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Author has written 3 stories for Supernatural.

The rock holds in its depths white clay
which will come out milk-white from a cleft
Needlessly troubled people will not dare touch it,
unaware that the foundation of the earth is of clay.

Copy and Paste (YAY!!!)

I have inside jokes with my-self and I don't even understand them.

Don't get my personality and my attitude mixed up because my personality is me and my attitude depends on you.

Laughing for 15 seconds a day adds two days two your life span.

I panic when someone says, "I need to talk to you."

If we all threw our problems in a pile we'd all grab ours back.

The more you disapprove the more fun I have.

Just because you don't get it doesn't mean it's stupid. It means you are.

Sarcasm is the bodies natural defense against stupid.

Guy friends are the bomb. They are hilarious, cool, fun to hang out with, no akwardness...until you start liking one of them... (I hate that part!)

A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

People are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

When in doubt, make words up!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.

Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

Two things are in-finite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity, though...

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus.

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!

There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.

The grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow!

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

An apple a day keeps anyone a way if you throw it hard enough.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'blood-sucking creatures'?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back...

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.

Of course it's in the last place you look. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it!?

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Taste the rainbow--Eat CRAYONS!

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt--then it's hilarious!

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads :P

I wouldn't have OCD if everyone else would just do things the right way.

Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.

If you've ever run into something big and obvious in public, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile.

-Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. (That depends. How much do you guys like chocolate?)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Don't you hate that?)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Who says its little?)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a song in your head but can’t remember what it was called copy and paste this to your profile. (...I hate that too...)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna' annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (Both. I think I'm more though. It's a close call.)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burnt precooked food, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. (It hurts, doesn't it?)

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch TV than read. If you are one of the 35 percent who would have their nose in a book, copy/paste this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile. (That's what a pillow's for.)

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you’ve ever been yelled by your parents for reading too much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (Who says I act friendly?)

Copy pastes this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted a random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these, copy and paste it to your profile.

If you believe that 42 percent of statistics are made up on the spot, C&P. (Haha I would totally do that just to throw people off)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

if you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

if you go through profiles like mad, looking at all of the copy/pasty-thingies, and copy/paste every single one that has a remote chance of being interesting, fill up your profile to the limit, and continue doing it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

if you love copy and paste its, even though they are useless, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are procrastinating doing work that you really should be doing right now, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when someone asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever been in an awkward situation before paste this.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. (please note how the word "someTHING" was used.)

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell and hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus...

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. (Mental injury, that is)

If some-one gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this in-to your pro-file.

If you have a weird habit of writing in-side jokes some-where any-one can see, copy and paste this in-to your pro-file.

If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this on-to your pro-file.

If you're too busy petting your cat and/or reading fiction press to finish one novel a day, copy and paste this on-to your pro-file.

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit the effin Trix's al-ready, copy and paste this on to your pro-file.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freaking' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your pro-file.

If you are Homo sapiens, put this in your pro-file. (May-be, may-be not... I'm not so sure a-bout that one... Don't tell my dad, he's a scientist-- he'll try to cut me open!!)

If you're one of those people who get excited when the ice cream truck comes down your street copy and paste this in-to your pro-file.

If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this on-to your pro-file.

If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this on-to your pro-file.

If you think my long list of reasons you should copy and paste this on-to your pro-file should stop, copy and paste this on-to you pro-file.

PJO vs. Not PJO:

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OMZ! (OH MY ZEUS!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid.

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid.

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile.

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS:

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he re-jects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's be-cause you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, retard?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kid-naps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their um-brella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for any-thing to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps them-selves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "crap! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing bio-graphy on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you be-hind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell any-one.

BEST FRIENDS: Al-ready know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap be-cause they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like.

Friends: Would cry at the friend-ship song at graduation.

Best Friends: Wouldn't 'cause you know you'll always be to-get-her.

Friends: Would clap while you dance the Thriller in the middle of a party by your-self.

Best Friends: Would be right behind you singing along.

Friends: Would call you if a family member died.

Best Friends: Would be there at your side for the wake.

Friends: Would tell you not to go bungy jumping.

Best Friends: Would tell you "Are you ready yet?!"

Friends: Would call you weird for thinking magic is real.

