surelynot
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Joined 12-18-11, id: 815762
Author has written 9 stories for Love, General, Family, and Life.
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The Great Getting UnStuck Tutorial by CalliScribbles reviews
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Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2012
are you happy? by blue eyed bitch reviews
police records.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Complete
Feeding The Fad by Shard Aerliss
A new weight-loss wonder food turns out to be not all it seems...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Complete
Untitled by Toast and Stitch reviews
I killed someone. And I liked it.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/25/2011
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Gestation
Life, in all its gory glory.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Complete
You're Not Getting A Poem
Not a chance.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Complete
If That's Happy reviews
I'm glad I'm not.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Man Hands On reviews
A poem to my father.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
You reviews
I love you so much it hurts me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Pavement reviews
Regrets, I've had a few. This is what happens whenever I go for walks with a certain relative...
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
Mistaken Identity reviews
Ever wanted to be someone else so much it drives you mad? What if it's someone who doesn't even exist? An autobiographical transgender themed poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Complete
Photocopy reviews
Like God, I'm going to mould you in my own image.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Complete
Say Nothing reviews
The most terrifying weapon any boy can ever wield is his own physical beauty.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
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