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Author has written 11 stories for Horror, Romance, General, Young Adult, Life, Fantasy, and Sci-Fi.
Oh my. It seems you have arrived at my profile. Allow me to show you around.
Have some tea, enjoy your visit.
Do you see the box below all of this text? Those would be my stories. You should read them, if you have the time.
I assume you do.
You're at my profile, reading things, after all. The rest of this text is, well, my profile.
Allow me to tell you a bit about myself, since you're still here, NOT READING MY STORIES!
Pardon me. I seem to have gotten carried away.
I assure you, there will be no further OUTBURSTS OF INSANITY!
None of them.
Anyways, my name is Rhiannon. I love reading and writing. And women.
Actually, I pretty much love everything. After all, what isn't there to love?
Wait, I actually kind of hate young children, or puppies, or kittens, or babies, or anything small and adorable.
I'm wierd, I know.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUT, luckily for you, I do write. Fairly well, if I say so myself. I'm not the best at poetry, so I don't think you'll be seeing any of that any time soon.
I did publish three new stories fairly recently, however, and I just edited all of my old stories as well.
If you want to hear more of these fascinating announcements, simply press 'Follow Author'.
Yes, that would be nice.
*Banging on door*
"Open up! It's the police!"
Uh... Well, I suppose it's time for you to leave.
Thanks for visiting! Come back soon!
On second thought, don't.