Best Friends: Would say, "Let's go visit Hogwarts and Narnia again."

Friends: Would ask you your favorite movie.

Best Friends: Would bring random movies over your house knowing that you will like them.

Friends: Would lie to you about a hair-cut.

Best Friends: Would break into your house in the middle of the night and try to fix it.

Friends: Would ask you what your political party is.

Best Friends: Would tell you to make up your own.

Friends: Would comfort you over the phone when he breaks up with you.

Best Friends: Would bring you ice cream, cookie dough, and prank call your ex, making a bunch of cracks at him.

Friends: Would ask you if they to listen to your iPod.

Best Friends: Would take your iPod for a day and have their own play-list.

Friends: Would say the guys a jerk for breaking up with you.

Best Friends: Would sneak into his house and dye his hair pink.

Friends: Would complain about how boring classes are.

Best Friends: Would plan with you about throwing stink bombs through the teacher's living room win-dow.

Friends: Would call you crazy for wanting to steal a school bus.

Best Friends: Are already in the bus with you driving to New York with your pet monkey.

Friends: Think you're crazy for saying you have a unicorn named Archemedes that lives under your bed and Chile at the same time with his penguin stalker Armando.

Best Friends: Have their own unicorns and other things that come over for sleep overs and to plot to rule the world.

Friends: help you find out if he likes you

Best Friends: dial his number and make you stay on the phone until he tells you that he likes you.

Random Stuff To Be Said!!!

Hey, Bob. (say this to a random person you see...)

Pie!!! (Is good)

Neh neeh blahh, meh naeh.

Turd boom!!!

My fav. color is glitter.

Here. Smell my dirty gym socks--they haven't been washed in over a month.

Exzact-a-mangos! (in-stead of saying exactly)

Barf-i-robics!! (in-stead of discussing or barf)

I see the dead.

Fartz!!

W.T.H.,W.S.,O.M.F.G.!

Purple stuff

Your mother is a wax pigeon potato. (No, I'm not kidding, one of my friends really did say that!)

Flowers are pretty.

I see you, you can't hide from my awesomeness!

Why are you so stupid, I thought I told you to be smarter!!

It's not fat, it's just jiggely muscle.

Who peed in your cereal this morning?

Who put that ugly THING on my street?!

Random Crap About Me that You Didn't Really Want To Know But Are Going To Read Any-ways:

I have a TOATS EPIC blog: 80daysofmyrandomness.blogspot.com

I threaten to hit people in the head with a giant spoon all of the time. You know, those GIANT serving spoons? Yeah... I have problems. Only tiny ones, though. lol.

De-spite the fact that I want a maffia of cats (long story, it's on my blog if you really want to know about it), cats scare the khrap (I had a differ-ent word, but I'm not suposed to say it, lol) outta me (al-so a long story, but I'm not going to share it EVER. It'll traumatize every-pony else if I do. No joke.).

My fav. day of the week is Wed-nes-day.

My second fav. color is Crayola Marker Orange.

I have an obsession with chop sticks. XD

I LOVE toast.

Things That You Should Never Have To Say (But Either I Or My Friends Have Found The Need To):

STOP STROKEING ME WITH A MOOSE!!

No romantic relationships with a shovel.

Don't eat my paper cranes!!

I need help. And not the mental kind, for once.

Hello moose.

Don't quack my pen when I'm writing!!

It's a Figgure of Speach:

Yay!!! Now I get to rant about figgures of speaches!!! With commentary!!!

I have EYES in the BACK of my HEAD. Pfft, yeah right. Can you immagine how WEIRD that would look!!??

HOLD your HORSES. Uh, yeah... excuse me, but most people don't have horses any-more.

We have water to burn. Um... you can't burn water.

My Random Thoughts (as though I ever have any that AREN'T!!):

Once upon a time there were three sister pigs with the last name of Little...

Phelan be-gan stalking his father. O.o

Ever nottice how all of the sayings on the Taco-Bell hot sauce can be taken very pervertedly? (ex.- It only gets hotter from here.)

DELL TACO!!!!!!! Dude, I love that place.

SPINE JUMPER!!!

The cat's al-ready been fed.

Sausages. O.o

The octopus is chopping up an onion...

