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Joined 11-17-11, id: 810346, Profile Updated: 06-02-12
Author has written 3 stories for Young Adult, Action, and Haiku.

Hello to whoever took the time to check out my profile!

I am in love with making original whatnots! Especially things that might seem to take a ridiculous amount of time, yet in the end churn out a triumphant awe-inspiring product! These things range from chocolate, calorie-packed things to fuzzy wearable things to, yes, well-written wonderfully-woven tales. There's nothing like having someone chomp that cookie or read your novel and say "Woah! You made this?" So there's my secret pleasure. I get flack for taking so long/doing things by hand, but those same people want another one of those cookies... And there's nothing like being that person who stumbles upon that delicacy divine or spectacular story (excuse my alliterations. As they say: Always Avoid Alliterations). You get to just sit back and enjoy someone else's masterpiece.

Ok, my stories may not be masterpieces yet, but I'm working on that; for all of the time and research and editing I put into them, they should get around to that sometime! I put tons of effort into making the stories just right, so anything you find on here isn't some late night one-shot (not to dis late-night inspiration: some of my best come from that. The problem comes when you use your late-night judgement and deem it genius, then immediately post it without editing).

While all this writing/researching/editing help it become something worth reading, it can take forever! I'm obsessed with stuff like making sure the pacing in the story is right and correcting any possible spelling errors. Yes, I am a grammar freak. Yes, grammar and spelling in a summary often determines whether I'll read it. Well, I hope you enjoy my stories that may not be present now but surely will come about! Just working out some kinks in it, then I can post it and not be badgered further by my great friend not Ross.

May you be ever inspired!

Sweet Sixteen by not Ross reviews
One-shot: Reminiscing on the good old days as my best friend turns 16. We all have those friends who go back that far. Funny the things you remember from when you're little. Not exactly poetry, more like poetic prose...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
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Perfectionist Sketches
If haikus are the poet's sketch, then here's a literary snack for those of you peckish for just a small stack of words.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013
The Pacemaker reviews
I'm Carson Sayers, and my life was plenty unique before several intelligences decided my pacemaker has something in it that they desperately need. If only this mess could at least count for some college credit… /Give it a shot. They say write the book you want to read-and here is mine! The plot's wicked-you'll love it. Enjoy!...and may you be ever inspired.../
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012
Future Flashing By
You know how they say your life flashes before your eyes right before you die? Well, for me, it was the life I hadn't lived. It was my future flashing before me. My future soon to be taken away from me. A short story that helped me put drastically shortened life into perspective.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Complete
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