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Joined 11-05-11, id: 808269, Profile Updated: 02-17-14
Author has written 10 stories for General, and General.

.just thought you'd like to know.

i'm kind of like a bottle blonde version of marla singer, only without the cheekbones or good looks of helena bonham carter, and i don't get to have regular sex with either edward norton or brad pitt.

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V sez, Episode 2: Attack of the Twihards! by V.M.Stone reviews
She's baaa-aack! Everybody's favorite-or at least I hope I am-failslayer returns to comment on and parody Twilight. Be afraid, Twifans. Be very afraid. Everyone else: enjoy the lulz. UPDATE: Seemingly removed yesterday. This is take two.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,755 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010
Three Poems by Sukkumbus reviews
Three poems in wrote in Writers Craft one depressing day . . .
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2002
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maybe kinda sorta
and you know, oh you know, there aren't supposed to be feelings involved, or the tiredest old story in the world
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Published: 2/17 - Complete
what i remembered from that time
i was a fool, and you did not love me. but i did not love you either.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Published: 2/15 - Complete
what was supposed to be a school project
yesterday my sister came home and i had allergies observations
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
it's okay reviews
because you are my immortality.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
today reviews
god, i miss you. observations.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Complete
november
.pillowbook.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,973 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
forget
i realize you have left me empty. why?
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
sacrilege
wendy, wendy, do you remember that day?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Complete
cigarettes reviews
if i take up smoking, i will almost certainly get lung cancer and die. but i still want a cigarette. /observations/
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Complete
elevator
you come in from the november cold.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete