Ugh. Life isn't fair. Karma's a bitch. My boyfriend poisoned me and I'm in the middle of a fucking forest. With 7 midgets. And a hottie. Great. Rated T for language. Review please! Changed the name. Old one got boring.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,732 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete