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Joined 10-23-11, id: 806036, Profile Updated: 08-28-13
Author has written 10 stories for Play, Romance, Humor, General, and Horror.

Yo! Whazzup?

Name: Bloozagurl

Ethnicity: African American

Background: I am from a family of Jamaican descent, however, my father’s mother’s father was Scottish and Irish which makes me look more Hispanic than African- American. My hair is extremely curly, which also adds confusion. Somehow, my light skin and hair skipped my sisters. Because of this, we are often asked if we have different fathers or mothers (like the Wal-Mart incident. *eyeroll*)

I am a girl, but I hate dresses and skirts, and I ABHOR the colors pink and purple. I hate a “bouncer” walk according to family and friends—an “in-your-face-man-walk” if you will. My favorite ensemble is a comfy tee, jeans, and a pair of sneakers or my Timberlands J (Long story behind that bit)

I am a New Yorker through and through and I love singing the song “New York,New York.” I am also a fan of Bob Marley and Buju Banton. I LOVE cartoons, especially Looney Tunes! I play the cello and the violin. I’m an excessively impulsive person—I don’t like thinking things through, but sometimes I have to. When I do, I usually wish I had picked the other choice available to me.

Little Tidbits

When do you compare/contrast things? (I know it’s weird, but a teacher asked me this because she saw that I never really thought things through. Lol)

Errrrrr……comparisons….contrasts…….eh…….I don’t tend to do that and if I do I don’t really notice……I do decisions with ennie-meanie-miinie-mo to be honest or I just pick a random path by closing my eyes and pointing. I usually end up lucky with those……

But, if I had to say something I KNOW I compare-contrast on, it would multiple choice questions—because there are ALWAYS two good answers. (Sometimes I do ennie-meanie-miinie-mo for that too, but don’t we all? *hands in the crowd raise; heads nod* Ha, I knew it. No guilt now.)

Other than multiple choice compare-contrast-of-two-answers, the only other time I can think of—off the top of my head—when I compare-contrast is when I’m writing a story and I have no clue what to do with a character or where I want to take a story. Half my stories are based on real events that happen in my life—so I don’t have to make the characters GO anywhere, because the events already happened. But if I’m making up the story I compare contrast and then get writers block -_-

Who is your most important friend?

Oh gosh, that would have to be Wifey. We met in Health class, but we never really talked much. I thought she was one of those preppy stuck up chicks and she thought I was the nerd. Then, one day, we wore the same color shirt. The next day, same deal. I thought this chick was stalking me, man! So, I decided that I was going to wear to wear a shirt I KNEW she wouldn’t have. As luck would have it...she had the damn shirt. It was a tie-die monkey shirt that said “Relax” and SHE HAD IT! I couldn’t believe it! It was INSANE! After that, we started talking, and I realized that she wasn’t the preppy girl I thought she was, and she realized I wasn’t the nerd. We became even closer as years passed—to the point where people thought we were a gay couple! (XD) Our friends started calling us Wifey and Wifey, and Wifey and I figured, “Hey! Why not?” So we went out and got rings J Our anniversary is the 26 of May, and we rarely call each other by our names anymore; it’s always “Wifey”. Yang is important too! He's ALWAYS there when I need him and he's the sweetest guy I know :)

Who was the weirdest/most memorable person you’ve ever met?

OH MY LORD! That would be K’WrynEcho (It was her screaming that got me on here in the first place XD)! NO DOUBT THERE! Oh gosh. We met in Orchestra and she was the best viola player, hands down. She had this laugh that was just so bizarre! She loves music from the eighties, HATES the color pink (I can’t argue there), and she doesn’t like skirts either. MISS YOU GIRL! AND YOU NEED TO WATCH BLEACH!

Weirdest person would be Jay-Jay, no doubt. She was Muslim and she’d always make fun of those anti-muslim people. I remember in Orchestra she had this make believe present and she came up to me and K’WrynEcho and went, “I have a present for you. It’s a new deodorant. It’s called BOOM!” XD Ahhh, good times.

If you could do one thing forever, what would it be?

Ride Kumba.

Your favorite roller coaster?

Kumba.

Your most hated?

SHEIKRA!

Funniest/stupidest moment?

Stupidest: Wifey and I were walking by the bus ramp and out of nowhere this bus comes our way. We were already crossing the street by this time, and the driver showed no intent of stopping. I stopped in the middle of the road and pushed Wifey back to the other side of the ramp that we had just came from (she was lagging behind me and didn’t see the bus). I went back into the road and yelled, “Run me over, bitch, RUN ME OVER SO I CAN SUE YOUR ASS!” The buss stopped, and I still stood in the middle of the street, yelling and waving my arms. The bus driver didn’t appreciate it. Like I cared. Wifey cared though, and dragged me away, yelling at me the whole way for doing it. Looking back, it was EXTREMELY stupid.

One of the Funniest: One day, Wifey and I were skipping down the halls singing (we had my Ipod plugged in) and Mr. R popped his head out of the teachers lounge and went, “Only stupid people scream at the top of their lungs. Shh.” Then he went back inside. Wifey changed that quote to, “Stupid people may scream at the top of their lungs, but stupid people also have the most fun!” Thanks, Wifey

You are a Performer!

(Dominant Extroverted Abstract Feeler)

You are a PERFORMER (DEAF)— personable, self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which, in combination means you are good with people and aren't willing to let opportunity pass you by. Congratulations. I'm sure all the peons you've stepped on never saw it coming and didn't feel a thing.

You have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping their distance. It's also possible that you're Madonna.

Compared to 15,295,525 other test takers...

83% are more Submissive than you.

7% are more Dominant than you.

10% are just as Dominant as you.

87% are more Introverted than you.

4% are more Extroverted than you.

8% are just as Extroverted as you.

0% are more Abstract than you.

99% are more Concrete than you.

1% are just as Abstract as you.

51% are more Thinking than you.

35% are more Feeling than you.

Lt. Average

There is nothing that remarkable about your academic habits—which can be a good thing. You get by in school but also know the joys of goofing off. You believe that everything you need to know about a career, you’ll learn at college or on the job. High school is just the waiting room for life, so why stress out about it? And instead of reading old issues of Highlights in this metaphorical waiting room, you’d rather have a good time.

You’ll graduate high school with a solid B- average and some great stories to tell. You will also have your heart broken four times before graduation, so prepare yourself. That’s the price you pay for being a social butterfly.

If your school is on fire, you:

Run to the nearest exit.

Let the sprinklers do their thing. It’s what they’re made for, right? (Lol XD People walk behind me saying, "DUDE! HURRY THE HELL UP!" XD Ahhh good times good times XD)

Pee your pants to help fireproof your money maker.

When you wake up in the morning, the first thing you do is:

Realize its afternoon.

Hop out of bed and check last night’s homework for errors and good penmanship.

Hop out of bed and start last night’s homework, ignoring errors and penmanship (again, mine. Especially pertaining to math -_-)

*Both test results are from Sparknotes.com*

Favorite quotes:

“HOLY COW!”—one of my favorite teachers

“Go to heaven for the climate—hell for the company.”—Mark Twain

“The finest clothing made is a person's skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.”—Mark Twain

“Be careful when reading health books—you may die of a misprint.”—Mark Twain

“You should be happy you woke up—you could be in a BOX!”—Dad.

“Go left, but go right.”—Me

“WAIT! Let’s try this again.”

“Okay.”

“Rabbit season.”

“Duck season.”

“Rabbit Season.”

“Duck season.”

“Rabbit season.”

“Rabbit season.”

“Duck season.”

“Rabbit season.”

“I say it’s DUCK SEASON AND I SAY FIRE!”

POW!! *and Daffy gets shot*

*Daffy looks at Bugs* “You’re despicable.”

--Daffy and Bugs respectively, along with the huntsman, Elmer Fudd.

“WAIT! LET’S DO THIS AGAIN!”

“*sigh* He doesn’t have to shoot you now—”

“AHA! Pronoun trouble. *waggles non-existent eyebrows* It should be, “He doesn’t have to shoot ME now, not YOU! SO SHOOT ME NOW!”

POW! *And Daffy now has an upside down beak.*

--Daffy and Bugs, respectively, along with Elmer

Most broken promise to self?

I promised I would stop cursing. I failed after an hour and a half because of a kid that stared at me. *shakes head*

Weirdest thing about yourself?

I can’t tell right from left without looking at my hands. And even when I look at my hands, I still get it wrong.

Favorite songs?

Dang. Too many to list. But, I can list artists.

Elliot del Borgo, Muse, Breaking Benjamin, Atreyu, Yann Tiersen, Gustav Holst, etc.

Favorite books?

Oh gosh. I’m not going to try to list any. But my top five authors are:

Dean Koontz, Stephen King, J. K. Rowling, Natsuki Takaya, and Janet Evanovich

A list of why Harry Potter's better than Twilight:

1. Jacob Black is a lame copy of Sirius Black. Proof: They both have motorcycles, they have the same last name, they can both turn into canine creatures.

2. Bella Swan is a Mary Sue, and Edward Cullen is a Gary Stu. There are no Mary Sues or Gary Stus in Harry Potter

3. Sparkly vampires are just sad and pathetic.

4. None of the Harry Potter characters stare at peole while they sleep.

5. A Twilight vampire may have special powers, but they can only have one each. Wizards can have all of the abilities vampires have, like: Legilimency, Occlumency, Divination, and more: Metamorphmagus, Parseltongue, Animagus, etc.

6. For the Twilight series, five minutes after you meet someone, you are so in love with them that you can't live without them. Harry Potter characters do fall in love, but in much more realistic ways. And they don't lie around obsessing over it, they have more important things on their minds.

7. Voldemort is way cooler than the Volturi. (Who, for those of you who don't know, are a group of really old vamps who prevent other vamps from telling humans about their existence. No vampire would ever do this anyway, so the Volturi are useless)

8. The Twilight books have no humor.

9. Twilight only has sequels because Stephanie Meyer realized how popular it was. J.K. Rowling had always planned to write a series, even if it wasn't popular.

10. Did anyone offer to make Twilight a musical? No? Didn't think so.

11. No one dies in Twilight, except for a few people they didn't know. Every good series includes a death that has a great impact on the main character. Several beloved characters died in Harry Potter, and this helped the plot to develop.

12. Twilight does not include any exciting villains. Harry Potter has many.

13. Twilight is sexist. Bella's ideas never work, she cannot do anything for herself and is constantly being saved by men. Now think of the girls in Harry Potter. Are Hermione, Ginny, and Luna constantly playing clueless damsels in distress? No.

14. None of the characters in Harry Potter needs to be unnaturally attractive in order to be loved by their significant other. But do you think Bella would have looked twice at Edward if he was ugly?

15. Harry Potter has all kinds of fans: old, young, male, female, etc. But Twlight's only fans are preteen and teenage girls, and a few middle-aged women. And many members of these groups (including myself) don't even like Twilight.

16. The Twilight movies have bad special effects.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

-You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if... STORY IDEA!! MUST GET TO COMPUTER!)
-You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. "Why do I constantly ask myself random things?")
-When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. "Have you ever noticed that idea has been pronounced idear?")
-After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say,"Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
-You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
-You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
-Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
-No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
-The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
-Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
-People think you have A.D.D.
-You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (I'm pretty sure I DO have it)
-You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
-You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no apparent reason
-Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
-There is an ongoing narration inside your head, as if you are writing your life story in third person. (Ex: As (your name) was typing, a sudden desire of chocolate hit them.)
-And finally, you know you're an author if you fail English 101

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you've been on the computer to long when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

TRAGIC POEM:

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

(Put this on your page if u like music)
(o) music

YOUR GUY SIDE

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
XDogs are better than cats.
xIts hilarious when people get hurt
xYou've played with/against boys on a team
XShopping is torture.
XSad movies suck.

XYou own/ed an XBox (:( )
XPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
XAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
XYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
XYou watch sports on TV.
XGory movies are cool.
XYou go to your dad for advice

XYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
XYou like going to high school football games.
XYou used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
XBaggy pants are cool to wear. (I count gym short as baggy…)
XIts kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

x
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Green, black and blue J
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
XSports are fun.
XTalk with food in your mouth.
XSleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. (I think Carmex counts…)
xYou love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner. (once in a while)
xYou wear the color pink. (just a bit)
xGo to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.
xYou hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall. (I like hanging out at the mall in the tech stores, the bookstore, and shoe store—I look at the sneakers and converse though)
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry. (no earring, just a ring, my cross, and my bracelets)
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance. (or still are) (Fourth grade)

xIt takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile alot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
xYou care about what you look like.
xYou like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as a little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of everything.

TOTAL: 9

PREP

X You own a cell phone
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player. (always comes in handy)
X You love Starbucks.
X You have been called a brat

X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

TOTAL: 3

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colors.
X You have thought about death. (Kind of difficult not to when you write…character deaths have to occur sometimes..)
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
(I never buy anything XD I just like to look at the trip pants =P)
X You have worn black lipstick. (It was for Halloween)
X Your hair was/is dark. (But I was born with it, so it's natural :P)
X You dislike preps.
X You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

TOTAL: 5

PUNK

X You can skateboard
X You’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
X You dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

TOTAL: 5

GEEK

X You love the computer (Hello…writer! Lol XD)
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
X You get straight A's.(usually)
X You love/like reading.

X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You like homework. (Seriously? Wtf?!)
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

TOTAL: 7

ATHLETIC

X You know everything there is to know about a sport/sports.

You played sports when you were younger, not dolls or Hotwheels.

You like having a ball in your hands, around your feet, in a goal, etc.

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

TOTAL: 0

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes (sometimes)
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 color

TOTAL: 2

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food (True. Sorry, Wifey XD)

FREINDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs. and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA (Very true.)

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up (Iiiiiiii’d probably be the reason we’d end up there…)

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process (GO SAW!!)

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore (WATER FIGHT!!!)

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend (Ahhhh….good times with mr. Skater. Heh heh heh >=])

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live" (Psh. OVERDONE much? Nah, man. I text them a lengthy plan worthy of Jigsaw and tell ‘em to watch their backs.)

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry (Jumper cables work too.)

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" (Nah, I grab their backpack and run XD)

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial (Actually butt called Wifey in the middle of class….and her phone wasn’t on silent or vibrate. XD)

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad …here’s a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life (Oh yes….very detailed. XD)

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste.”

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine (HA!)

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone (Better believe it….WIFEY!)

FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking (Been there done that moving on. Lol)

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap

"Try Not To Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost. And for everyone who never got the chance to say "goodbye" No author given.

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

Put this on your profile
If you like to laugh!

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? I don’t have a globe

2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? May

3. What can you hear right now? My mom saying she’s not going outside because of allergies.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing beside yourself. My Dad

5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? Johhny Test. (JOHNNY TEEEEST!)

6. Type your name with your elbow. Tashna (BAM!)

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? Printer

9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Oymdhsi. (Wow, that sounds like it could be an acronym. Like, “Oh My Mister, Do Have Some Ice….or something.)

10. What's your favorite article of clothing? T-Shirt and Jeans

11. Who is the most special person to you? Everyone I know =O

12. What's your favorite childhood memory? Getting stuck on top of a cupboard. I was scared as hell, but it was worth the Skittles. Yumm.

13. One word that would best describes you? Spontaneous.

14. What is your favorite month in the summer? July…so may birthdays…so many parties…so much WORK TO PLAN THEM!

15. What's your favorite number? 6

16. What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? “Jeez, you’re nuts, you’re obsessive, and completely wacko, but gosh, I love you!” –One of those special people =)

17. What does your username mean? At one point in time, I was obsessed with Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends’s Blooregard Q. Kazoo. I though he was SOOO cool! And I still do =)

18. What is your favorite Disney movie? “Memo to me, maim you after my meeting.” XD GOOO HERCULEEEES!

18. What made you smile today? Almost falling off the stool I’m sitting on. (Damned it that wasn’t close.)

19. Last thing you said out loud? Well, then.

20. Last rainbow you saw?

21. Do you want a haircut? No

22. Are you musically inclined? Yes.

23. Have you ever been in a fight? Yes.

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Mum by Piercedbutterflies reviews
It's a real story. It happened to me a month ago. The names although, are not the real ones.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
Such a Pretty Boy by Rogue Energizer Bunny reviews
"I'm not a bad person, but sometimes I do terrible things." Reflections of a serial killer. Rated for creepy/disturbing content-but nothing sexual.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Complete
Think by Fibble reviews
We don't try to do it. We do it all the time. We forget them, we realize them, we manifest them, trying to make them so realistic when they're not. Do you know what it is? Of course you do. Thoughts and other things, sewn onto the blanket we call 'Life'.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012
SIL3NT by MKatCov reviews
AJ Brooks is a normal 17-year-old dude. He likes to swim and cook and loves his family like crazy. There's just one thing you need to know: he cant speak. Follow AJ through his senior year; an adventure filled with love, anger, and finding strength.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012
Goofy by HappyAwesomeSaucePower reviews
My newest crush: Goofy. No seriously. He works at Disneyland as the costumed-character and everything. The thing is I've never seen him outside his work uniform. Yeah, I never said I was coloring with all the crayons in my coloring box...//ONE-SHOT//
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
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Inanimate Objects Scream reviews
They are the waste, they are the trash, they are the dirty abominations that fester in the corners of the human mind, rotting and curdling into grotesque former representations of better times... They are memories-unwanted, undesired...unheard...speaking, screaming for a release...screaming for rest...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012
TwentyThree Things reviews
Nothing is perfect-nothing WHOLE that is. Perfection can be found in bits and pieces in everything...on everybody. All that's left is to sew them together.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 3/13/2012
Burned reviews
Those vibrant blue eyes...they were burned into his brain. A meeting at wedding with a surprise somewhat-guest.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 1/2/2012
Caress of Love, Love of Hate reviews
She thought it was just a night in the slammer because of a biased arrest; rumors reached her ears though and she just couldn't resist when she met HIM. She never knew she could love someone so much, but hate them with just as equal passion. M to be safe.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011
Train Tracks
The term "train tracks" in music is used to describe when music abruptly stops. It can be at anytime.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Complete
Negotiations reviews
It's the U.S versus the S.U...in ONE classroom. Mr. T was going to have a headache by the time the Cold War section was done...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012
Memories of a High School Student reviews
She always knew that the people in high school were wacko's...she just didn't think they were to this extent. It was a wonder the place didn't tear itself apart...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012
Inanimate Objects Speak reviews
Humans. They embed memories into everything: other humans, words, laughter, objects. They may be tiny or large; either way, eventually, these memories gain a voice...and they speak. When they are not heard...they begin to scream.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 100 - Words: 21,196 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete
Physical Rehabilitation Meeting
Mai was just a non-average PT with an average assistant Jack-until non-average Tony walks in the door with a broken leg and a job to get back to. PT had never been so much fun-nor had it ever sparked such a romance. ON HIATUS
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,891 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011
The Mermaid
A depressed teenager's life takes a twist-a mermaid foreshadows it all... R&R please, first story...
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Complete
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