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Joined 12-30-11, id: 817943, Profile Updated: 12-04-20
Author has written 6 stories for Romance.

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Philip vs Phillips by justmaybe reviews
The only thing standing between Cassidy Phillips and the President's seat at Crestview High was one stupid, obnoxious boy. Philip O'Brien may have stolen her first kiss, but she wasn't going to let him steal this too.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,171 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/14/2018 - Published: 1/25/2014
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
You're Not My Type by realize reviews
You rank maybe a 6.450903 on the hotness scale out of 10, and that’s on your good days. Sure, some days I find myself staring into your dull brown eyes a little longer than necessary, but I could get 11s if I tried. So don’t think you’re anything special.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
The Healing Properties of Tea by Emakoke reviews
It's not every day a gorgeous, enigmatic stranger gives you a cup of tea just to cheer you up. Actually, in my case it is. Why is he doing this, and more importantly, who is he?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Complete
Aaron O'Conner by White Rose Blossom reviews
“In case you haven’t noticed, Erickson, we’re stuck in a goddamned hole until someone has the decency to come and find us. How about we call it a truce for one night?” I had no idea then just how much that truce would change my life. Love2HateYou contest
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
It's Greek for Love by judevanderhall reviews
On a beach in Corfu, Helga meets Kit. She’s preoccupied with her past and he’s anxious about the future, but maybe for one night they can live in the present. A story about love found, love lost, and finding it all over again. A one-shot in four parts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
Hello Kitty by Endless Dark reviews
After a drunken night, Lira wakes up next to Jude, a childhood nemesis. It gets worse when they find that they’re married. But when an opportunity too good to pass up presents itself, what will happen when they stay married?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,456 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,123 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
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Amber in the Midst
Amber is used to being first in class. Except in history. All of a sudden it's Morrisey and Hall instead of Ritoli in first place. But Amber Ritoli isn't one to back down. What do you do when no matter how much you study, you still lose? You give the winners a new game. Each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,706 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 11/30/2014
The Love and Death of Trisha Porter reviews
The only thing worse than meeting your boyfriend's ex(es), is meeting your boyfriend's girlfriends-yes, plural. And the only thing worse than that? None of them admit it.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013
The Blank TV
ONESHOT. Minor cursing, very minor. I would've edited, but very appropriate. Anyway...I don't know. A day in the life of four friends? Read and help me come up with a better summary/title. Please? Dramatic, jsyk.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Complete
The Odd Chronicles of Mac and Cheese
He never meant to get kidnapped by his boss's (sorry, ex-boss who cheated then fired him...'s) spoiled, bratty, know-it-all, bossy daughter during her engagement ceremony. Or to hold her for ransom. Or get involved in the biggest con of his life (...his life).
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Published: 1/20/2013
Angel
Are you my guardian angel? I thought you'd be blonde...but that makes sense. God did create everyone-Africans, Albanians, Asians, Bahamians, Californians, Comptonians, Danes, English-not just white people. A story of love at first sight...that might actually make sense (I hope). Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Complete
With Me reviews
"He told me not to trip, but since when do I listen?" When the guy of her dreams is assigned her lab partner, Megan can't believe her luck, a chance to show him that they're perfect for each other. The only problem? He wants HER help to get the girl of HIS dreams, and it's not her. In fact, Megan knows exactly who it is. And he's right. They belong together. What's a girl to do?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2012