Sloppy Joe 313
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Joined 12-19-11, id: 816017, Profile Updated: 01-08-12
Author has written 2 stories for Young Adult.
Hi guys! I'm Sloppy Joe 313 and I have at least one great story for you guys so far! I love chocolate(who doesn't?), am a bookaholic(duh), and am absolutely, positively CRAZY! And I enjoy every minute of it, thank you very much!
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Cinder Creek by SophieInPink reviews
When the always-responsible, always-practical Sloane Lennox's father dies, the only way to keep her siblings together is to move in with an insufferable new guardian. Soon, Sloane must contend with a growing attraction to him, despite her better judgment. She fights hard not to care for him only to realize he is likewise battling feelings for her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,942 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 7/14/2013
Ascension by Maddiecat reviews
Sequel to Metamorphosis. At age sixteen, Mira Pascal got pregnant. And now that she's had the baby; things are about to get a lot harder.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 221,665 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 9/25/2011
Butterfly Hands by Iwritelikeaninja reviews
Every child is born with half a butterfly on their left hand. The butterfly is only completed when they meet their soul mate. Alice Parker is still yet to meet her soul mate, but at a new job in a new office, with lots of new potential soul mates, you never know what could happen...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,146 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 6/21/2013
Cottage in the Woods by MimsyMarie reviews
Takes place during the Salem Witch Trials. Sabina is a free spirit lives in the woods surrounding Salem. She meets a boy named Richard who lives in Salem. They fall in love but Sabina is accused of witchcraft due to Richard's jealous fiancee.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 1/27
The Pregnancy Project by myheart4you reviews
I never really understood what the big deal of teen pregnancy was. You know, "it'll ruin your life" or something. But I didn't think so. So, for a class project, I got pregnant on purpose. I had it all planned out. I was going to find out what people at school thought of me, have the baby, give it up for adoption, and then present the project and get an A. Things aren't that easy.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 63,608 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/2/2013
Baby Love by Maddiecat reviews
Leda Pascal just wanted to have her baby. She didn't intend on being alone and helpless when she did, though. This really wasn't how she pictured it happening.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14 - Complete
When Skies are Grey by Maddiecat reviews
Mira Pascal has always been daddy's little princess. But when a huge fight breaks out between them, Adam thinks back to when times were simpler. One shot from Ascension
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Complete
Scars on our Hearts by Maddiecat reviews
It's the end for them. They've fought to get where they are, but in the end, Matt Pascal and Jamie Monroe don't know how much longer they can keep doing this. One shot from Ascension.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Complete
Tigers Come at Night by Maddiecat reviews
Since the meeting with her mother, Ava White hasn't been herself. So the person who loves her the most decides to take action. One shot from Ascension
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Complete
A NotSoRomantic Comedy by Asylle reviews
Idea I had, one-shot. Please read and review if you hate cliche romantic comedies where three things are ALWAYS needed: love at first sight. spiritual references- "we had such a connection"-and obvious lack of reality.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,494 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 3/20/2010
Companion by Amelia the Grea reviews
Ava White's life had not been easy. She faced the struggles of living in a two-father household in a town that didn't fully accept that, being surrounded by classmates who didn't understand her and vice-versa, and just growing up. This is her story before and at the time she met Mira Pascal. (Rated for language.) Companion to Maddiecat's "Metamorphosis"
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012
The WTF Journal of Thalia Evans by Schyzotypal X reviews
When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 215 - Words: 55,858 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008
You Should Have Been There by Maddiecat reviews
Ava White waited seventeen years to meet her mother, and now she has the chance. But will it be everything she hoped it would be? One shot from Ascension.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
The Increasingly Tragic Saga Also Known As My Life by SophieInPink reviews
My hot neighbor just saw me in my Hello Kitty PJs, my brother likes to chase me around with a spatula, my best friend is a real-life Barbie doll, and I somehow became enemies with the most arrogant guy at school. Tragic doesn't even begin to cover it...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,270 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011
Diary of a Teenage Internet Troller by Seamir reviews
Tips on surviving the interwebs, from someone who's been there.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011
6th Grade and Pregnant by Anna-Banana-Bofanna reviews
Everyone hears the teenage baby stories, but what if you became pregnant...and you're only 12?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010
Truth or Dare by NinjaInGossamer reviews
Dean Tang just got dared by his cocky teammate before the big game: Find one girl he doesn't know and get kissed. But what starts as a harmless kiss soon turns into a wacky game of pranks, advice, and run ins with the stranger who kissed him.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011
Best Quotes of Humanity by Love.Me.At.First.Sight reviews
I love going on google and looking up the best quotes, funny, cute, awkward, of the best! I've got too many to fit in just my profile, now, so I said to myself "Hey, let's make a story!"...not weird random unfunny story...hahahah read please!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012
Metamorphosis by Maddiecat reviews
When you're sixteen, you're supposed to go to parties, shop til you drop, and hang out with friends. But not Mira Pascal; She's got more on her plate that any other teen probably couldn't handle. Why, you may ask? She's pregnant. Sequel is up.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 208,567 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
Beth Adopts Jack by SilverFable reviews
Instead of a baby dropped on her doorstep, there's a teenager.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
What if You Were Happy? by Litty122 reviews
Kaylie Neal was raped and left pregnant. Now, after being kicked out of her house, she's living with her brother and his roommates while going to school and working. But how will she handel raising a kid? And will she ever be able to find love?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,879 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008
The Sooner the Better by Dart Gray reviews
The Rednecks kids at college...good times!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Complete
Breaking Bailey by Dart Gray reviews
In a year from 8th to 9th grade, so much had changed; they could point fingers where they wanted, away from themselves, but we all had something to do with breaking Bailey.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,463 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Struggling by Dlover reviews
Probably a typical 'teenage girl gets pregnant-story. It messes up her entire life, but maybe her struggles in life are eventually worth it. Is getting pregnant at age 17 not the end of the world?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,527 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 10/27/2005
Trespassing on Private Lives by sincerely disregard reviews
A child observing his parents through scientific eyes.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
I've Never Been to Heaven by Dart Gray reviews
Another summer in Clearwater, another summer with Tucker...another summer full of drama? I think so.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,634 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Fireworks by Dart Gray reviews
Natalie, Tucker, Kyle, Olivia, and some good old Fourth of July fun.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Rednecks Drink Dr Pepper by Dart Gray reviews
My summer in an Oklahoma hick town looked pretty boring.. until I was caught with my shirt off.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,021 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
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Trying to Remember reviews
A teenage girl wakes up in the hospital... And she doesn't know why. She can't remember anyone or even herself. In complete denial, she struggles to remember.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 4/7
Wedding Interruptions reviews
She's just a girl, about to get married. But something's in the air. On the day of her outdoor, rolling hills, country wedding the weather is a bit... Peculiar. As is the events that follow.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 3/16