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Joined 12-10-11, id: 814425, Profile Updated: 09-19-21
Author has written 5 stories for Family, Religion, Romance, Fantasy, and Friendship.

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Please Remain Calm by Batmarcus reviews
The apocalypse has well begun and zombies have taken over the U.S. and Mexico. Follow a small group of human survivors as they try to make it across 2,000 to a working airport and away from the apocalypse. To do so, they need to be fast, alert, sharp shooting, and above all… calm. Co-authored with Out With a Woosh and a Thunk. Rated M for gore and sexual situations.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013
Demons Sting by LittleBloodyButterfly reviews
The world is never safe, and when the moon is full, people must hide. This is the time when the Demons and Hell Hounds rule the land. And they show no mercy.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete
Haunting by Inspired178 reviews
Short poem about, well, a haunting. It rhymes.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Complete
A Stick, A String, and a Dream by Out With a Woosh and a Thunk reviews
They just left me here. The only person on earth. That's what I thought anyways. Rated M for language, full nudity, and gore. My first story, no flames please.
Fiction: Action - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012
Innocent by Emoness reviews
I wasn't gay. I had a girlfriend and I adored her. I wasn't gay. I didn't love his eyes, his gorgeous hair, his crocked smile. I didn't. He was just a friend. I wasn't gay and I didn't love him. I wasn't gay and he didn't seduce me with just his eyes...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,705 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011
Nightmare by brooke13243546 reviews
Just a stupid story written for stupid school...Wait Never mind i love school.It's about A 'Nightmare'...Might continue if I get reviews asking me to.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Complete
I hate You by Emoness reviews
I hate how I have to share my mom because she should be second to none. I hate that if I ever lost you it'd be because you were trying to save someone else. This is for my mom. :
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
His Name is Death by AverytheElf reviews
When I have no one else to turn to...he comes to me. But now he will never leave me.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Cigarettes, Stalkers, and Other Orgasmic Objects by Lego Kid At Heart reviews
Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,773 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
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Forbidden Attraction reviews
Zane Davitz is the youngest teacher at an elite school, where chaos still reigns from time to time. He knows what he's doing is wrong, yet he can't help himself. She was hurt, because of him, she could've died, because of him, and she loses her talent, because of him. Playing with fire has never been this much fun. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,761 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Complete
Lizzy reviews
A poem for my bestie.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Complete
The Dream Journal reviews
I suffer from the oddest and most bizarre dreams ever. Giants ostriches, pink minibuses, socks... Everything I can remember in here.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012
I surrender
I hand unto you my member, because God I surrender.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Complete
The Scary Prospect
We all struggle, and we all fall. We all need that figurative wall.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Complete