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Apple by phantom130 5 reviews
For as long as the earth has existed there has been good and evil. Temptation surrounds us and lures even some of the best of us. Thousands of years have passed and the characters have changed, but the story stays the same. "Be careful young Adam, you need to stay away from the apple." Characters in this story are shared with CRAZEDbySUGAR.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 106,237 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 8/2/2011
My Weird Dreams by bFishstix reviews
I have lots of weird and freaky dreams... Well, some of them aren't that weird...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 1/23/2009
The -eet Poem by MechanicMasquerade reviews
A poem in which people eat sleet. Wait no! They eat the meat of raining feet while deciding a goot place to meet. I don't know what I had been fed the day I came up with this.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Complete
A Recipe for the End of the World by TheSilverPhoenix reviews
How to end the world, a recipe for disaster
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/4/2013
Future by Anne Sage reviews
A fortune teller tells the ultimate truth of her trade.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Complete
The Rapping Career of Jesus Christ (yup, you heard me!) by Ink Of Many Shades reviews
Ever wondered if Jesus Christ was a real slim shady? A legit slickster rapper? Well, so have I! Here is the result. You better be legit enough to read it all, because there's no turning back now, bizatches!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
Truth or Dare by Luna WhiteWolf reviews
Eight OCs play the oh so "famous" game Truth or Dare. At the end it turns into a request. Summary sucks as always.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Complete
The True Story of Pete from Across the Street by phantom130 5 reviews
This is a short, humorous, but incredibly stupid poem about everyone's favorite character from my story Apple, Pete from across the street! Dedicated to ChibiJinchuuriki.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
Hearts Become One by phantom130 5 reviews
A two shot poem written for school about feeling alone and rejected, but it's also about standing up and being a friend to someone who needs one. Thank you to Mylilblackpen for all your help with this piece.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Complete
Black Friday by Alex Goodlive reviews
It's a time for retailers to go into black, for fantastic deals you can't get any other time of year, and crazy madness. And then there's those that work that day. Four years from "The Customer is Always Right", it's a new story of retail adventure.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010
Outsmarted! by bFishstix reviews
A story I wrote back in 2007. It's about four nerds who go to a party and then seek trouble... Read if you want to... Posting just because...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,685 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Complete
Life of ME by HyoomanBean reviews
A bit of me. With a bit of language. In case you care. Will update if I get reviews. If not, this may be finished. Live in peace, my good piechildren. Love will always find a way Until fate and luck's lovechild beats it down with a baseball bat.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012
Thank You by Vampire Awakening reviews
this isn't REALLY a good poem so dont jude me
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Complete
I am not alone by mona1191 reviews
This about a person geting bulley and how after they told someone they were happy
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012
Terrible things by mona1191 reviews
This was a pj i haved to do I wrote a poem and i got a 100 so happy but read it about a bunny
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012
Broken heart by mona1191 reviews
It about a heart that is broken and why
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2012
What we use to be by mona1191 reviews
IT about me and one of my friend and how close we were
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2012
Confusing feelings by mona1191 reviews
It about an answer
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012
Questions you ask or i ask by mona1191 reviews
It about questions you or i might ask myself
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012
Whipped by mona1191 reviews
It about what you might feel
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012
Bacon by mona1191 reviews
IT about bacon
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2012
You left me by mona1191 reviews
This about a woman who lost her husban
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2012
Stache on the Run by CuttingDarkness reviews
A very silly story I am writing for my Dad. I needed a link to send him later, so... The orderly world of the Geologists is shaken by a single man and his mustache.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/26/2011
Falling Leaves by Vampire Awakening reviews
A poem that is about leaves that going throught death.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Complete
Two Cups by buorin reviews
Have you ever ponder between drinking coffee or tea? Well, what will be your choice? - This is just an explanation: the rhythm of the poem goes in 5 to 4 syllables starting with the first stanza to the end. That's why it was a bit weird. I wrote this when I was just a 9th grader so it wasn't too good.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Complete
Senior Discount by TylerB reviews
This poem is about wanting to be older. 58 years older
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/13/2003
IM BACK MY PENGUINS
IM BACK
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Complete