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Joined 01-03-12, id: 818698, Profile Updated: 07-06-13
Author has written 2 stories for Action.! I suppose you're here because you like my works...or don't...but hey, whatever floats your boat.

Anywho, here's where I tell you about myself:

Name: Sarah

Bands: My Chemical Romance, The Summer Set, The Killers, Of Monsters and Men, AWOLNATION, Imagine Dragons, and many, many others.

Fandoms: Too many to count...

Youtubers: MattG124, DesAndNate, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, HaiLedaBear, PewDiePie, Onision, and many, many others.

Anime/Manga: Kuroshitsuji, Angel Beats, Baka and Test, Eden of the East, Steins Gate, Soul Eater, Naruto, Chaos Head, Fruits Basket, Sword Art Online, GunXSword, Vampire Knight, Ouran High School Host Club, Hetalia, and many more.


Misc: Doctor Who, Vocaloid, Adventure Time, Avabel Online, Legend of Zelda

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs.

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.

It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

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Fer III: The Adventurers From Out of Town by Pyrate reviews
A ferret Pooka's greatest adventure ever! (Includes: Sex, Nudity, Thievery, Pants, and a whole lotta Ducks.) please R/R.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 129,413 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 12/5/2003
Texting Battle by Akazai Kisaragi reviews
Lyla Michaels gets incredibly bored and starts texting to a guy on her phone. Later, she finds out that he's actually Adrian, the guy from her Math class! Whoever falls in love first loses and the winner wins! Let the Texting Battle begin...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 8/3/2012
Firepower by Whitefire19 reviews
Firepower, the source of all the world's legends of supernatural power, is discovered by the thirteen-year-old, die-hard heroic Jake Rook when he rescues twelve-year-old Charlie Zhou from armed men in the woods of modern day, northern Virginia.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,459 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012
Truth or Dare! by Akazai Kisaragi reviews
Miyuki is asked, "Truth or Dare?" by the number one trouble maker in her entire school. She dumbly chooses 'dare'. What'll Miyuki do? What destined perhaps terrible fate awaits her? Please read to find out!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012
Kidnapped by Akazai Kisaragi reviews
Today was supposed to be a normal day in the mall with my BFF, not a day where I happened to be kidnapped after shopping at my favorite store! Well, I did get to keep my new clothes... What more could possibly go wrong? A mystery with a sprinkle of unexpected romance that'll make you say, 'Aw...', extremely hilarious humor, and gripping suspense! COMPLETE.
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,357 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Complete
Izuki Academy: Boys School by SouperAsylum reviews
Ayumi Yamada wants to be in the top school in the world unfortunately... it's a school for boys. She get's a scholarship and poses as Ayame. What she didn't think she would have to deal with was... Falling in love.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012
Fawn: Fate Foretold by Neon Nightmare
Betrayal. Her own partner wishing for her death. A pack of Mngwa chasing her. A curse that can never be broken.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012
Foxx Fire Origins by Katgirl900214 reviews
In a seemingly normal day in the town of Foxxyland a new hero arrives to save the day. Though his identity and origins remain unknown. Will Foxx be able to find the new hero and team up to join forces? Or is this hero really a villain in disguise?
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012
One Heck of A Life by RavenMasen15 reviews
Four siblings, two crazy parents, and a dog. This is my life for the next 12 years.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
Fer I: Log of Mortal Delights by Pyrate reviews
A ferret pooka joins with numerous magical creatures to complete random tasks for various Godlike beings. You WILL believe a ferret can fuddle.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 6/29/2002
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Sing to the Stars reviews
Years ago, creativity was banned in Terranova. Those caught singing, dancing, painting, or acting, among other things, were shot on sight...full description inside
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012
The Adventures of Duck: The Pirate War reviews
Duck is a 12-year-old-pirate. His captain, Scar, decides to issue a hunt for the treasure of story-pirate Long John Silver, and Duck heartily agrees to go. However, there are other crews looking for the treasure and Duck finds himself in a Pirate War.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012