Love.Me.At.First.Sight
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Joined 11-30-11, id: 812751, Profile Updated: 01-02-12
Author has written 3 stories for Romance, and Humor.

Alrighty, guys! So, I've been a member on fanfiction for a while, writing Twilight stories (don't hate me), but I had this idea for a story I just couldn't pass up. So, here I am today!

If you want to view me on my other account, click here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3171750/

So, I'm just going to wait until I can post a story, then you'll know more about me ;), but I'll tell you a tidbit or two here (this can all be found on my other, much larger profile)

Guys, I'm a bad person...I probably won't be onn here as much as I was for the next week or so...I have a real life that's dominating all my time.


First off, you should know I'm in love with 3 things.

1) Dancing. Seriously, I've been dancing since I was two, and competition since I was 5, where I won gold. I'm not trying to brag, but I really do like dancing. I do Hip hop, Jazz, Ballet, Tap, Acro and Lyrical. (If I haven't been updating for a while, assume I have competition coming up.)

2) Cheerleading. I haven't been doing it quite as long, seeing as I've only started last year. I base my best friend, who i think has thhe best facials ever!! I really like doing it, and I'm working on my tumbling and flying quite a bit these days. I praise the lord I'm flexible! I do comp, but they're not as frequent as dance competitions. Also, they're usually in like florida or something.

(here's a mini rant about the stereo types people have about cheerleaders. Let me just point out a few things. 1- in any other sport, if you miss a catch a ball hits the ground and a whistle might be blown. In cheer, if you miss a catch someone could die...scary. Other athletes lift weights. I lift people. Not just skinny to the bone people, but sterdy people, if you get what I'm saying. I throw people in the air...and even better catch them! You tell me cheerleading isn't a sport and I'll combust)

3 Lastly, I love writing. It's something I like to do, just to escape from life for a little while. In English I always get A's because my teacher has a soft spot for me ever since I wrote my first poem. I try to write on here as often as I can, but sometimes other things come first.

Okay, so more for about my home life.

My house is under reconstruction, the whole thing is getting redone. It's quite aggrevating since there's constantly hammers banging and that stupid paint smell, but hey...whatever works ;)! I love cloths, and makeup and jewlery, and every other girly thing under the sun basically. My mom says I'm spoiled, but she is too ;). I'm the oldest of 3 sibling, which is, a lot of pressure if you ask me. I always have to set a 'good example for the children' because they 'look up to you'. UUGGh. I suppose though, i wouldnt want to be the youngest. UUUMMM wow, I really don't know what to say now. What do you tell strangers about yourself? I'll just put of a few of my favorite quotes to fill up the space I guess...


"If you cannot see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. "

"MENtal Illness

MENtal breakdown

MENstraul cramps

MENopous...

Have you ever noticed all of Woman's problems begin with MEN?"

"If a woman looks to be over 30, don't ask her age, because she'll always say 29. (haha this will be me!!)

"Everyone tells me to get over you, that you don't deserve me. They're right, but I deserve you."

"Fall seven times, get up eight."

"We are all responsable for what we do unless we are celebrities."

"Never kick a man unless he's down."

"There's intelligant life on earth, only because I'm visiting."

"People like you are the reason people like me need medication."

"It's not my fault I fell for you, you tripped me!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by agian?"

"My friend was just going to come over and ask you, but I'm saving him the trouble by saying simply, do you think I'm hot?"

"Do you have a map because I'm lost in your eyes."

"Okay, so, here I am, do you still want those two other wishes?"

"Police are looking for lovely, talented, outspoken, young, beautiful, funny, smart person. Your ugly self is safe, but where should I hide?"

"Any man can hold a girls hand, only an elite can hold her feet."

"Cheerleaders are angels, we're the only humans who can fly!"

"It's hard to be humble when you can jump, stunt and tumble!"

"Cheerleaders--because we do not run at each other, and rather with eachother, you say we are not athletes."

"The only god I believe in is one who can dance."

"To dance is to be out of yourself. Bigger, better and more beautiful."

"Dance first. Think later. Hey, it's the natural order."

"Dancing is the poetry of the foot."

"When I dance, know I'm really only dreaming on my feet."

"The only time I am not greatful for laughing is when the milk comes out of my nose."

"When I grow up, all I want is to be a little girl."

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others cause it whenever they go."

"If you were my husband, I would flavor your coffee with poison"--"If you were my wife ma'am, I would be greatful to drink it."

"Some people are like slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they make you smile when you see them fall down the stairs."

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguards."

"I realize no one could pick they're genes, so that is why I take special time out in the morning to make myself look good in them."

"Sure, God created man before woman. Of course, this is logical though, because he was just on his first draft before creating the masterpiece."

