Author has written 4 stories for Humor, and Romance.
As you can see, we're a group.
THE MACC CLAN.
So you're probably wondering, WHAT IS MACC EXACTLY.
Well it's basically like an advanced program for the nerds.
Multi - Age - Cluster- Class.
If you think that's lame, well...
Get lost. :p
Anyways, character profiles totally need touching up. They're really inaccurate. There are also a bunch of new kids to be added, but... I'm wayyyyy toooo lazyyyyy to do that stuff.
I'll do it later.
So this brings us to who's here...
The Pokemon Master (D.D)
I... wanna be the very best like no one ever was!
To catch them is my real test to train them is my cause!
Ok, this will probably go on forever... lol.
My pokemons will always lead the way...
Gotta catch em' all bro!
The Chinese Artist (Sophia)
First off, I had nothing to do with this.
Second off, I told D.D to not talk about me on her profile.
I'm going to kick the supposed "Pokemon Master's" ass, thank you very much.
The Pessimistic Stalker (Bonnie)
I so agree with Sophia. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
After all, I have already lost so much in my life... I CANNOT LOSE THIS!
Wait, I already have.
I'm the one talking here, aren't I?
The world will end eventually.
Red is the colour of blood.
I guess it's time to go and stalk some random person again... how about Key, the new kid?
He's the one who thinks I'm innocent.
I'LL TAKE THIS OPPURTUNITY! La, la la, da da !
The Purple Unicorn (Valeria)
THAT ARE PURPLE!!
I'm going to go braid my hair now peoples.
The Moving Christmas Tree [Inside Joke] (Amy)
I told D.D not to mention me...
Sorry, kind of obsessed with Homestuck here.
To Di For (Diana)
TAYLOR SWIFT... RULES.
So do I.
I aM QUeEN Of RaNDoMneSS.
And to add on top of that, I also like to draw random chibi angel things with sunglasses!
And I make comics about them... with The Queen of Awkwardness, of course. _
Even though she's normally really quiet... She opens up around me and Amy! :)
The Queen of Awkwardness (Jessica)
...Basically, I really like super duper cute stuffed animals...
And the word awkward... :)
The Makeup Guru (Clare)
Ok, so like, first off, if you're going to like, wear like, eye shadow, make sure that like, your clothes match.
Because you don't want to look bad in like, front of like, the whole school everyday with random eye shadow colours.
DUHHHH. *flips hair back*.
Also like, style is key to everything.
That's like, really like, awkward cuz like, I have a classmate named Key...
So like yeah, don't screw up with your makeup!
The Little Uncorrupted Elf (Laura)
So I'm um... I'm Laura and stuff...
And luckily I... I wasn't in MACC when Michael was there because...
He was like... ummm... wrong kind of...
And he corrupted lots of... um... lots of people...
Unfortunately I wasn't there when Hebah or Dayle, or Rachel or other people were there because...
They were really nice... and stuff...
AND YEAH, SO BYE! *runs away*.
So I like sports.
And other various things.
Oh, and rapping...
People call me a clown and stuff, cuz I crack a ton of jokes, but. Yeah.
Don't feel in the mood right now.
The Metal Item Wielder (Daniel)
Hey, so basically I always like attempting to hit D.D on the forehead with a metal item!
For example, my water bottle.
See this D.D?! *waves water bottle around*.
The Pokemon Master: EEEEEKKK!!! *runs away*
Without my metal items, there would be nothing for me to do!
Well kind of.
Bye for now!
The Bastard (Kasper)
So apparently I'm depicted as a bastard here.
The Pokemon Master: Yeah? What the hell do you want-
The Bastard: *whams Food Thief in the face with fist*
The Food Thief Prankster: ... Oh so that's what you wanted. *runs away*. YOU KNOW, BONNIE WILL NEVER LIKE YOU IF YOU ABUSE HER LIKE THAT!!
The Bastard: SHUT UP, I- I DON'T LIKE HER!! I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't... I hope I don't... do I? *walks away mumbling*
The Pessimistic Stalker: I just heard everything... -.-"
The Tech Guy (Aleyzee)
Don't ask me to fix your computer, even though I probably will.
Also, epic faces are, well, what else?
And Minecraft = EPIC.
And Pokemon = PokeCRAP.
Yes, that's what I do in my spare time.
Make Pokecrap names.
Like Arceus = Asseus.
I will ruin your childhood eventually if you played pokemon in the past.
The Creeper (Alex P)
Muhahahaha... I will creep everything you own...
An exert from The Creeper's Guide to Everything Creeper by The Creeper himself.
Also known as Alex P.
The Nit Spy (Nitish)
I move... as fast as the wind...
I am... the wind...
With extreme agility, I run...
Not as fast as Wayne...
AND I'M ULTRA RANDOM.
That seems to be the case with us MACC kids.
Elastic Band (John)
Ok, so yeah!
And I like to cling to people!
And I know lots of stuff, and I always answer stuff, and I always do stuff, and stuff!
It's just that, I'm really smart, but I have no logic!
So Mr. A gets mad with me a whole lot.
Artmes Fo # 2 (Kelvin)
Yo guys, I am like, SOOOO AWESOMMMEEE AND SMART.
DON'T QUESTION MY POWER.
The Annoying Bedhead (Jonathan)
D.D, I'm annoying??
But I do like this attention I'm getting... but still!
You are invading my privacy, and that's just not right!
Use your conscience D.D!
Do what's right-
The Pokemon Master: Oh just shut up. -.-"
The Cheese Ninja (Dunstan)
I LIKE CHEESE.
I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK.
AND NO, I AM NOT "CHEESE" FROM FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS.
Answer Key (Key)
I'm the new kid in the clan...
AND I HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT!
ISN'T IT FUNNY???!
Well, actually, I don't, but...
Everyone likes to think that I do. =.=
So um... yeah... bye...
D.D: *whispers epically* That was a split personality RIGHT THERE.
The MACC Clan Seven?
So these are basically some of the previous MACC students who have moved onto Inter A!
NAUB [National Ascociation of Unicorn Belivers] Leader (Dayle)
How are you all doing?
I hope you're doing good!
Don't forget to check the weekly NAUB bulletin board!
Remember, the unicorns need to survive!
Don't let the Unicorn Haven die out!
Create rainbows and care for the environment!
I'll make your day, afterall I give off happy sunrays of golden-ness! :)
So don't be blue, be happy!
Awkward Genius (Hebah)
Hi guys! :)
Remember that Ion Propulsion is really awesome!
Have a nice day!
The Wind (Wayne)
... I can run really fast.
Like faster than everyone in the world.
I'm also pretty good at prentending to shriek like a bird.
Do you want some candy?
Maple Story Blissy Potion-er (Brandon)
The One in the Wrong (Michael)
BACK OFF FROM MAH GIRL ANNIE, OK?
STAY AWAY OR ELSE...
Or else I'll charm you with my looks. ;) *wink*
The Pessimistic Stalker: ... *sigh* That is the biggest fail I have EVER witnessed. *blushes slightly*
Artmes Fo (Waley)
Yes, so I am very awesome, and I can do anything.
GAY PEOPLE ARE MORALLY WRONG!!
Wayne- sama is awesome!
You're awesommmeee !
The Chinese Artist: ... One minute ago you said that gays are morally wrong. You're acting like one. That means you're a hypocrite too. -.-"
And that's the end of the profile!
Check out the stories (even though there aren't that many)!
Planned Stories/Stories That Are In Progress
- ImMACCulate Evil
- Foundation of Lies
- New Profession...?
- Oneshots for every character... (or a gigantic story with all the oneshots rolled up in one).
The MACC Clan
Please note that these chracters are based on people in real life, who are like family to me. :)
All disses are just meaningless jokes. Thanks to the MAC Class for making life a whole lot better. LOL.