OMF DID YOU SEE THAT UNICORN IN MY FRONT YARD THIS MORINING!?

OMF PARADOX!! GO BACK TO WORKING IN YOUR YARD!!

You should be HONORED to have me as your own person-al stalker!!

Isn't "of course" what you say when some-pony asks you if you re-member them and you really don't, but you don't want to hurt their feelings?

Random tid-bits of my Life:

"OH, THE IDIOCY!! TIS PALEABLE!!" me, when-ever some-pony is being an idiot.

"You make poop." me (and Russell), when-ever some-pony gets mad at us.

"Do I look like the shareing type?!" my mom, on shareing.

"Yeah, now they just go to porn.com" Taylor, on the subject of "peeping toms."

"Dude, my sock-monkey gloves smack my butt whenever I walk." me, from the day that I put my sock-monkey gloves in my back pocket.

"Skinny jeans were not ment to actually be worn." Adelle, because I couldn't finish my sentence.

"The most use-ful part of takeing French--now I can call people crazy, and they won't have a clue as to what I'm saying." me, on why takeing French I was use-ful.

"It's like 'platypus.' No-pony knows how to make it plural." me, on how to make "TARDIS" plural.

"PMS. Pee My Self." me, on "PMS-ing."

"Why are we planning our dream vacations?" Lauren, on what we do in career class.

"When there's no-thing left to say in a conversation, just go 'moo.'" Lucy, on aquward conversations.

"I just pulled a spoon out of my sleeve, and you're not even mildly im-pressed??!!" me, and do I even need to ex-plain that one????

"With letters." me, when-ever some-pony asks how to spell some-thing.

Bumper Stickers:

My other ride is your mom.

I love my rotten, ungreatful children. (my mom put that one on my bed-room door the other day.)

National Scarsam Society. Yeah, like we need your help.

Those moments:

That moment when you meet some-pony named "Harry Pits."

That moment when you start freeking out be-cause the book ended in the middle of a sentence. (Don't you just hate that??)

That moment when your neighbors send you mail.

That moment when you for-get how to stand.

That moment when you spell your name wrong.

That moment when some-pony randomly screams out that they squished their butt. (it turns out that she said that she said she squished her foot, but I heard butt.)

That moment when you for-get how old you are--when some-pony asks, of course.

That moment when you trip twice--in the same step.

That moment when you for-get that the couch is by the wall... even though it's been there for years.

Day-By-Day:

September third, two-thousand and thirteen:

So to-day (just now, actually. lol), I was checking my e-mail. And I had this e-mail from a friend of mine. And you know what it said?

wait im supposed to be on meds? arent meds like doctors or medical something, isnt it ilegal to umm...have "deep" relationships with doctors and other medical people, cause that distracts them from their work, and in their jobs, if they make one mistake something terrible could happen, look at michael jackson for example, hes got a nose that falls off his face, haha his nose is smart, id leave that face too

WTF!? I mean, I already knew that the guy's an idiot, but that makes no sense what-so-ever!!

I told him that he needs to be put on meds be-cause he said some-thing about spoon Olympics... And this is what he says!!

82813:

To-day is the second day in a row that I've fallen a-sleep in gym class while we were running... That takes serious skillz, peoples...

8 23 13:

I'm rockin' the My Little Pony band-aids to-day.

Just like how a few days a-go, I was rockin' the Barbie band-aids.

Only MLP is MUCH cooler than Barbie can even dream of being. Sorry, but it's true.

Also, my b-day party is tonight.

And every-pony but one person has some-thing better to do. Just goes to show how high on my friend's list of im-portant things I am. And it's the ones that I thought would't care enough to come that were all like, "OMG, if you had told me, I would have dropped what-ever is that I'm doing and gone."

So these are the lame things that they're doing in-stead:

One of them just plain out-right said NO.

An-other has to baby-sit.

Some-pony's cousins are visiting for the weekend. I was like, "They're going to be there ALL weekend. Can't you come but just not stay the night??" Apparently not.

Some-pony's sister is leaving on Satur-day and her parents are making her spend to-night with her sister. That one's not her fault, and she had originally planned to go.

One of them... her parents made her choose between her boy-friend and me. She chose to hang out with him in-stead. WTF!! What-ever happened to chicks be-fore d* * * * *??

One of em's sick. I told her to come any-ways. If she can come to skol, she can come to my birf-day party. But noooo.

Some-pony-else is sick, but she says if she's not contagious, she'll be there. Be-cause she's my BFFLZ and would do any-thing for me.

And the last person got in-to a fight with her mom and proabs wont be able to come.

And the only one that's a confirmed yes told me the day after I gave her the invitation that she would be there.

8 22 13:

So to-day, I was showing one of my friends this little moose thingie that I have.

Actually... I was saying "The moose strokes you," but did you really want to know that? Proabs not.

Any-what-not, he was standing next to his friend, who was all like, "What?"

So I showed my friend's friend the moose, and you know what he said??

He said, "I want a sloth."

A sloth.

A sloth.

A SLOTH!!

WTF!!

I feel rather in-sulted by that... no clue why, though... But then a-gain, this is me, and no-pony ever knows why I do or say of feel any-thing. So I guess it's kinda not that un-usual that I feel in-sulted by that...

8 21 13:

.*sigh* Well to-day I spent like two hours to-tal in all of my classes combined cutting out duck tape flowers and arranging them on my folder. And I officially hate skizorz, btw. T.T my fingers hurt from all of that cutting that I had to do T.T

8 20 13:

Noticed how I've become in-creasingly lazy through-out this whole thing?

Yeah, me too. lmao.

August 19, 2013:

So to-day in French class... lets just say that I had to draw a hippo jumping at the beach.

Yes, that is the kind of stuff that we get graded on.

I thought that this was supposed to be high school!!?? wtf people!!!

We also sang the abc's a ton.

Some-times, I could swear that we're all actually still in kinder-garden.

On a different note, I'm sure that the computer class teacher laughs a bit inside when she sees me typing. Be-cause I can not hit the enter key with-out moving my en-tire hand. Its im-possible. My hands are just too freekin small. T.T

Any-what-not, HAPPY BIRTH-DAY CAKE!! lol... just realizing how it looks like I'm telling a birth-day cake to be happy... wtf. lol.

August 16, 2013:

HAPPY BIRTH-DAY ARO!!

August 15, 2013:

HAPPY BIRF DAY AISAS!!!

August 14, 2013:

Well to-day is ma birf day... yet an-other year of my youth that is... wait for it... WASTED. (you'll see why it's wasted, lmaoshidmtamsfo) *raises wine glass as Wasted Youth, Meat Loaf plays in the back-ground* don't worry, its apple juice lmao.

August 13, 2013:

HAPPY BIRF DAY MELL!! I WOV-IZ OOH!!!

August 12, 2013:

Skol starts again!! YAY!! *jazz hands* lmaoshidmtamsfo XD

Al-so, in French class to-day, I accidentally said "He is not a fat girl." Then I was like, "Well at least I'm not that dude that said 'I'm a bowl of noodles. I have pretty eye-lashes.'" Aparentally, no-pony got the reference... Oh well, limm.

July 13, 2013:

Happy birth-day, Maddy!! I miss your randomness. XD

July 7, 2013:

Happy birth-day, Kaz!! I love you, but be-ware the ice :)

And Dawney, your wedding was EPIC!! Toats fairy tale worthy!! :)

May 30, 2013:

Holy Hades, I have't been on in FOR-EVER. Meh. Any-what-not, YAY!!!!!

LAST DAY OF SKOL!!!!

And WHAT am I listening to?!

Gimme a sec... OH!!! Limm.

You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth. You know, that REALLY old Meat Loaf song?

Yeah.

Well, eariler, I was listening to Stupid Girls, so I'd say this is an improvement, lol.

Any-what-not, I got my summer reading assign-ment the other day. I'm al-most done, and so far, I see NO REAL PLOT. It's To Kill A Mockingbird. SOME-PONY, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE STUPID PLOT IS!!!

April 25, 2013:

Wow, I haven't been on in FOR-EVER. But, HEY!!--I DO kinda have a life out-side of the internet, LIMMMM.

Yeah, not really, but shhhhh, don't tell my life that.

