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It's you and me against the world... WE ATTACK AT DAWN!!
Hi! welcome to my profile. I have another profile on fanfiction.net and my name there is southernvampirepirate, if you wanna look me up some more.
weight: hahaha like i would tell you.
Hair color: dark brown
eye color: brown
personality: I'm a very happy person and have a kind loving nature as long as nobody makes me mad.
"It looks like the one who once did the wanting suddenly wants to be wanted by a different wanting that has a want of wanting that has never been wanted for the sake of want... ness, Aye?" -Jack Sparrow
"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kind of wanted to be a Cowgirl."
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!
Smile. It confuses people.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."
"I'm not afraid of Death. What’s he going to do, kill me?"
"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can ever be taught."
It's so horribly sad. Why is it I feel like laughing?
"Does my being half naked bother you?"
"And I flung myself off a cliff."
"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"- (Rhett Butler)- Gone With The Wind
"Oh yes, this is a perfect time for an English lesson! Can we conjugate verbs next?"- (Jack Sparrow)
I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.
Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!
An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!
Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.
Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
"Not only is life a bitch, but it keeps having puppies."
"Whoever said 'words cannot hurt me' never got hit in the head with dictionary."
"Voted most likely not to give a damn."
"There is a universal thought everyone has while looking down the barrel of a fully loaded rifle... "Shit."
"NORMAL- in terms of mental health, it varies from state to state."
"Don’t think of it as being outnumbered, I think of it as a wide target selection."
The trouble with life is that there's no background music.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?-Copy and Paste this if you stand up for your faith.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
YOU SAY PLAYBOY
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