BurningPretzelsWithCheese
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Joined 01-01-12, id: 818230, Profile Updated: 04-04-18
Author has written 5 stories for General, Humor, and Biography.

Back after a bit of an absence. Experimenting with stories at the moment. I used to be FlyingFrogBurger but things happened and burgers give me ptsd now.

The new Starwars movie is a hunk of shit. Bite me.

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Sign here reviews
Who could have known a piece of paper meant so much. It did.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30 - Complete
Christmas Snow
On the edge of town, she liked to live. In a small log cabin amongst the pine forest. Short Story.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Published: 10/28/2019 - Complete
Not as you started out as reviews
People are as only good as the skeletons in their closest. At the end of the day it makes sense to spend time with those who have the same skeletons. Along with that comes with the realization that someone is always going to be offended and hurt. This time though, it's not going to be you and you don't have time for the incompatible skeletons.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/6/2019
Misfortunes of Olivia and Darcy: Befriending a superhero reviews
A series of short stories glimpsing the life, adventures and misadventures of Olivia and Darcy. Two female bestfriends, one's a superhero and is an idiot when at home. Each chapter is its own story. M for swearing.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2019 - Published: 4/9/2018
Surge in Justice: Billion dollar superhero reviews
When Saxon Technologies suffers a theft of a dangerous weapon, a deadly sequence of events follows dragging Andrea Saxon, the CEO of the company and Whitney Sargent, Andrea's best friend, COO and Head of Legal into a storm of corporate espionage and conspiracy. Dark pasts are revealed...the biggest catch? Whitney is the city's superhero: Surge. But she never told Andrea. M.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2018 - Published: 3/26/2018