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It's you and me against the world... WE ATTACK AT DAWN!!

Hi! welcome to my profile. I have another profile on fanfiction.net and my name there is southernvampirepirate, if you wanna look me up some more.

About me:





weight: hahaha like i would tell you.

Hair color: dark brown

eye color: brown

personality: I'm a very happy person and have a kind loving nature as long as nobody makes me mad.

"It looks like the one who once did the wanting suddenly wants to be wanted by a different wanting that has a want of wanting that has never been wanted for the sake of want... ness, Aye?" -Jack Sparrow

"When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kind of wanted to be a Cowgirl."

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

Smile. It confuses people.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What’s he going to do, kill me?"

"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can ever be taught."

It's so horribly sad. Why is it I feel like laughing?

"Does my being half naked bother you?"

"And I flung myself off a cliff."

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"- (Rhett Butler)- Gone With The Wind

"Oh yes, this is a perfect time for an English lesson! Can we conjugate verbs next?"- (Jack Sparrow)

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said, once when it's explained to me, once five minutes later when I finally get it.

Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

"Not only is life a bitch, but it keeps having puppies."

"Whoever said 'words cannot hurt me' never got hit in the head with dictionary."

"Voted most likely not to give a damn."

"There is a universal thought everyone has while looking down the barrel of a fully loaded rifle... "Shit."

"NORMAL- in terms of mental health, it varies from state to state."

"Don’t think of it as being outnumbered, I think of it as a wide target selection."

The trouble with life is that there's no background music.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?-Copy and Paste this if you stand up for your faith.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree the
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.



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Once Upon A Nightmare by McKelle George reviews
Nightmares and Dreams are actual creatures who invade human minds as embodied fears and joys. Violet doesn't use the new BlissMax pill designed to give good dreams (or any modern niceties, thanks Dad), and one night, a Nightmare—the fear of hell—enters her enticingly un-medicated mind and gets trapped.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,677 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Coldblooded by Eoligos reviews
Cecile Perkins strikes a deal with a demon who delights in tormenting her small coastal hometown. Before she knows it, she's agreeing to things when she hasn't even read the fine print...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 90,602 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by MadameLeQueen reviews
From the moment the venom of the wolf contaminated her, Madeline has always been wary of anything with a beating heart. She feared not only for the safety of others, but her own as well. It all changed one day when she bumped into a pack of rogues in the midst of her heat.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,942 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013
Dancing with the Devil by MadameLeQueen reviews
Get accepted to a college and everyone is happy: her boyfriend and parents. But Persephone Smoke doesn't have the exact necessities to go to college. She sells her soul to Hades, the God of the Underworld for wisdom. But he crave for more.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
How to Survive an Apoplectic Mating by MadameLeQueen reviews
What had meant to be a high school project to bring two teenagers together in a loving relationship ended up in utter disaster. Mariko Douglas, who was head over heels in love with the hottest, bad ass rebel of the school, walked into her crush's house only to find out she was the mate of his father. What the hell.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,243 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013
When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 156,025 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
A War of the Heart by Midnight Writer2012 reviews
Lucy just found out she is a werewolf and that her entire life is a lie. Her real father, thought to be dead, shows up and sends her life spiralling out of control. The only good thing in her life is her new love in a man that makes her heart race and her body ache. When someone threatens to take away everyone Lucy cares about, will she be able to find the courage to save them all?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,278 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Complete
The Princess and The Dragon by MadameLeQueen reviews
For who could ever love a beast?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,540 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 6/2/2011
A Child's Playmate by MadameLeQueen reviews
When you think you've had it bad when a supernatural male forcibly barges into your life to claim you as his mate, think again. Meet Jubilee Reinhart, a recently hired nanny for a three year old child, who appears to her mate from what his utterly deranged parents have declared.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,395 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011
My Wolf Boy by MadameLeQueen reviews
It wasn't everyday Aurora was kidnapped by an insane man from her father's asylum. It wasn't just any man. He was, Orion, the wolf boy who spoke through actions rather than words. And she absolutely has no idea that havoc is about to wreak.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,000 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/18/2010
Good Dogs Don't Bite by Friglit reviews
For her 18th birthday, Adrian buys his sarcastic little sister Marah a pet werewolf. But Raze is proving to be every bit as stubborn and independent as she is. Can a resentful pet and his reluctant mistress ever learn to get along? *ON HIATUS*
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,406 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008
Mongrel by R. Lauden reviews
Taking a step closer, his proximity inspired a pleasant tremble through my insides. I rooted myself in place, betraying every instinct not to flee. He could pluck every concept from my head-leave me empty and hollow. His knuckles grazed my collarbone, causing a shiver of eager anticipation. My body was screaming for him. I wanted to feel his mouth against mine. Werewolf Romance R&R
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,925 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 7/18/2009
The Wicked Beasts That Roam by Iflylikeninja reviews
To Jade, the supernatural was nothing new. So what else could possibly scare the living hell out of her? Maybe a tall, muscled, tattooed man with fiery black eyes and a knack for killing everything in sight? Yeah...that could scare her.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 130,063 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 9/6/2011
The Folly of a Monster Love by alias h. anonymous reviews
Psychology major Alma Caldwell was fascinated by the human mind and its frightening capability of turning nightmares into reality. That is, until a demon turned her reality into a nightmare.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,554 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
My Protector's Claim by WA0520 reviews
Anna didn't know she was a shifter until she was kidnapped and caged like an animal.But now she's free,saved by a man with glowing green eyes.The only problem now is,she doesn't know who she really is;or entirely understand her connection to her savior.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 140,761 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Complete
Weight of a Man by Losille2000 reviews
Set at the beginning of the Hundred Years War, a displaced woman is taken in by her aging uncle. Unfortunately, her uncle has other plans for her by betrothing her to a man they call the Devil's Champion.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 11/3/2008
The Passion Paradox by Eoligos reviews
Adel Pathsia is a 25 year old psychopathologist - she studies mental disease. She meets her match in the psychopathic Nikolai Gunter, who is something much more sinister than she ever imagined.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 67,706 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
Apples and Mangos by mousemaker2 reviews
Nova was taken from her home in the Northeast and sold as a mate to one of the most powerful male wolves in all the regions. Confused and scared, she must adapt to her new home in the West or die trying.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,597 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010
Atropa Belladonna by MadameLeQueen reviews
Molly gasped in terror when he leaned into her face. "What do you want?" Wulf leaned into the crook of her neck, breathing in her scent. "I want you, and only you." He growled possessively, his attention taken over by his obsession: a wolf's obsession
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,946 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Fallen Angel by kurinny reviews
In the world of crimes and sins, he was feared by all who walked the same path. Noone ever dared to question his authority, except for the little slave he bought from the market. Only she dared to defy him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,452 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 2/7/2004
Moon Child by hi-tanner85 reviews
When he finally did turn to me, it shocked me how dark his eyes were, how inhuman he seemed. "You need to run, Bailey." His body started to contort, back arching, bones pushing against his skin. "Run as far as you can. Hide Bailey, don't let me catch you.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,082 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009
The Light House by CrazyCowgirl101 reviews
Its 1942. The world is in the middle of the war. After a terrible storm racks her island, Gwen discovers a man laying in the sand. She doesn't know which is worse, being alone on an island with a man, or that the man is a Nazi, someone she should fear.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,180 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Complete
Life in the AZ by Wooden Tulips reviews
Zombies have taken over the US and there doesn't seem to be any safe haven. A girl and a guy decide to chance a stranger's company. M for language and hints of sex.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,913 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Complete
Bad Moon Rising by The Burning Roses reviews
REMOVED. Lone wolf Hannah Madison never expected to find a werewolf pack in the Lake District - nor did she expect the attentions of two male werewolves, let alone a murderous rogue.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
Dangerous Game by Crazy Talk reviews
You should never play poker with a demon. More to the point, you should never play strip poker with a demon. Matter of fact, don't play strip anything with a demon. You'll lose every time.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
Sebastian Bear Invisible Pervert by hi-tanner85 reviews
g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 178,916 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Runaway Dreamer by WriteKindOfLove reviews
When Chloe runs away from her abusive, broken home she runs far, and straight into the Hunting grounds of John, a beautiful but vicious Alpha who would do anything to protect his Pack. Could her life get any worse?
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,342 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006
Untamable by R.M.Whitaker reviews
Both fear and curiosity fill Mercedes McBride when her father requests that she return to live with him in Texas at the end of the Civil War. What she never dreamed was that she might find love on the wildest adventure of her entire life in the old West..
Fiction: Western - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,540 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Complete
Skinny Dipping with Grove Murray by hi-tanner85 reviews
He hit me. Well, not so much hit me as fell into me and knocked me down. My ego was bruised. . . along with my head. Yes, it hurt. He kissed me! Well not so much kissed me as ran into my neck with his mouth. Oh great, now I'm stupid. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,067 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
Cherokee reviews
All Ruby wanted was to cool off in the creek, after a hot day of plowing. She didn't figure on having an Indian start fancying her and steal her away. This is her story of how she comes to love and fight beside her kidnapper, White Crow.rated T for now
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012