talehide bio
 Hi! I'm mostly a reader, but I might try my hand at writing someday. I assume that if you're here reading this then I've either left you a review or added one of your stories to my community Magical. I'd describe that community as being for stories that I genuinely liked and would probably re-read someday, but do not consider my favourites. Hence the whole not listing them in my favourite stories list! Also, I know that my profile is kinda smooshed together. Everything's all cramped and hard to read. I blame FP. |
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Passing Lanes by hurlingham 18 reviews
All Seb wants it to spend his last year of college with his best friends, pass Bio 212, and avoid Juliet Banks at all costs. All Cadence wants is to finally snag the attention of a certain Ryan Hayes, but she knows she'll need a little help to do it. When a failed mid-term and some ancient history bring Seb and Cadence together, it naturally all goes downhill from there. REWRITE
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,580 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/6/2009
The Story You Shouldn't Know by Bingo reviews
REMOVED, save for the epilogue and an accompanying prequel oneshot. Sorry. We had a good run!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Chroma by Alora The Sleepy reviews
Oh, yes. Nate Rochester was someone you could fall in love with at first sight. I might have, had he not ruined the moment with, "There's a difference between people-watching and stalking, you know." Inspired by Something Corporate's 'Konstantine'. /REMOVED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Lighthouse Charlie by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,390 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Saving from Monkeys by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,828 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Earth Trolley by Mockingbyrd's Tune reviews
I went to the grocery store for food, not to have my future flash before my eyes. Backwards. Who meets the love of her life from ending to beginning? And then has to change her future to keep him?
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Complete
The Intricacies of a Valentines Mission by Quinette reviews
THREESHOT. Sawyer Clancy is clueless, awkward, and more concerned with getting headshots on COD than putting the moves on me, his one and only girlfriend. But it's Valentines Day and I'll be damned if I don't get my first kiss by sundown.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
The EllieFin in the Cupboard by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Ones and Zeros by Measuremylifeincoffeespoons reviews
The greatest love of all; that of a boy and his computer. Follow-up one shot to HYAP7.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Complete
The Rabbit Hole by Penelope P reviews
When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 163,955 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Presumptions by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. She thought he was a stain on the family tree. He thought she was the perfect match for his snob-of-a-brother. Negative first impressions on a deserted highway at 2 A.M. ––and the worst part was, they could've had each other at 'hello'.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
The Champagne Gang by punkturnedwriter reviews
..."Does that kiss have anything to do with why we're on a train to New York in the middle of the night?"
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 197,541 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
Counting Chickens by pixy-dizzy reviews
She wanted the fairy tale. She wanted the chick flick. She wanted the soaring music, the dozen roses, the Princess Bride kiss-to-end-all-kisses. She wanted the cliché. It’s a pity she was so busy up in the clouds that she didn’t recognize it when it came.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 99,761 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/22/2006
Scientists Declare God Obsolete by Draxis reviews
It started out as a promising day for the Independence from God scientific committee . . .
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
I'll call you freak, you'll call me delusional by Chokinghazard reviews
He was the guy no one could really label. She was just another prep. And they weren't even obsessed with each other. Yet.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,526 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2005
Success Story by dear-llama reviews
One-shot. This might not have happened if he'd just let her in...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Emery & Me by In.the.Wardrobe reviews
He looked towards my waist before groaning and looking away. “Look what you’re wearing.” Confused, I glanced down, and immediately realised the dilemma. I was in my underwear. “Oh.” [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,512 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
The Obsession with Jack by faerie-gumdrops reviews
Hello. My name is Rosie. I'm a boring, dead inside emotional wreck, living in a boring village filled with lunatics. The only colourful things in my life are the boy I don't know and the soundtrack I stole. Life is good. Complete! - REMOVED
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4212 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
Elevators by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[COMPLETE] Four years after they graduated, and she’d moved on. –Ish. So now...what happens when a girl meets her high school crush again when they're stuck in an elevator?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete