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Hello, world. My name is joemommah. I've been on fictionpress for many years,I'm here now to strictly to read and review. :D Feel free to ask me to read/review your story or whatever. :D

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Breaking The Mirror by AMV reviews
M/M. "Go to hell." "Yes, sir." Jayden has a lot of problems, and his new mysterious, bitter neighbor, Seaton Andrews, isn't helping matters. Completed.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,369 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Chroma by Alora The Sleepy reviews
Oh, yes. Nate Rochester was someone you could fall in love with at first sight. I might have, had he not ruined the moment with, "There's a difference between people-watching and stalking, you know." Inspired by Something Corporate's 'Konstantine'. /REMOVED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Mac Vs PC: Infected by Jeex reviews
You are not living with me. You pissed in my hair in kindergarten, fed me mud under the guise of a cookie in first grade and stole my first kiss while trying to drown me!" His eyes only laughed in response, "All that before puberty? Now how to top that?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,190 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/8/2010
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4229 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
Like It Or Not by sitaloire reviews
Josh feels perfectly entitled having some fun for once in his life. Until Kay shows up in New York and ruins everything. Slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 109,596 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 8/5/2004
Sabotage by Mardy Bum reviews
They were untouchable. The seven deadly sins of her school had destroyed her brother. Now, she was out to destroy them. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,683 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Game Set and Match by SongShadow20 reviews
Meeting her match was no easy feat. She was valedictorian, best viola that school had ever seen, but that changed when a new guy came in, with a bad boy complex and all, after her post. A little competition never hurt.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
The Inside Edge by All Good Things reviews
He was raised on backyard soccer games and episodes of Sesame Street. She was raised on a medal podium. Chase Maxwell has everything he’s ever really wanted, but rising sensation Stephanie James is about to turn his life upside down.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011
Jack Saturday Can't Fail by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008
The Mad and The Conqueror by G0bSmackt reviews
It'd be fair to say Madison McHale has a little trouble controlling her temper. It'd be fair to say Caine Jeffries is a little bit of a player. Insert a bet, an ultimatum, dysfunctional families, meddlesome friends... and you've got yourself a love story.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,240 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Until You Loved Me by his terrible beauty reviews
COMPLETE. When a gay boy with trust issues rescues a popular, beautiful boy from social suicide, he gets thrown into a whole new world of sex, angst and betrayal. Falling in love with October DeTamble was most definitely not part of the plan.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,375 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
The Trick is to Keep Lying by Jeex reviews
There are three parts to the art of lying. 1. Maintain eye contact. 2. Don’t cross your fingers behind your back. 3. In the end... tell the truth.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,793 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008
Fish And Bird by Dirty-Angel-Toes reviews
Spending the holidays with his estranged older sister probably wasn't the best of Dylan's experiences. Falling for her infuriatingly charming fiancé isn't much better.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,431 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
Colorless by AMV reviews
MxM. SLASH. The life of a reluctantly adorable pathological liar isn't easy. Take Devyn's word for it. Well...maybe not. “Did you kill these women?” “Yes. I did it officer. Lock me up, I shot them dead.” “…They were strangled.” “Oh… Right, I meant that.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird reviews
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
In Plain Sight by purplesparklebunny reviews
Max is trapped in a comedy of errors gone wrong, on the run, not so safely hidden and seeking revenge, learning it takes more than appearances to fool a blind man and that sometimes hearts just won't be tricked even if you want them to be. Please review!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,710 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
Falcon's Reach by Vathara reviews
Adventures of Cath Traethlin, thief extraordinaire. Finished.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,728 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 12/20/2001