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 Author has written 3 stories for Fantasy. My name is Frankie. I'm a grownup. My pronouns are "they" and I like to write about gay stuff, magic, and monsters. Update-- I'm not dead! A fact for which I'm very thankful. It's been a hell of a year or two! I went to university, came back from university, moved to Essex, moved away from Essex, moved to London, moved away from London, and ended up right back where I started. I only dare to hope that I've got some interesting stories to show for it. Wow, I'm sorry about how long I've left Orienteering to linger. I'm on the case and I'll get it finished as soon as possible. In the meantime, I'm bursting with two years' worth of interesting notions and I'll have plenty more up here over the next few months. So that being said, happy new year, everyone! | |||||||
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sins, tragedies by vorpal reviews
[slash, M/M] There was never a single time it was right.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Complete
one spoon by vorpal reviews
[slash, MM] It doesn't have to be weird. (It's totally weird.)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Complete
Aitan Leser by RoughDraftHero reviews
If princes were space pirates, and damsels were convicted murderers, and castles were electric chairs, then, well, this still wouldn't be a fairy tale. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012
Niklaus: Northkind Mage by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Set about a thousand years before Rare Kinds, chronicles Nick's first incarnation as a Northkind mage. Joined by an elf and a mortal Roger, he travels in search of a way to control his power, but his companions provide distractions along the way.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,948 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012
A Caged Freedom by Kionanovanion reviews
Christopher is a rebelling young man stuck on an alien world. But when the Planetary General shuts down the Rebellion, he's forced to do something he swore he never would... Fall in love with the enemy. M/M, yaoi, alienxhuman.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011
Rare Kinds by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash. Nick has been convinced that he's crazy. But an underground group has noticed his difference from the rest of the population, and are just as perplexed as Nick is to what he might be.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 123,571 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 8/1/2009
Jack Saturday Can't Fail by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
It's bad enough that I got stuck babysitting a brand-new vampire, but when it turns out he comes with deadly baggage... no, wait, that's the fun part. I might actually get to kill somebody. Slash; M for language, sex, and violence.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,250 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/16/2008
The West Canal by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
When gutter witch Julin Drum finds Miki floating facedown in the canal, he captures his ghost and takes it home. That's what witches do. But Miki is an uncommonly intense ghost, and things are getting a little personal...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Complete
Nerves by frenchmartini reviews
Meet me - David – a jittery student nurse who thought entering a roommate carer scheme was a brilliant idea. Meet Ryan – skate-punk extraordinaire with a penchant for chucking himself off vert ramps. In his wheelchair. Oh Lordy, that's got to hurt. Slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008
Metanoia: Everyone's a Junkie by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Metanoia side story: even for a hit man, love is the most dangerous game of all. M for sleazy sex and ugly violence -- this is NOT a feel-good story, guys.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
The Dragon Isles by Tygati reviews
Far to the east lie the mysterious Dragon Isles none have seen the creatures they are named for in so long that their existence is now naught but myth. A young man fleeing for his life reaches the Dragon Isles and what he finds will change his world.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,112 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird reviews
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
Better Than Breakfast by Tygati reviews
Irian is a Fairy Godfather, and very good at what he does. Which is why it is so baffling and vexing when nothing he does seems to bring a Happy Ever After for his latest charge. Worse, every day makes it harder to avoid trying to keep the boy for himself
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
The God Eaters by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
The tale of two outlaws and the totaliatarian theocracy what done it to 'em. Slash; M for language, sex and violence.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Western - Chapters: 32 - Words: 177,952 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Starhands, A Fairytale by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
A poet has to work surprisingly hard to give away his soul.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Kastor Chronicles 1: The Forge of Dawn by Jumping Jack Flash reviews
Barbarian swordsman Kastor Auberlane has no problem with this saving-the-world thing; it's putting up with Mikah that's a little hard to take. Slash; T for some language and violence.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,222 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
For Love Of Death by Tygati reviews
Slash. Sequel to Feathered Serpent. The god of death has always felt distant from his fellow gods. They accept him, love him, but they cannot understand him. But a chance meeting shows that, perhaps, there is someone out there who can.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Charms and Curses by Drazuki reviews
(slash) Dawn tried a love spell he saw in a movie,he never thought that Practical Magic actually worked. Until a hot male witch and his calico cat moved next door. Now there is a tangle of evil, paint, kisses, and of course, magic.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 170,015 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2005
Minuet of the Night by Tygati reviews
Slash. An ancient vampire avoids love for fear of madness, but even he must eventually wear down in the face of overwhelming persistence and impossibly blue eyes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,500 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Upon A Time Undone by Raz Nic an t-Saoir reviews
Slash. A Princess and her loyal band of men decide they've had enough of Happy Ever After. An epic quest to destroy fairy tales ensues.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 186,227 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/6/2004
Never Say Thank You by Tygati reviews
Slash. When Conall hears his coworkers discussing a strange thief that sneaks into their houses and cleans everything, he knows it couldn't possibly be what it sounds like. After all, Brownies are just fairytales... aren't they?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,337 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
The Ordinary Vampire by Rachel Lynn reviews
Jacob was just minding his own business when he was kidnapped and tied to a porch. Who knew that this little town could be so bizarre? Slash. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
The Lad of the Lake by Kimagure reviews
Prince Alairn is on a quest. Unfortunately, he'd really rather not be. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,616 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/13/2006
Of Wolves and Witches by Kimagure reviews
Henry's older brother has conquered Moray, and he's been sent to 'subdue the barbarians'. But the barbarians aren't quite what he expected and he's not quite what they expected. Slash. M/M. One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/20/2006
Sacrifices by Rachel Lynn reviews
Tam has been raised to die. But when death opens new doors, he has to figure out how to live a whole new life. Complete oneshot. MxM, slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,149 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Supernatural by Kimagure reviews
Quentin's on a roadtrip to try and find himself, and he picks up a hitchhiker along the way. Yaoi. Male on male content. Complete one-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,375 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/26/2005
Ravens, Owls and a Nightingale by Quatorze reviews
Deleon Castle is still only awaiting its heyday, but there is a lot going on... Note: contains homosexuality.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 128,209 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Complete
First Person Perspective by Raz Nic an t-Saoir reviews
Slash. An English assignment becomes much stranger as five teenagers find themselves at the centre of the murder story they chose to review. Trying to stop the killer, they find things aren't so black and white. COMPLETE!
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,537 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/30/2003 - Published: 11/6/2003
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The Great Gwathbey
Gwathbey isn't pished. I mean, pissed. And he's never seen that new nightclub around before, either. m/m
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Complete
Orienteering reviews
I've got a problem: I've been summoned to some geeky ginger misfit's house only to find that he didn't summon me. And now he's roped me - an incubus - into helping him come out the closet? There is no way this is going to end well. m/m slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,355 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012