Feb. 27, 2013:

I have the song Tom's Diner stuck in my head. Gotta' love 80's music, limm

Feb. 25, 2013:

Gods, I hate high school. All of these idiot girls swooning when-ever the guy that they like even looks at them. I mean, so what if he looks at you??!! Big freeking deal.

Yeah... Sorry about that. Just had to get it out there, ya know? Any-what-not, my friend Lauren and I have started our "list of things to do before I die." Mine is pretty epic.

1.Hug David Tennant. Hey, it's not my fault he looks so freekin' HUGGABLE. T.T

X2.Yell at a teacher without getting in trouble. THANK YOU, EDGERTON!!

3.Re-cieve blank fan mail. Yeah... Even I'LL ad-mit that that one is kinda' weird...

X4.See a unicorn. Hey, I never said that I had to be a-wake!!

X5.Write a book. Well, it's not so much of a book as a short story, but I actually FINISHED it, which I NEVER do. I'm typeing it up so that I can post it.

X6.Cook some-thing that DOESN'T taste like butt. Okay, so apperently, I did NOT inherit my mom's AWESOME cooking skilz. (does micro-waving some-thing count...?)

7.Live in a house made of chocolate. Seriously, who DOESN'T want to live in a house made of freeking CHOCOLATE??!!

8.Pull the most EPIC prank EVER. I already know what the prank is, and--technally--I've al-ready done it be-fore, but that was YEARS AGO. All I need to do is find a person a-fraid of plastic plants.

X9.Kill a plant. You see, while many people have a "green thumb," very few have it like I do. I mean, I wouldn't be su-prised if I tried to use WEED KILLER and the front yard turned into a freeking RAIN FOREST.

X10.Be-come a vampire. PLEASE, don't make me ex-plain THAT one... EXTREEMLY long story.

11.Live in a mid-evil castle that has secret passage-ways. Is it really my fault??

12.Buy a 4'x8' painting of a turtle eating a pickle. In-side joke... Any further explanation re-quired?

13.Wear a tweed APRON. Please, just don't ask.

X14.Scream "IT'S PICKLE TIME!!!" In PUBLIC. Thank you, gym class!!

15.Go to London, Venice, and Paris. Okay, who doesn't want to go to those places??!!

X16.Rip paper messily. You should have SEEN me, that one day, trying SO HARD to rip paper un-neatly. It took me for-EVER.

X17.Eat a whole large pizza. By my-self. Be-lieve me, for some-pony like me, that's a HUGE acomplishment.

18.Make a thousand paper cranes. Well, I've al-ready made, like, 300. I have no life, limm.

19.Build a snow fort. While, yeah, it snows ALL the time here in Virginia, it never snows enough at one time.

X20.Don't sleep for thirty-three hours. Why thirty-three hours? No clue. But I've done it!!

21.Get Lauren to curse. I've gotten Amy to curse, be-fore. But not Lauren.

22.Be a walking disco ball. I'm actually pretty close. I have half of the out-fit all-ready.

X23.Get kicked out of a building/room/public place. Heh... I got kicked out of the library.

Epic, huah?

Jan. 29, 2013:

I FINNISHED SEASON ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!! Wow... considering how little tv time I get, that's saying some-thing. Just imagine--if I can watch an entire season of Doctor Who in a single week, what else could I do??!!

Jan. 22, 2013:

I'm bored out of my mind. Career class is boring. Next, I go to "speech application/theater (?)." I get to make fun of Edgerton, be-cause he's bald, and on thurs-days, he "rocks the mullet." I know that makes absolutly NO sense, but if you go to FCHS and have Edgerton, you know what I'm talking a-bout. Oh, joy. Now, THE SONG is stuck in my head. Pitty me, fellow FCHS students!!! PITTY ME!!!

Oh, and I started to watch Doctor Who today.

Jan. 18, 2013:

Wow. I am getting increcingly (wow, big word, limm.) lazy. I abrev'd the month, rather than typeing the last four letters. Aaaannnnnnnnnyyyyyy-wwwaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy-ssssssssss, no school to-day. We got, like, two inches of snow. I hated every min. of it.

January 16, 2013:

HAPPY BIRTH-DAY, CALEB!!!! I WUV OOH!!!! Wow... Calebs turning two... He still freeks me out, some-times, when John and Tiff bring him over, and I don't hear them come in, and BOOM!!!! Caleb is just THERE. Yeah... ob-v-ious-ly, I don't really pay that much att-en-tion.

I wonder if there's a limmit to how long your profile can be. If so,then I bet my fanfic profile is pretty close. lol

January 14, 2013:

Who's happy that I FINNALY stoped writeing out the numbers? I know I am--it was takeing WAY. TO. FREEKING. LONG.

Also, it's raining, to-day. You sould have seen me at the bus-stop this morning. I was freeking out.

January seventh, two-thousand-thirteen:

Bleh. My ribs feel like some-body has been hitting them with a wooden sword. No clue why, though... And, yes, I do know what it feels like to be whaped with a wooden sword in the ribs. Lemme just say to those that don't know... the next day, you want to DIE, you're so sore... NOT fun.

Oh, and skol started up again, today. New classes, and all. Saddly, most of mine suck bouncy balls. My history teacher's name is Mr. Mayo-Pits. Is it wrong for me to want to give him a jar of mayo??

January fourth, t...well, you know the drill by now:

My friend just wrapped my foot with left-over wrapping paper from Christ-mas. I won't see my parents for five days, and am going to be staying with prev...ious...ly noted friend the whole time. Iv'e been notticing all the verbs in their infin...it...ive forms that people use, in-cluding my-self. Oh! and I got "The Story of King Arthur and His Knights," and it has funny pictures, and big letters, with Old English words (Well, sort of. It was written in 1902. It has funky words in it, ones that I've never herd/seen be-fore. Be-lieve me, that's saying a LOT. I mean, I freeking read the dictionary in my spare time, as sad as that is. Let's just say, I have a LOT of spare time.). I love it.

January third, two-thousand-tw--er, thirteen:

To-day, at a-bout noon-ish (the affix "-ish" is my absolute favorite word piece. It's so useful.), my mom told me to "Go get dressed." (I was still in my paj...j...jamma[?]s. I know, llllllaaazzzyyyy, but it's not like I have school this week.) I then looked down at my pj's, and said, "I AM dressed." Here, I j...euster...no, that's not how it's spelled...oh well... ed to my clothes "See? clothes." As I walked down the hall-way, I called back over my shoulder, "You can't ar-gue with that logic!" be-fore en-tering my room.

January first, two-thousand-thirteen:

To-day is the day of one of my worst fears... I'm not going to say WHAT that fear is, of course. That would de-feat the purpose (wow, that took WAY longer to spell than it should have...) of the secret fear. Dur-tur-dur. Also, my new-years-resol... olu (?)...tion...(?) annnnyyyy-ways, it's to stop cursing.

December seven-teenth, two-thousand-twelve:

HAPPY BIRTH-DAY, SPEENCER!!!!! Al-so, wow... I haven't been on much, lately... Bleh...

November ninth, two-thousand-twelve:

Im wearing a pine cone. A minniture-pine-cone dipped in gold on a scarlet ribbon. be jello-use, world!!!!!! mwahahahaha!!!

November fifth, two-thousand-twelve:

LAST NIGHT, A FREEKING SHELF FELL ON ME!! Also, there was a granite turtle the size of my fist that hit me in the head... luckily, i don't think that my brain dammage can get any worse, limmmmmm .

November second, two-thousand-twelve:

HAPPY FOURTH BIRTH-DAY AMELIA!!!! I LUV U!!!!!

November first, two-thousand-twelve:

I LOST MY DUCK!!!! Well, it technally wasn't a duck YET, being as I hadn't finished makeing it. Oh, and by-the-by, the duck was made (or, being made, rather) out of a twenty dollar bill. I think that I dropped it on the school bus... Dammin... Oh, well.

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Light in the Dark by Ecruteak reviews
"For, as his eyes bore into mine, and I was swallowed in how striking that sea of bright gray glowed in the light, I knew then that it was the beginning of believing, that I had to believe in something bigger than humanity." Sorcery/Vampires/Oh my!
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Rember Forever
She can remember everything that you say; she can remember your voice; she can rember any sound that you make. But wht? What is she really?
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The Hunted
It was all one big lie...Everything that my mother had told me... was a lie. I found the vampire that had killed her, and it was he who told me the truth about the magical world... So I used it to right my wrongs of the past...
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