit for her father's death. Her insight and innoncence make for one exciting mystery.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011
Creeping In The Night by Comicfan209 reviews
Based on the Slender Man legend. Joanne didn't believe her best friend when told of the infamous Slender Man. But now, her mind's changed dramatically. Now, seeing hell itself, Joanne must find her friend before she's haunted for evermore.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,467 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Complete
I LOATH YOU, BUDDY by aMyTaichoDa reviews
So, he dares intrude my family, does he? HA! I don't think so, pops. I hereby solemnly pledge not to give in to his disgusting charms or obnoxious flirting. What, he thinks he can just SHOW UP one and day expect me to goosh out a toothy smile, cackle a friendly 'welcome' and laugh at his conceited jokes? Pfffffffft... Help me.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,996 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011
A Facebook Fairytale by moarteastele reviews
Emma quickly falls for a boy she meets at the library on her college campus. But how will she find him again if she forgot to get his name?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Complete
The World of June Summers by BiancaBlairJackson reviews
Suzanna June Summers got her "Results" in on her last day of school and her last day of being twelve years old. Unfortunately, those results weren't that great, so it was also her last day of having friends. "Everyone's left me but the voices."
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2012
Pyrite Limitedd by The Intolerance reviews
Great, I spelled my label wrong. WHY IS IT IN SHARPIE? Er... That's only supposed to have one "d" and it's not as bad as it looks. Misadventures of an average teen - that's me - embarrassing himself on a daily basis - also me .
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012
Bravery by Penned reviews
She was kidnapped at 11 and dangerously abused for years. Now, he has found her, and he will keep her safe. But she may not always be able to hide behind his protection. M for graphic abuse.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,393 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012
In the Street by Starcrystal8 reviews
Dawn and her friends are a gang of misfit children in their society. They have all been kicked out for a different reason. When an unexpected person has to join, they decide to fight for their rights in society. Rated for violence.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012
Life Goes On by Starsis reviews
A short story about the death of a girl. When I say short I mean REALLY short! Rated T for saddness! :
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Complete
Christmas on the Closed Ward by adidi778 reviews
What was Neville thinking when he met Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny in the hospital in chapter 23 in OotP? This is my take on it.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
A Collection of Prompts by GHOTIfish reviews
I have to write ten short stories, 300 words or more, from random prompts-one each school day for two weeks. Just thought I'd share them with y'all! Updates as I write them, so technically one per day if I can manage to get them out that fast. Enjoy!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
Peur des monstres by The Asterism reviews
When you are a child alone in your bedroom and afraid of the monsters under your bed, your mother and father chase them away, tell you they aren't real. Sometimes though, the monsters are real - and you should be afraid: TRIGGER WARNING - child abuse
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Complete
FanFiction Addiction by kupcake1010 reviews
Somewhat satirical story about a girl who gets addicted to Fanfiction. Please read and review! I wrote this for a graduation project and need feedback!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
10 Minutes by GiovannaMichelle reviews
In 10 minutes, 15 year old Charlotte will run away. Rated T for mentions of abuse.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012
Damaged Mind by XxVampiricWolfxX reviews
This was written when I first learned that my grandfather was sick and that there was nothing I could do for him. Wanting to get my emotions out hopefully whoever reads if enjoys it.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Complete
My Emotions Get The Better Of Me by VickyBH reviews
This poem is about my experiences with anxiety/panic attacks.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012
Max's Afternoon Snack by Regal Coat Woman's Daughter reviews
Max likes his Oreos. I do not own the company that makes Oreos... or whatever.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Complete
Is this normal? by skaterofthebooks reviews
This is a story, a one shot really, it's about a girl, and what she truly thinks, when everybody thinks that she is that school obsessed nerd, and the perfect goody two shoes. These are her thoughts on that. Please read and review. I want honesty please.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Complete
Blooming Iris by angellover254 reviews
Iris is a girl who lost her parents and brother in a horrible car accident, now she's homeless and has nobody, until one day she meets a guy named Richard. Now living with him, can Iris control her growing feelings for him?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011
My Secrets are Yours to Keep by DiamondEyedDog reviews
On the outside, the popular Zach, star of the football team, and Rachel, the quiet girl at school, have nothing in common, except their shared ability to hide dark secrets. When tragedy strikes they find their love and loyalty put to the ultimate test.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012
Just Joking by Pelahnar reviews
I've been to the hospital one too many times. Many that two too many - no, better make it a hundred too many times.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Complete
The Child that Smiled by Stephen Lundy reviews
While children cry in America over the absence of a Happy Meal goody, 16,000 children starve to death every day in Africa. Little boys are kid naps and instead of G.I. Joes they get AK-47s. Sons kill fathers and fathers kill mothers. And WE get depressed
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Complete
Sad, Tortured, and British: A Life Story by parkitcharlie reviews
My therapist told me I should keep a journal. What kind of a stupid idea is that! I mean who keeps a bloody journal anymore?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011
the job interview by marceline the vampire queen reviews
a short piece about a young woman going for her first job interview. things don't quite go as planned.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
That Girl by skaterofthebooks reviews
The guy with the seemingly perfect life, the girl with a horrible past. Not your usual match is it? Come see as they both help each other with their problems. My first piece of writing that I have put up. No Beta. Rated T just to be safe. PLEASE REVIEW!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011
the psychotic side of disney characters by marceline the vampire queen reviews
i don't even know
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
a journey home by SargentLooneyPencil reviews
“ Adam! Where are you?” my dad yells. Everything in my room seems to vibrate to his angry tone of voice.ps: this is my first story..i'd like some reviews please to help me in doing better in the future.i'm not good at writing summaries either
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/19/2009
Tones of Grief by Christyscmh reviews
This is an emotional ride with a girl named Gabrielle as she loses her mother after leaving her at the hospital against her gut instinct. As she struggles w her loss, unbeknownst to Gabrielle, her mother is dealing w her own struggle on the other side.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2007
A Rekindled Romance by Christyscmh reviews
A very distraught girl, suffering from bipolar, takes to cutting as a way to relieve her pain. One terrible night she gets so caught up in her thoughts that she ends up cutting just a little too deep.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2007
Pressure by Xerophyte reviews
Cliques conjealed like the JellO in our lunchboxes. [personal narrative]
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/21/2007
Listen by Christyscmh reviews
A quiet evening alone is interrupted by sounds of violence from next door. Her innocent curiosity has her listening in on something she never wanted to hear...
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2007
Hints of Autumn by Christyscmh reviews
As Autumn gradually appears everywhere, a cheating husband discovers that his wife has been killed in a car accident. Shortly after getting the news he receives another shock that will have him grieving all over again.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
No Normal Life by DreamLand reviews
When Jamie is kidnapped, her whole life changes... will she ever find out what happened to her?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,655 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 10/17/2003
The Gang by echoes of chaos reviews
The artist. The class clown. The spoiled rich girl. The lovestruck boy next door. When 8 teenagers met each other, by chance or by fate, who knew that they'd end up best friends? Story 1 of a series.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,237 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 9/14/2003
The Gang by Proud2BeBlonde reviews
The story of 4 teenager girls dealing with problems that many teenagers have to deal with today
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003
My life as an Indian girl by morning sunrise reviews
Jaida is an Indian girl, not American Indian, Indian Indian. Her hometown is Shumanm, India.........I am bad at summarys, so if you want to know more, than by all means read. Please R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2003
Emily by Rb reviews
Middle school, cliques, the ties that bind, the ties that break...
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/18/2002
Secrets that only children know by Winged reviews
It's as the title says: there are secrets that only children know. Such as...
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/8/2001
Teenage Destinies by Hanspam reviews
An insight into the life of teenage girls in the twenty-first century.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2001 - Published: 7/13/2001
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Being You reviews
Being you is like trying to eat a stale cookie. You take half your time trying to bite it and the other half trying to swallow it without choking. So for me,it takes me half my life to be myself and the other half trying to endure others' reactions.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012
What Is The Hardest Thing For You To Do? reviews
All her life, Annabel Benson has been living in a cobweb of false identities. But Susan Bennet came along. That's when she discovers that the real Annabel Benson is much better than the fake she is now. One shot. Kind of like my 'Being You' story.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
That Girl reviews
ADOPTED FROM SKATEROFTHEBOOKS: The guy with the seemingly perfect life, the girl with the horrible past. Not your usual match is it? So how did they suddenly become the only comfort for the other? Rated T just in case - REVIEW PLEASE!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012