"If there's a book that you really want to read that no body's written, then write the book yourself."

"The wastebasket is a writer's best friend."

"Proofread carefully to see if you any words out."

"I love writing. I love the swirl and tangle of words as they display human emotion."

"A dress in whose zipper is in the back was created by a married man. A dress whose zipper is on the side was created by the single woman."

"I base most of my fashion sense on what does and doesn't itch."

"I don't understand how all of my nice clothes disapear into my closet of ugly clothes."

"High heels were invented by the woman who got kissed on her forehead."

"If your sister is in a tearing rush to get out and will not meet your eye, she's wearing your best sweater."

"If you haven't got anything nice to say to anybody, come sit with me."

"Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you."

"Trying to squash a rumor is like trying to unring a bell.

"If you cannot see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. "

"When you hate someone, everything they do is offensive-look at that girl, eating those 10 crackers like she owns the place"

"That awkward moment when you just nod and smile after you've asked your friend what 3 times and still don't understand."

"Today, I realized the word 'bed' actually looks like a 'bed'."

"When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up and I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn;t understand the assignment, I told them I didn't understand life."

"I hate it when ugly people say the need to catch their beauty sleep...Girl they need to hibernate."

"I heard you like bad boys-yeah-Well, I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parent's permission...I didn't ask my parents."

"Awkwardly standing there when your friend is talking to someone you don't know."

"The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you're stupid."

"You have a right to your opinion, and I have a right to tell you how stupid it is."

"I miss those days when I could just throw someone in the pool without having to worry if their phone was in their pocket."

"I switched all my passwords to 'incorrect' that way when I forget they just tell me."

"Hi. This is going to sound creepy, but I was walking behind you last night and I noticed your hair was AH-MAZE-ING and I was like OMG! So, I figured I'd tell you because everyone likes getting complimented, but you answered your phone just as we both had entered the dorm. I was hoping you'd end it before I had to get off the stairs to go to my room, but you didn't. So, being the creep I am, I followed you to your room practically, but then I realized just in time you'd be weirded out if I told you then, so I just nonchalantly walked past your door. But at least I got to write this note because I know where you live. Again-Sorry that sounds creepy! So, your hair looked AWESOME, and that's really the whole point of the story.. Love your NON creepy hair admiror!"

"OH WOW! Really? You're really gonna fight me over the internet? What are you gonna do tough guy-CAPS LOCK me to death?"

"PLEASE-do not use reflection in the glass to check yourself out."

"Can you just listen to me? What? I like you okay-I feel like there's something missing from my hart-It's an E."

"My little sister's password for her favorite website-MickeyMinnieGoofiePluto-I asked her why and she said they told her she must use at least 4 characters."

"Get home NOW!!! I foudn your porn collection and I am NOT HAPPY!!!!-Sorry mom I was gonna get rid of it, am I grounded?-OOps sorry honey I ment to send that to your father...WTF!?!?! You have porn too?!?! You are both in serious trouble!!-crap."

"Baby I miss you-The x-box broke didn't it.-yepp..."

"Afraid to die alone? Become a bus driver."

"That awkward amount of time your sitting there while poeple are singing happy birthday and you don't know what to do."

"When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top of every jar and bottle in the house, just so I can say 'Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?!"

"Go to a party? Pretend to text!"

"People from school-Y U add me on facebook but no talk to me in scohol?"

"What did the two oceans say to each other? Nothing, they just waved *ba dumb tss!*"

"I don't want to sound to RISK-KAY or anything, but...I eject my USB without removing it safetly."

"Don't you type at me in THAT tone of voice!"

"I was just trapped on an escalator for hours!!Power went out-y didn't u just walk down the escalator then lol xx-coz it stopped workin-an escalator is just movin steps lol xx-oh yeah so it is lol-lol did u mean elavator?xx-no an escalator."

"Why don't they make a key that's control alt delete all together, I mean my hands can't take the insanity anymore!"

"I'd rather cuddle then kiss...if you're good with grammar you'll get it."

"When I get sad, I start being awesome instead...true story bro."

"Why are our days numbered and not-say...lettered? Nevermind, I don't even know where I was going with this one."

"Sure, I'll admit it-the computer beats me at checkers-but I'm the one who beats IT at kickboxing...take THAT!"

"I used to like me neighboors...until they put a password on their wifi."

"3 out od 2 people don't understand fractions."

"Ever got yelled at for sleeping on the job? Just raise your head and holler In the name of Jesus AMEN!"

"The only real diet-If it tastes good spit it out."

"Save your drama for your llama."

"If you're feeling blue, try painting yourself another color."

"Santa's coming! Santa's coming! I know him!"

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