Foreman Grillwalker
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Joined 06-16-01, id: 81784
Author has written 16 stories for General, and General.
I've created a new breed of insect. The termant. For those of you who are asking, "Why Bridget, what in the world brought that up?" I'll tell you. I was going to anyway. Why else would I have brought it up in the first place? Come on now, think. Jeez...
Ever have trouble distinguishing between ants and termites? Well, if the answer is no, then you're one lucky duck. You find a termant in your house. At first you're like, "Oh no, ants in the house! How horrible." And yes, ants in the house may seem horrible. Then you notice something else; wings. Now what? Ants? Termites? Or...a combination? Ah yes...it takes a warped mind to think up these things, little kiddies, but let me tell you, if the miniature person controlling your brain that makes you this way is supposed to respond to a certain stimulous with say..."How are you?", mine would go, "Cram it with walnuts, ugly." At any rate, thats another tale for another time. So these termants, they aren't quite ants, they aren't quite termites..."But what," you ask, "what makes them so dangerous?" I'm getting to that now. You see ants, you say or think, "ugh, ants" in annoyance, right? But ants with wings...and the killer instinct of a termite (hey, we all know it's there. Don't act like you've never seen it in their eyes!). They can get into your ears. They can get to your brains and they can warp the little men. Termants.

On that note...

I'm moving to California soon. I'm gonna have like two months where no writing takes place...Well, no posting anyway. I'm gonna have a permanent email address at foiilej@hotmail.com if anyone cares. if you wanna bitch about my not writing or if you wanna see what the big move was like thats where to ask.

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Unusual Tastebuds reviews
Ok so, first and foremost, I like ketchup and chips a lot. the comparison in here is a personal one, thus change it to your favorite food if you get grossed out by my tastes.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/21/2002
Long Time Friend
This is just something I wrote in response to something one of my friends said before we went our seperate ways.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Published: 10/21/2002
Chalk Lines reviews
Feelings from a long time ago. I just remembered that I had even written this.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/21/2002
Electronic Sunrise reviews
Nothing to it. It wasn't inspired by anyone, it wasn't taken from a thought or dream. It was just something that fell out of my head one day.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/21/2002
Celestial Interludes reviews
Earlier titled "Birds of Flight" but after some helpful feed back I reworked the ending. It's not amazing, but I think it's much, much better.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/21/2002
I'm Still Thinking reviews
I had a really rough journey this past month. I had to get some of it out of my system.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/8/2002
Code Red reviews
DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE TITLE!!! It's just a little like...immoral guys presented with a moral dilemma.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002
Driving reviews
Another of my brother's poems. I like em. I feel others should see them.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2002
Is This Knife Beauty? reviews
This is one of my brother's poems. I feel as though it's a crime not to share them with people, so I uploaded them. :D
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/26/2002
Pilgrim reviews
its just...poetry, what do you want?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/13/2002
Sands of Time reviews
just a little something i did while i was bored
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/29/2001
Glorious Sun reviews
my friend had to write a poem for his class. i offered to help and i kinda liked the results. lol
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/19/2001
The World Through Brightly Colored Glasses reviews
my first attempt to express how i feel about a certain someone
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2001 - Published: 7/9/2001
That's What I Do reviews
basically ones relationship to an addict
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7/8/2001
Autumn Leaves reviews
More descriptive stuff.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/8/2001
Rain reviews
um, basically just alot of consonance, and descriptions. i liked it though
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7/8/2001