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Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 1,430 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Because Of You by Sam Mariano reviews
After a tragedy that shatters both their families, Nicole Harmon and Derek Noble are raised to despise each other. They finally meet for the first time in high school, and Nicole wants to make peace, but Derek is determined to make her life a living hell.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,108 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
When in Rome by SweetUnknown reviews
Fix-ups are the worst for Kate, who hasn't trusted a man since her father took off. So when the gods send her back to Ancient Rome and into the arms of a famous gladiator, she's certainly going to have something to say about it. Even if he is her soulmate
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 156,025 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
The Pull of Destiny by hotcheri reviews
[REMOVED! SEE AUTHORS NOTE INSIDE] This is a story about a rich boy who thought he had everything, a poor girl from the gutter who had to work for whatever she got, and how they found all they ever wanted and more - with each other. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Good Dogs Don't Bite by Friglit reviews
For her 18th birthday, Adrian buys his sarcastic little sister Marah a pet werewolf. But Raze is proving to be every bit as stubborn and independent as she is. Can a resentful pet and his reluctant mistress ever learn to get along? *ON HIATUS*
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,406 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/5/2008
The Folly of a Monster Love by alias h. anonymous reviews
Psychology major Alma Caldwell was fascinated by the human mind and its frightening capability of turning nightmares into reality. That is, until a demon turned her reality into a nightmare.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 237,554 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Lucian Boom Invisible Head Case by hi-tanner85 reviews
Seb was mortal, married in the human world. My boyfriend ran away with a pink eyed loon. And then he came into town, Lucian Boom. He fell from the sky, cursing my name and calling me a red haired midget spy. I hated him and was positive he hated me too.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 144,842 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Stranger by Mardy Bum reviews
He was dark, handsome and killed anyone who looked at her. Amelia Spitz's heart never stood a chance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,888 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Keeping The Peace by Hannah Hooton reviews
Perky London waitress plus inability to tell one end of horse from the other DOESN'T equal racing secretary to grumpy trainer Jack Carmichael. Useless racehorse plus cheating jockey DOESN'T equal Grand National hope... or does it? SKoW runner-up!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Complete
The Broken Road by MandyHubbard reviews
I am the published author of PRADA & PREJUDICE, a novel for teens now in stores nationwide! **** 1803: Lillian Paine disguises herself as a servant in order to escape her guardian. Logan, Earl of Harskbury has plans for her that only include seduction.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,720 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
Note To Self: Learn Social Skills by QueenofRoses reviews
Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,919 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
The Devil and His Secret by imaskypirate reviews
Young, hot, rich and successful - that's William Byrne but for me he's nothing but a boss that emerged from the deepest pits of hell. Then I find out his secret. Now the guy won't leave me alone and moves in next door. Me? I'm stuck doing his laundry. Joy
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,311 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/29/2009
Opposite Ends of The Spectrum by She Had Somewhere To Go reviews
. "Hatred comes from the heart, contempt from the head, and neither feeling is quite within our control." Bullshit, she thinks. Then she meets Matthew Valentine.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,011 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
After the End by templeton21 reviews
What happens after the world ends? "It's you and me. Just you and me." His hands framed her face, holding onto her, and she nodded. "Just you and me," she whispered and she was so relieved that out of everyone left in the world, he was hers.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,486 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
Kissing Booth Princess by hotcheri reviews
"Pucker up, princess," he murmured, grazing his lips temptingly over Nala's as he spoke. Manning a kissing booth during summer led to stolen phones, mall encounters, phone smushing and more. Manning a kissing booth led Nala to Chase. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,876 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
Battles, Bards, and Buffoonery by lotus coin reviews
An epic story of love, swordplay, gods, and demons...is not what you will find here. Instead, check out a farcical adventure about a brave knight heroically saving a kidnapped princess from a sarcastic dragon.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Complete
One Girl, a Lot of Hate by Spottedjellyfish reviews
What do you do when a totally gorgeous guy with great hair and great abs, who you happen to despise and hate with a burning passion, manhandles you and kisses you? You kick him in the kiwis! Duh.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,513 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Marrying the 'Vitch' by Deena reviews
It didn’t matter to my Hindu Mum that he was an Italian badass covered in tattoos; the Indian fortune-teller had predicted that I would marry him so according to Mum, marry him I would. **Lucan’s Story**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,384 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009
Welcome to Heartbreak by Nereids reviews
He was arrogant and heartless, had everything and wanted nothing. Just like his bitter father. She was just an 18-year-old girl, who had just lost everything and now had the job to work for them as a maid. The only rule? Don't fall for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 257,664 - Reviews: 1699 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Complete
Love Game by All Over You reviews
She's the sarcastic bitchy girl. He's the panty-dropping manwhore. The only rule of the game: Don't fall in love. Who ever falls first, loses. COMPLETE. REMOVED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
In The Cookie Jar by productofdreams reviews
-which is where my hand is at the moment. That is, if the Cookie Jar is the school's notorious bad boy's back pocket with the whole school watching on. "What do you think you're doing?" "Er..." oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Crossing Boundaries by cookiepiecookiepie reviews
Taken down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
Not So Crash Hot by rosieroo reviews
FIN-Regan's life is filled with nasty queen bees, high school parties, discriminative cliques, torturous camps, soccer, her popular brother and sister, and this certain male enemy who won't leave her alone! Logan Williams wasn't prepared to play with fire [runner up Best Cliche at SKoW]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,113 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by Vaudeville reviews
He's a millionaire playboy. She's a girl who's just trying to get by. They were best friends growing up but five years can really change a person.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,452 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
The Bubblegum Fairy and The Bad Boy by G0bSmackt reviews
Even if it was cliché, the too good girl finally tamed the too bad boy. It had taken a bubblegum chewing fairy to find his heart and all he wanted to do now was be worthy. And all she wanted to do was be his. SKoW Member Challenge - Bubblegum
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
The Night's StarCrossed Story by Cirya reviews
COMPLETE. Melinda's life is an average life...minus the fact that she is a vampire...and that a werewolf has found her...and that werewolves and vampires don't mix...and this werewolf will not leave her alone.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,094 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Complete
The Rules of Engagement by judevanderhall reviews
She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,321 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Rough Petals by Penelope P reviews
So was it a really big deal that I was getting paid for sex? It was a huge misunderstanding. And so what if that letter finally arrived which made my stomach roll. I would have handled it. It's his fault he made my life even more complicated.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,873 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
My Odd Love Story by cookiepiecookiepie reviews
Taken down.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
It's Greek for Love by judevanderhall reviews
On a beach in Corfu, Helga meets Kit. She’s preoccupied with her past and he’s anxious about the future, but maybe for one night they can live in the present. A story about love found, love lost, and finding it all over again. A one-shot in four parts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Dog Days by Autumn C reviews
If there's any way to get a guy in a girl's life, it's killing his dog.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,550 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
False Facades by Maeven reviews
Sam Westlane is the new kid in the famous all boys Crestan High School for the rich and the spoiled ... There's only one problem. Sam is a girl.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,525 - Reviews: 7164 - Favs: 5,809 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Complete
Rocked Like Me by Enigmatic Night reviews
I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,623 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
Scorpion and Sandman by GryphonFledglingOfSilverWings reviews
She is a noble who can't survive on her own. He is a fighter, born and bred to die in the arena. She becomes his weakness. He becomes the strength she never had. NaNo '08!
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,046 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
A Dummy's Guide To How NOT To Get Laid by insane in the brain reviews
He thinks she's a prostitute and wants to hire her. She just wants to kick him in the groin. With extra sarcasm in every chapter for your guilty reading pleasure, it's almost GUARANTEED to make you laugh until you nearly pee yourself... DISCONTINUED.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,227 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
I Love Arrogance by kanders reviews
I have this problem: I love arrogant guys. I can't help it! I will be so wrapped up in a new crush that I wouldn't know if that right guy came along if he punched me in the face...which he did. It was an accident, he didn't actually mean to...COMPLETE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 62,740 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3407 - Favs: 3,829 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Xnay on Angerday, s'il vous plaît by Lulai reviews
June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,778 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 173 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell by i found nemo reviews
COMPLETE! First impressions are rarely right. But one of them is slightly prejudiced and the other’s got way too much pride. It was definitely hate at first sight until love got in the way. Losely based on P&P
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,328 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
Trouble by Pinkamoo reviews
I am sweet. I am innocent. I never get in trouble. I haven't just met an arrogant pervert who I want to castrate. I am lying.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
Skinny Dipping with Grove Murray by hi-tanner85 reviews
He hit me. Well, not so much hit me as fell into me and knocked me down. My ego was bruised. . . along with my head. Yes, it hurt. He kissed me! Well not so much kissed me as ran into my neck with his mouth. Oh great, now I'm stupid. COMPLETE!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,067 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
The Guardian Angel by Little Miss Angel reviews
[COMPLETE] Eric is half naked when he walks into his room to find Aurora sitting on his bed. What's he supposed to say when she tells him that she's his guardian angel? He's destined for great things, but what happens when forbidden feelings develop?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Complete
He and Me by ALY55A reviews
[COMPLETE] He is the popular, hot guy. He is also my brother's best friend and the bane of my existence. And me? Well I'm just the girl that hates him. Now add in a project, my best friend, another guy, and some corn...when did my life become a cliche?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,975 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Complete
A Sweet Inducement by Clavel reviews
When Stella walked into Zephyr to ask for a job as a chef, she never thought she would walk out with not only the job but a fake boyfriend too! NO LONGER ANSWERING REVIEWS FOR THIS STORY AS I JUST GET PISSED OFF NO ONE READS THE AUTHOR NOTES!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,712 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Complete
He Punks Me Not by Slideshow reviews
I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 165,111 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 2,454 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/1/2006 - Published: 10/9/2003 - Complete
For the Love of the Game by i found nemo reviews
She's a football obsessed cheerleader who ends up coaching the school team. He thinks her place is on the sidelines. Mutual hatred? Yep. Sometimes the last person you want to be with is the one person you can't resist. AWFUL, read at your own risk!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,916 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
Resisting Him by Master of the Chimps reviews
Mac is forced to tutor Heath who is one of the hottest guys at school She is possible the ONLY girl that doesnt like Heath and to him, thats NOT a good thing. So Heath decides to try and use all his charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,868 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
To Become a Suitable Heroine by pixy-dizzy reviews
Win the Heroine Contest and you can win the Prince's hand in marriage. Unfortunately for all those wannabe-heroines, the prince has other plans. So does our particular heroine. NOW COMPLETE
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,469 - Reviews: 1411 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Complete
Zulu Doesn't Have Anything On Me by Alexiana reviews
COMPLETE She angered the wrong person and now she's doing the impossible, working on a sub. Now, she has to take a guys help, whose mere presence makes her nervous, whether she wants it or not if shes to survive. Question is, what does he want in return?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,300 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Complete
Teenage Dream(s)
Two friends pursue their dream of seeing their celebrity crush. They journey across the ocean to just get a glimpse of these celebs.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Published: 2/3/2013