Roflmao101
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Joined 12-21-11, id: 816282, Profile Updated: 07-01-12
Author has written 2 stories for General, and Life.

Hi! I'm Roflmao101 but you all can call my Rofl or whatever else you can think of (that is appropriate). I'm simply here, like many others, because I aspire to be an author and to be a better author I have to get all the constructive criticism I can get. At fictionpress I'll publish personal pieces to many of my competition piece, from this I hope that I can not only improve my writing but also myself. Thanks for visiting my profile.


Name:Roflmao101 (obviously that isn't my real name...)

Age: Sweet 16

Gender: Female

Hobbies: Reading, writing, playing and watching tennis, watching movies, talking, playing the piano and drums (you know let out all the frustration :D), laughing, english, eating ice-cream (yeah and I know weird that it's a hobby BUT it's fun!), listening to music, random googling, sleeping and the list goes on...

What is writing in your definition? This is a trick one because there are so many out there, so this is the definition that I give when I'm asked: They say that a picture says a thousand words. Well a piece of writing uses a thousand words - more or less - to make a picture.

What is reading in your definition? Hehehe... Reading is like sleeping, if you immerse yourself in deeply with the text you'll toss, turn and lose track of time when you have to resurface up into reality.


Writing Pieces:-

Complete:-

- Free: "I moved my eyes to them, the apex predators of the human species, cussing them for the mockery they had bestowed upon us. They were able to survive without a weakness; they were able to be their own saviour, standing in the world on their own two feet;" One-Shot

- Sonnet - The Enchantress: "Dost thou hath the beauty of an angel? Thou art more enchanting than a red rose, With an enthralling aroma a mortal shall meet Ereshkigal, Lips so delicate that entwined in one kiss is a woe..." With translation as well!

Incomplete:-

None so far.

Coming soon:-

- My Suffering: (No current summery yet.)

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If Only Tonight by Andene reviews
Mia has no idea what she's in for when she gets a job working with her favorite player. Matt knows one thing: Mia shouldn't be with him. He tries to push her away; something keeps drawing him to her. All they know: there's got to be a way to be together?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 88 - Words: 267,014 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Ruined Fairy Tales by Sex and Candy reviews
My fairy tale was supposed to go differently. I was supposed to be kidnapped by an evil sorcerer, get rescued by a dashing young prince and live happily ever after. I was NOT supposed to be kidnapped by a lunatic prince, or rescued by an 'evil' sorcerer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,044 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/28/2011
Random If I's by RainEpelt reviews
*Renamed from If I* This a work of supposition. No plot exactly, but this is a big laugh!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012
A Tainted Love by Destiny1406 reviews
Garret's heart longed for a mate, someone to love him even though he was a werewolf. Hannah thought she would never find love after being raped and her brother cursed to live as a werewolf. When she gets thrown into Garret's arms all that changes, but can Garret make her see what love really is before its too late? Can her brother accept being a werewolf and find a mate of his own?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,775 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
Brother Wolf by Rave of the Wolves reviews
"Hey, Italian." Enzio turned to whoever had whispered his name. His forest green eyes looked wild, his nostrils flaring. Brother Wolf was furious, he wanted to do more than what he'd already done to the unfortunate man. Brother Wolf wanted blood...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012
No More Excuses by Mylilblackpen reviews
I don't want to hear your lies anymore, I know the truth. Be honest and tell me so that I can have the closure I need so that I can find the courage to walk away. Come on, no more excuses.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Complete
4:07am by Mylilblackpen reviews
The clock reads 4:07am, I am restless and cannot seem to switch off. Despite you being dormant next door. Note: there is at least one use of explicit language. Also I'd just like to thank SootyPhoenix for her help in writing this, your advice was invaluable.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Complete
Cut My Strings by Mylilblackpen reviews
The scissors poised in your hand, which shake, you slowly cut my strings one by one. And as I lay motionless on the floor, I am spattered with your tears which wash away my paintwork. I am sorry it had to come to this.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Complete
Wooden Limbs by Mylilblackpen reviews
She'd be lying to herself if she didn't admit that lying her in the dark, didn't make her feel so alone and so terrified; she'd also be lying to herself if she didn't admit that stepping outside was the one thing she cried over and longed for. Dedicated to Wonder46 because her piece Dancing In The Dark inspired this.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
Let's Set The Scene by Mylilblackpen reviews
Let me set the scene for you, child. See I was a young child when the Olympics came to my home and it swelled my heart with patriotic pride. If you could have seen it, even your eyes would have sparkled with the possibilities only an Olympic games can bring.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
A Land Far Far Away by Mylilblackpen reviews
I hold onto his hand and we flew to a land far far away, at first it was what dreams were made of. But there was something about curling up on my sofa listening to father tell me a fairytale that was better than drowning in one.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
Love you Dad by KaraNoCupcake reviews
A poem I wrote for my father.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
Goodbye Dad by Angels Cry Tears Of Blood reviews
My first attempt at writing about my relationship with my father. Hope someone likes it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
Mistakes by I Am Tymi reviews
We all make mistakes. Some of us just can't live them down...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
I am a Survivor, I Will Survive by RainEpelt reviews
An African girl is captured from her village. This is her story. One-Shot that will later be made into a story.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
Dear baby cousin, by SquishySquib reviews
I write letters to my unborn baby cousin, due in december.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2012
The Listener by Mylilblackpen reviews
When I felt lost among the flock, he would hold my chin up and tell me to smile because life is like a roundabout - one day it'll come back around for me. Until then, he'll stand by my side reassuring me that things will be fine.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Complete
Chris Spellson Rants on Disney by RuciliaChrisSpellson reviews
Chris is mad. So she writes an article about Disney. Poor Alex :
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Complete
Glimpses of Insanity by Celtic Mysteria reviews
To those who have never experienced the terrifying feeling that you don't exist, this will sound like the ravings of a lunatic. And perhaps it is: it's certainly not a common feeling for the mentally sound. Consider yourself warned... Trigger warning for self-injury.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Complete
Never Convicted by MadelineRush reviews
The love story of Evey and Collin. She's a young, humorous, naive, yet intelligent graduate student who's fed up with empty attraction. Collin has a past he's aiming to leave behind. Is Evey right to trust him? Or will his depraved past consume them both.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,665 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Complete
A Joke About Planned Parenthood by RuciliaChrisSpellson reviews
Funny! A satire.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Complete
Why I Dislike Algebra A Chris Spellson Drabble by RuciliaChrisSpellson reviews
Chris Spellson rants on her summer homework.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Complete
Haunted by OneLastEndeavor reviews
A young woman wakes up in the middle of the night...only to find a vampire having an existential crisis sitting on her bed.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
Fallen by A Flaming Moon reviews
The first time I saw Angel, he was in the cemetary beneath a large oak tree, eyes closed and chest bare. Then two wings, black as night, burst from his back. Light exploded from his eyes. It was the first time I realized what kind of Hell I was living in.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,593 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
Devil's Peppermint by mktoddsparky reviews
/"You do know it's not polite to stare, right?" "Don't flatter yourself," he replies. "I was staring at the Peppermint Mocha and wondering how I got so lucky." "Peppermint is the spawn of the devil," she spits./ Or, 1 boy, 1 girl & a whole lot of banter.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Complete
White Carnations by Arushi reviews
Four Years ago I fell in love at first sight, with my best friend's fiancee. I left. Now my friend is gone, and I am the only one she trusts. How am I to keep her trust, when even after four years of not seeing her I still love her? First Chap is Intro!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 44,755 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Complete
Dance with the Devil by Rajiya reviews
Elizabeth only ever wanted to live normal life; however, nothing ever goes the way she wants. A point proven once again as a mysterious man comes to lay claim. “You’re my mate, and I’m here to claim you.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,845 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Only His Friend by Kahlan Locknar reviews
Angel has been Charlie's friend for years and has secretly loved him just as long. to help his business she pretends to be his girlfriend but when Charile suggests making their arrangement more legal she wonders if it means he wants more..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,480 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by Vaudeville reviews
He's a millionaire playboy. She's a girl who's just trying to get by. They were best friends growing up but five years can really change a person.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,452 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Complete
Reinventing Rachel by lessthan3 reviews
Rachel has always been the dork, but that's going to change. After going to a party with a friend, Rachel meets Michael, the popular guy on campus, and accidentally marries him. Little does she know, this man is the key to her reinvention.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,664 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Lucky by Kahlan Locknar reviews
Lucky is given an opportunity to teach at her old high school, when she took the job she was determined to stay professional around her old Crush Walker, but Walker has other ideas in mind
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,631 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Brighter Than The Sun by Clavel reviews
Lady Susannah Westman has been in love with Robert Stapleton II since childhood, now after years of absence, he's back on her life and all she wants is for him to fall in love with her too. If only things were that easy...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,108 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Horrible Mistake by Penelope P reviews
The Devil grinned wickedly and stared down at her broken body. Her mangled wings spread out painfully and her bruises ached. The last Angel was dying and The Devil stood and watched. Oneshot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Love Not Even The Heart Understands by Someday-I-will-Understand reviews
Read at your own risk ; After recently getting a job offer, she moves back to New York to live with her brother until she gets her own place. Only to find that his roommate is the one person she can't stand.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,353 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Complete
Sinful Affections by CK Shorty reviews
[NOW COMPLETE] No human expects to get a job working for Lucifer himself...or falling for him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,455 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
Unbreak My Heart by Clavel reviews
Stephen and Charlotte's marriage was doomed to fail from start: She loved him, he did not love her back. But fate had yet to have the last word: wiping memories away, giving them the chance to fall in love again.Somewhat linked to Written in the Rain
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,926 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
You Missed a Spot by The Cheerio reviews
[One Shot] I swear the Devil is out to get me. Why else would i be a temporary janitor, cleaning after stinky apelike football players?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
The Devil and The Angel by BellezAzul reviews
COMPLETE Jade Rose is Miss Innocent. She meets Parker Webb, former bad boy and sexy as sin, in a bar. Will sparks or fists fly?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,468 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Complete
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Sonnet The Enchantress reviews
"Dost thou hath the beauty of an angel? Thou art more enchanting than a red rose, With an enthralling aroma a mortal shall meet Ereshkigal, Lips so delicate that entwined in one kiss is a woe..." With translation as well!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Complete
Free reviews
"I moved my eyes to them, the apex predators of the human species, cussing them for the mockery they had bestowed upon us. They were able to survive without a weakness; they were able to be their own saviour, standing in the world on their own two feet;" One-Shot
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Complete