Hello. I'm your local random reviewer!

I say random because there usually isn't a valid reason I review your story. It's rarely because I think it's interesting... but that doesn't mean its terrible either. Take that however you want. Compliment, insult, a Complisult... ?

Also-- a little concern of mine. I have absolutely no right to say that you're stories suck (even though I'd never come out and say that...although it's probably been implied...) and I also have no right to say it's the greatest thing since cookies.

However, all of us need people like me on this site. What am I? An opinion.

We all need opinions from different sorts of people. Otherwise, we'd all have our heads in the clouds and wouldn't know if our stories needed improvement.

/end rant

As you probably don't really care for my physical description (and if you did, you'll probably forget about me as soon as you read the next SKOW story) I'm just going to leave it at a few simple facts.

Veteran Status: Well not really. I'd like to consider myself a veteran on this website however. Contrary to this account, I've been here since 2006. I made a new account though because... well... many reasons. It's not that I'm hated or something. I just wanted to start anew.

Gender: I'm a woman. Female. You know, the other gender that's not ...male.

My age: Figure it out. Obviously, I can't be older than 25. If figuring it out bothers you so much, ask me.

Fun Facts: I love to use ellipses, a little habit I picked up when gaming online... like 5 or 6 years ago...

I also tend to only review stories and not add them to my favorites. Sorry to any that were/are offended.

If you read Jaded, I'm sorry to tell you I probably won't be picking it up any time soon. I came up with the story idea in 5 minutes after watching a Jerry Springer episode (the epitome of inspiration. Btw, I'm being sarcastic) and I never wrote it down. So basically, I forgot the plot. Sad isn't it? When I feel motivated enough, I'll read it again and try to remember.

Just In, this came from my daily drive through the Just In section on our little website you call FictionPress. I'll get on updating it eventually. Promise.

Upcoming...?

Well, something is upcoming, eventually. It's ...more difficult than I imagined just to get the characters and the plot down. (I like to map out every detail...because I can easily get writers block months at a time.)

Don't be afraid to just send me message just to chat.

(as long as you're not flaming me or something)

Elee