PrincessOfTheGardens
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 11-12-11, id: 809491, Profile Updated: 12-02-11
Author has written 2 stories for Humor, and Young Adult.

Hi I'm PrincessOfTheGardens, I LOVE to read and write which is why i signed up. I also have a Fanfiction account which is under the same name PrincessOfTheGardens. There i focus on storys under "Mario". Here's some info and check out my fanfiction stories too!

Favorite colors (I have more than one...): Purple, Green, Blue, Orange, and Black.

Favorite books: Princess trilogy, Forgive My Fins, The Eleventh Plague, fearless trilogy, The Dragon Rider, etc

I am also a HUGE anime/manga fan so if you could send me some awesome anime/manga that would be apreciated, as long as they aren't supernatural. Can you read this??

I, PrincessOfTheGardens, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read,
regardless of the number of reviews,
its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.

Because real authors always leave reviews!
Copy and Paste this onto your profile to join the Revolution

Olny srmat poelpe can! ? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! pstae tihs on yuor piroifle if you can raed tihs

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If u love chocolate copy and paste this to ur profile.

If you love your anime shows and your addicted to it, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever played thumb wars with your own thumbs and your betting on one of them to win, but lost, then put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Copy and paste if your mother taught you something!

If you think of random things and burst into laughter, put this on your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile (And PROUD of it!)~

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you were every daydreaming or thinking of something and you started bursting into laughter and everyone is like, "WTF?" put this on your profile. (me: all the time! lol)

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fictionpress, copy this onto your profile

If you have fallen asleep at your computer only to wake to see an untold number of pages of one lone letter on a word docment because your head was on the keyboard, post this to your profile

If you have ever awaken your father or mother at 3 in the morning to kill a spider in your room, post this on your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste the to your profile

If you have ever thought you could fly and jumped off your bed then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door, post this on your profile

If you think that writing or reading fictionpress stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breath and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to use magic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (It's kinda hard...). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp slavery, etc.) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't get what the simplest things mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

╔╗╔═╦ Put this on your profile

║╚╣║║╚╗If you like to laugh!

If you get easily distracted... huh oh yeah, than paste this on your profile.

If you think that the most dangerous anmials like tigers, bears, and elephants are cute then paste this on your profile.

If you ever tripped backwards copy this on your profile

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name or first name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you laugh when someone gets killed in a so-called scarymovie because it's so cliche copy this in your profile

Randomness sentences of wisdom...

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Everything here is edible. I am edible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Confusion is a term for the stupid. I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Come to the dark side, we have cookies! Me: are they chocolate chip? Dark side: Uhh...sure... Me: COMING THROUGH!

I ran with scissors and lived! ( i seriously think that one should be put on a t-shirt)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

I only have PMS on days that end with a Y

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over!

Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

My heart is not a playground

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

To a guy love is only a chapter but to a girl its her whole book.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

I Would Kill For You by DaRoSeOfWaR reviews
Aaralyn had a good life. At least, until she was kidnapped. Now she has to try and find a way to excape her captor. It won't be easy though. It's harder than you'd think to escape from a sociopath who is apparently in love with her.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,804 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011
The Silent Musician by Charcoalsketch reviews
Marielle's mute and invisible, but she's a musical prodigy. Daniel pretends to be rich, but he's working two jobs to support his family. When they meet, it affects the people around them in ways nobody could have foreseen. Complete.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,035 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Complete
Blue Rose by Alley Lane reviews
Bentley sits at his window for hours at a time, staring out at the house of the nameless, mysterious beauty that is his Blue Rose.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Complete
Mr Hearld by Lunetaylina reviews
A letter to my band teacher because he's taking the job at the rival school. If band was like a family than we just lost our dad.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Complete
There Is A Light and It Never Goes Out by xox.you.make.me.smile.xox reviews
Demi Giordana is a sweet good-natured teen who is dealing with an unplanned pregnancy. She learns that there is a consequence to every action, discovers who her true friends are and faces the toughest decision of her life.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012
Guilt by RoShAn reviews
My head pounding, I screamed in the darkness of my cell. I have been screaming for some time now. I never knew that my voice was as loud as the one I hear now... First attempt to write on the softer side. pls R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Angst in My Pants by CHIIJOY reviews
Boy likes Girl. Boy can’t get Girl. Solution for Boy? Steal Girl’s pants. How to get them back for Girl? Right off Boy’s body. [Insert Boy’s victory dance here].
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,476 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Island Olivier by elisefey reviews
What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,956 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Band Geeks Have More Fun by TheUni reviews
Band geeks have more fun
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2005
if men got pregnant by colly night hunter reviews
what would it be like if men got pregnent
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/6/2002
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Music, Nerds, and Baby's reviews
Hey, the names Aaliyah, and guess what world, I'm Pregnant. Yeah yeah i'm only fifteen i'm not suppose to do that kind of crap but it happened. No it wasn't with my boyfriend cause I don't have one, or a stupid jock or the local bad boy,and it wasn't Mr. Popular. The nerd got me pregnant; and get this, I accidentally told him it was by someone else. Jeez, whats a girl to do?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012
Where's my IPad? reviews
Warning: This is the most random story you'll ever read, but I think it'll make you laugh. It's mainly for those who have a random sense of humor but all are welcomed! R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete