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Hi. My name's Bond. I like peppermint, pandas, and purple. I don't like sleeping on beds, so I sleep on the floor. I am an insomniac and I have ADHD.

Found this comment on a youtube vid (All your life-the Band Perri):

This song makes me wanna strip naked, burst out of my window, free fall 28 floors, faceplant in the snow, make a snow angel mixed with my own blood, shiver from the cold, get hypothermia, DIE, go the pearly gate, say wuzzup to Jesus, do our secret hand shake, look for Buddha, find him, have him reincarnate me into a frog, meet a princess, kiss her, turn into a prince, order my subjects to bring me a computer, listen to this song again, cry myself to sleep. Wake up.. Repeat.

A conversation about how Buddha spray-painted himself purple then commenced. :)


PREP
You own a cell phone.
you own something from abercrombie.
You own something from pacsun.
you own something from Hollister.
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 3

GOTHIC
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark. (...kinda?)
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/satanist/agnostic.
Total: 6

PUNK
You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.

You like Converse
you hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink
You hate/dislike preps
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total: 7

Geek
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew (...it's kinda unspoken. And it depends on who i'm with).
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick. (*cough cough*)
Total: 4

EMO
You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
you have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/guys are hot
Total: 3


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a SCENE, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I am NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Girls only)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Guys only)
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be uncool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND/ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be gay.
I wouldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I write FANFICS so I MUST be a freak.

I WATCH/READ PORN so I MUST be perverted. (...Do M-Rated yaoi fanfics count? *raises eyebrow*)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be insane.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS/ANIME, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

I'm honestly loosing faith in humanity.


1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle

2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Starships by Nikki Minaj (dafuq bro?)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Full Circle - Miley Cyrus (Makes a bit of sense...)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Holiday -Greenday

4. What is 22?

The Catalyst -Linkin Park

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Numb -Linkin Park (she is getting smothered a bit by her family, yes)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Wake up America -Miley Cyrus

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Hitohira No Hanabira - Stereopony (I don't even know what this song is about...)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

We r who we r -Kesha (Uhh, no.)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Off the Chain -Selena Gomez

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Airplanes (ft. Hayley Williams) - BOB

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?


Beyond the sacred glass - Alesana (Dafuq?)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Dear John -Taylor Swift (Why not?)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Kitchen Sink - 21 Pilots (Fits slightly)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

I love Rock n Roll -Joan Jett & the Blackhearts (Not so much of a secret anymore)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Viva la Vida - Coldplay

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Charlie Brown -Coldplay (glowing in the dark ain't so bad)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Back in Black -AC/DC (How...?)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

A Forbidden Dance -Alesana (I can barely understand the lyrics)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Sweet home alabama -Lynyrd Skynyrd (I guess so...)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Hand in Hand with the Dammed -Alesana (It is a kinda sad song...)

21. WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

Vampires, Mummies and the Holy Ghost - Jimmy Buffet (Apparently I'm going to get married to a Vampire, get attacked by Zombies and get saved by Jesus. Fascinating)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Awake and Alive - Skillet (The song above was more accurate...)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

A Thousand Years -Christina Perri (Apparently an Immortal with the Sight is infatuated with me... *Sigh* Why do all the weird ones like me?)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Woke up this morning -NickelBack (Well, yes, I'd prevent my dad from busting in like a viking)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Don't Wake me Up -Chris Brown (Again?)

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