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Joined 12-13-11, id: 814976, Profile Updated: 12-21-13

Just a girl with internet access trying to figure out what to do with the time I've been given.

Also my affinity for dixieland jazz and classical music has sort of taken over my life.

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Make It Nasty by Awarded Emmy reviews
Emery Johnson has been crushing on her older brothers best friend for years, too bad in his eyes, she will only ever be recognized as 'Darrell's sister'. Ready to change that, Emery enlists the help of a single book to snare her dream man, but along the way someone else steps into the picture, shaking up the feelings that Emery thought were tightly secured and forever stable.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,055 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012
Finger Tips by AvianCloud reviews
17 year old Skylar has fallen in love with her twenty seven year old female English teacher. What happens when feelings start to become mutual? Rated T for adultish themes. Multi-chapter story. Please read and review : ... Lesbian F/F romance
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,806 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012
The Princess and the Prince by XxLoveStonexX reviews
So, let's see. I met One Direction, and a guy named Noah. I'm apparently 'friends with benefits' with Mr. One and Only, Niall Horan. I'm pregnant with his child. My parents hate me. My ex-boyfriend is out to kill me. And now it turns out that Noah guy was actually Niall in disguise, and he didn't tell me for 9 months. I feel so loved! COMPLETED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,068 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Complete
Behind these Hazel Eyes by FlawlessPink reviews
Caitlynn's first day at school, nothing of which she expected! Until she meets a really cute and nice guy, will the guy be a nice guy...Or is that guy just trying to play with her feelings?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012
Help! My Stalker is a Lethal Assassin by thebrownie reviews
Blue Morris is not your normal teenager. For one, she's killed more boys than she's kissed. Then there's the fact that she's also a trained assassin on a mission to kidnap the son of the most dangerous man on the planet...No one said high school was going to be easy, especially not for this socially incompetent killer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,181 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012
Something To Live For by baconkittylover reviews
"Woah," I leaned in to get a closer look at the boy's sharp canines. "Those look pretty cryptic, are you sure they're fake?" I asked jokingly. The stranger smirked mischievously before replying, completely composed. "Nah, I'm pretty sure they're real."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,010 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011
Funny Random Sayings by Funky Bracelet Chick reviews
This is a list of random sayings I get from God-knows-where that I like.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009
Different Names for the Same Thing by Strange.Synchronicity reviews
A myriad of slashy little drabbles meant to leave you warm and fuzzy. Enjoy. (warnings: slash...warm and fuzzy inducing)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 8/20/2006
How To Write Your Novel by Masako Moonshade reviews
A short guide detailing not the classics how to find characters, imagine a good plot, or get published but how to actually get the stupid thing written already. And as an added bonus, a special feature on being kind to sadists and women with anvils.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
How to Write a Fictionpress Summary by The Mumbling Sage reviews
In this essay, I explain how a summary can draw the most attention with the most relevant and interesting information about your story. You can use up to 255 characters in your summary-make them count!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete