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Joined 11-09-11, id: 809055, Profile Updated: 12-19-11

Name: Courtney

Gender: Girl (obviously)

Age: 15 (Sophmore)

Favorite Colors: Purple, Blue, Green, Red (in that order)

I'm usually on FanFiction, but I thought that I'd give FictionPress a try... Soooo, yeah, thats about it. If you want to check out my FanFiction profile then my penname is the same on there. Happy Reading XD

I hope you guys like reading my stories, and if you don't then thats okay too but if you don't then I have no idea why your on my profile...

He gave her twelve roses, eleven real, one fake, and said " i'll love you until the last rose dies."

'We like that we like and if it is dashed in cannon, that is why God created fanfiction

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

98 percent of all teenage girls would give their souls to Edward Cullen if he was stabbed with a wooden stake. Post this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that stabbed him

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own dream world, copy this to your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I must be hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I can't go to Hell. Satan still has a restraining order against me.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened last week.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled BANG, I doubt you'd kill too many people.

When nothing is going right... Go left.


Oooooooooohhh! A sharp object... Let's POKE it!

Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.

I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.

Dear Homework, you are unattractive; therefore, I cannot do you.

If the world ends in 2012, I will have wasted my whole life in school. Lovely.

Duct tape is the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, plus it keeps the universe together.

nanananananananana... BATMAN!

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

A friend will help me up when I fall down. A best friend will point and laugh because she tripped me

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me

A friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

A friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - dammit - run!"

A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Toyota: Moving Forward (even when you press the brakes).

You're a great friend but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, rule Narnia, and be claimed by a Greek god (true story)

Only my sock puppets understand me :(

If I was a puzzle, my missing piece would be you.

Nobody move! I think I've dropped my brain.

Please don't play with me. My paper heart will bleed.

Secret Admirer? More like a stalker with stationary.

Blame Disney for my high expectations in boys.

I've stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

Best friend? Haha, are you kidding me? More like SISTERS.

You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much, ALWAYS on my mind.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Chuck Norris ALWAYS knows where Waldo is.

"Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people."

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice; then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Sometimes I wonder 'Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

"Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

Can anybody who has a job go in the 'Employees Only' doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say 'Employees of this Establishment Only'?

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

If I fell for you, would you catch me?

(F)unny how yo(u) tried to s(c)rew me over. I used to thin(k) we were friends. See (you) later.

The measure of love is to love without measure.

Why do we kill people, that kill people, to teach them that killing people is wrong?

We're all gonna die (but I gots a helmet)

Silence is Golden (Duct Tape is Silver)

Those stupid kids should just give that frickin' Trix Rabbit some Trix! (Haha... Silly kids, Trix is for Rabbits)

I have music in my soul, (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere).

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; those that can count and those that can't count.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?


If at first you don't succeed... Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

If you ever get sent to jail, a good friend will bail you out. But a best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Where did we screw up?"

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

I didn't lose my mind! I sold it on eBay.

I have plenty of common sense! I just chose to ignore it.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

When in doubt, make up words.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I had a friend once... but then his rope boke and he ran for it.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

A stranger will stab you in the front, a friend will stab you in the back, a love will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

My favorite word is sarcasm.

When I say LOL, I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Did you know that 5/4's of the world can't do fractions?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

I'm happy don't wreck it by talking

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you

Life. Get one

Kids are the future. Frightened? Mwahahahahah!! I will rule the world!

It's not your falt. But I'm blaming you anyway

Does it hurt being so dumb?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.'

My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

Weather Forecast for tonight: dark

I'll watch the scariest movies and not even flinch...

But I'll SCREAM at the top of my lungs when toast, pops out of the toaster...

For the want of a nail a shoe was lost, For the want of a shoe a horse was lost, For the want of a horse a rider was lost, For the want of a rider a battle was lost, For the want of a battle a kingdom was lost, And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.

We are the best! So Screw the Rest! We do as we damn well please! Until the END!! St.Trinians! Defenders of Anarchy!

:P I love that movie

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