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Joined 01-01-12, id: 818318, Profile Updated: 12-30-15
Author has written 40 stories for Romance, Humor, Fantasy, Young Adult, General, and Kids.

"To write is to wage war" -Voltaire (y'all, this is tattooed on my body and I love it)

“Between my finger and my thumb/ The squat pen rests; as snug as a gun.” Diggin-Seamus Heaney

They say before you start a war, you better know what you're fighting for, baby you're all that I adore, if love is what you need, a soldier I will be

Name: Karen

Age: Twenty-One

Schooling: Florida Tech class of 2015; BS in Marine Biology

Other sites:You can find me on tumblr at stiles-derpinski.tumblr.com, on twitter at @PeetzahJoe, and on ao3 (if you prefer that platform...I do) under the username PeetzahJoe :)

Misc: I am kind-of addicted to fanfic. It can be an issue. I don't always keep on with stories, because when I get new ideas I have to work on them. It is another issue of my life. I am absolutely addicted to music. I am literally always listening to music, and I have a slight obsession with acoustic music, but it is just so ljkdskdkshdk. My real friends are my freaking saviours, hardcore. Ernesto is my best friend in the WOLRD, but he unfortunately lives too far away. Julia comes in second, but she lives in a different state too. Causes much sad panda, but I literally have no idea where I would be without them. Other than that, I have been writing since I was thirteen, and I honestly do not really remember why I started writing, other than the fact that I loved Harry Potter and magic, and decided to create a planet called Kralenka and a race called the Kralenkians who are essentially humans who have weird powers. I honestly don't work on the stories with Kralenkians anymore, because both those series went down the toilet. I rarely write stories with just normal people. There is usually something going on there. Elves. Magic. Dragons. Element powers. Fairies. Percy Jackson-like powers, but not Gods at all. I have done all those things. Soyeah, enjoy my stories if you choose to read them :)

Also, if you are interested, I created a headcanon cast for the Midnight Swallows verse. It can be found here: Midnight Swallows Headcanon Cast

I also created a tag for posts that I see as them and add my own tags to. It can be found here: My Midnight Swallows Bbys

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Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras reviews
Riker is seventeen and attends a private high school. He rooms with his best friend, Jeff, and they both are in a TV show together and are in the Midnight Swallows. Things happen on their show that change their lives, even if things are confusing.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 391,860 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 1/3/2012
A New Generation
Riker and Jeff are 44 when they decide to have another kid. This is the story of bringing in a new child and some extras :) (Side stories to MS&TVC, waaaay in the future)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,712 - Published: 5/4/2015
Anchor in a Storm
When Riker opened the front door late that night to reveal a distraught Jude, he never expected the storm that was to come. (Basically my NaNoWriMo 2014 story, hellyee)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 54,994 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Complete
The Happiest Place on Earth
Basically the first time Riker and Jeff take their kids to Disney World, with a few extra family members :) (side story to Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras, set in the future wherein Riker and Jeff are 32)
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,986 - Published: 7/29/2014
Hypothetically Alive reviews
Short stories about major plot lines if Ryan Castellan had been alive. Side stories/alternate universe to Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,710 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 9/10/2012
Two Worlds, One Family
The story of when the Castellans meet Darren's biological mother and older brother. Side story to Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Complete
Just Another Crisis
Basically there is a death in the family and Riker doesn't take the news too well, which means telling Lasey and Ryan more than they knew before. (Side story to Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,607 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Complete
Because They're Pretty reviews
Basically a few times when Riker decides that women's underwear are pretty and that is not fair. Takes place between high school and college, and involves alcohol and sleep deprivation. Side story to Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Complete
The Beginning of the Next Step reviews
Riker and Jeff have moved into their own apartment (finally!) and after a while meet their new neighbors, only after their neighbors have been unknowingly been tweeting about them for months. Little do they know the impact these two people may have on their lives. (Side story to Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,791 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Complete
Everyone Deserves Love reviews
In which Addie meets Riker's older cousin Kaiden and they immediately fall for each other. (Side story to Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Complete
Lend a Helping Hand
Riker keeps seeing a mysterious girl around campus, and all he wants to do is help her. Problem is, she doesn't seem to want to accept help. Though, Riker is determined to break through her walls. (Side story to Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras. College years. Aaaaay)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,212 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Complete
Welcome Home
Basically Riker is in Addie's musical and dyes his hair, which results in a riot on tumblr. Miri also decides to essentially adopt Addie and Jude into their family, much to Addie's surprise. (Side story to Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras. College years! Whee!)
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,317 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Complete
Another Breakdown
It has been seven years exactly since Ryan died. But, what will happen when there is a news story that someone has been shot and killed in the same exact place that Ryan was shot? Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras side story. College years.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,171 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Complete
A Roommate and a Fan reviews
This is the story of Riker and Jeff meeting their college best friends. Set a bit after what will be the end of Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
A Life in Pictures
Lasey and Ryan find a box full of pictures of Riker and Jeff throughout the years, and it turns into a bedtime tradition for the two kids to select a picture and for their fathers to tell them the story behind the picture. Side-stories to Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,302 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013
Flipped
Riker is an openly gay 17 year old who just so happens to be in love with his best friend, Jeff. Basically a side story for MS&TC that is flipped and what would happen if that were the case.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,852 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
It's In The Past reviews
That time Riker and Selena hooked up and Jeff strongly disliked Selena because of it. Side-story to Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Complete
Different Beginnings reviews
What if Riker and Jeff didn't meet when they were toddlers? What if they met during their senior year? This is that story, because I can. Side-story for Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
Soccer Can Lead to More reviews
Dalton usually goes to soccer games in order to cheer on his friends, however, his reasons change slightly. Side story (in a way) to Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Complete
Summer Camp reviews
Miri has known Peder since she was born, literally. She is now almost fifteen and he is sixteen. They're counselors at summer camp, and stuff happens. Forewarning, this story is blah. I wrote this when I was fourteen. My friends wanted me to upload it
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,067 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Complete
Right Here All Along
Elves and humans both roam the world. Some are even chosen by dragons and are sent to train. Both Eliana and her best friend Leona are chosen. The road is not always smooth for them though, due to many different things. Title subject to change
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,062 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012
My First Kiss Went A Little Like This
Riker, Jeff, Darren, and Dalton are the kind to make a mess while baking. They are sent outside to clean off, but it turns into a water war between Riker and Jeff while Darren and Dalton watch. They started talking about how Riker and Jeff kiss a lot, and this happens. Side story to Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
What Happened to Daddy?
Little Lasey has stumbled across a photo album from Riker and Jeff's senior year of high school. In one particular picture, she notices the cut along Riker's palm, and then along his wrist. She is naturally curious to what exactly happened to her daddy and questions about what happened. Side story to Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Complete
One Step Closer
Ryan is one step closer to his prediction of Riker and Jeff getting married. Wanna know why? Because Jeff just came out. Yes. This is the story of when Jeff came out to Riker and his family, YEE. Side-story to Midnight Swallows and TV Cameras.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Complete
Surprise reviews
It is Darren and Dalton's second anniversary. One problem: Darren is in New York on Broadway while Dalton is stuck in Pennsylvania at school. Though, what will happen when Dalton and Shelby head out to spend the night with Riker, Jeff, Lasey, and Ryan?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,204 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
A Scarring Incident reviews
The day started out normal. The students procrastinating from homework and enjoying the nice weather. Shelby would have never guessed what she would witness that day, and it is not something she can forget soon enough.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Complete
They Are Ridiculous reviews
Shelby, Darren, and Dalton have been best friends since they were three. Though, now they are seventeen and growing up. Everyone can tell that Darren and Dalton like each other, and Shelby, along with their other friend Courtney, attempt to take matters into their own hands to try and get their friends to date.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Complete
Water Flows Together reviews
Kyra and Tyler have known each other forever. They used to hate each other until they were 15. even though their parents are best friends, but magically outgrew it as they attended a summer camp for kids with special talents.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 146,967 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012
Too Deep reviews
Riker is still struggling with the nightmares about his father's death. He took up cutting during his freshman year of high school, and he is now a sophomore. But what happens when one day he accidentally cuts too deep?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
What If? reviews
What if Riker, Jeff, Carter, Lily, Katie, and Trish didn't go to Westtown? What if they attended the local public high school? What if none of them had any clue about Riker and Jeff being closer than they knew? What if Jeff was a cheerleader?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Complete
Brandywine High
The first time the cast of Brandywine High officially met. They are all between 13 and 14, right before their freshman year of high school.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Complete
This Is A Problem reviews
Summer before Riker and Jeff's senior year. Sprinkler Antics. Almost kiss. Jeff's big realization. Fluff.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Complete
We Can Be Best Friends reviews
The fateful day in which Riker met Jeff when they were toddlers. I got bored in class and this happened. I think it's cute :D
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
He's Proud of Me
Riker hasn't had a dream involving his dad for years...until now. It is not heartbreaking though, like the usual nightmares he used to get. Instead, it seems to put Riker more at ease about what he has done with his life.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Complete
Sunrises on Rooftops
This is a short story I wrote for a magazine competition. Basically six teenagers sneaking around in the wee hours of the morning. Sneak into their school's pool and then watch the sunrise :
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Complete
I Promise
This is the story of the first time Riker had a nightmare about his father's death, which then led to many other events. If you are reading MS&TC, I would not read this until you get passed chapter 10.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete
Caught in the Act reviews
In which Riker and Jeff are 22 and Logan is 5. They are watching Logan for the weekend with the help of Lily and Carter because I don't know why and stuff happens
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Complete
Promise Me You Won't Leave reviews
My final project from my creative writing class. Definitely not all rainbows and puppies. Refers to self harm, soyeah, warning. -Got put in Young Adult because I didn't know what else to put it in...
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Complete
No One Evades Death
We had to re-write a story through a different character's POV for my creative writing class my junior year-so I re-wrote The Tale of the Three Brothers through Death's POV and this was the end result :
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
UnicornZombie Apocalypse
wrote this senior year of HS for a friend...kind-of stupid, but whatever :x Unicorn and Zombie Apocalypse...because how awesome would that be?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Complete