Oh, dear. They've found my profile. Alright, buddy, time to man up. I can do this.

Ah, who am I kidding? I'm The Outlaw! I've got confidence shining out of my butt!

Wow, that sounds creepy.

So I guess I should say something about myself. That does seem to be the whole point of these profile things. Well, I live in Australia, in a small town that, I promise you, you've never heard of. Aside from writing, I'm also an actor, musician, artist, radio show host, journalist, and general blower of one's own horn.

As of March 2013, I'm eighteen years old, 6 foot 4 inches tall, blond hair, and I wear glasses. Oh, and to all those who say that people who wear glasses aren't sexy, well, you obviously haven't met me.

See what I mean about that blowing one's own horn thing?

Um, what else can I write? I can't stand mushrooms, I am both a dog and a cat person, I love comic books and, well, I really have gotten to the point where I can't think of anything else to say. So, I'll just ask that you review well and review often, be excellent to each other, party on dudes, rock and roll all nite, share a pint with your mates, and all that jazz. And if anyone has any questions or has something to talk to me about, shoot me a PM and I'll try and get back to you as quickly as I can.

Also, for the record, I write stuff over on FanFiction under the same name. So, you know, go have a look

Alright, people, fast forward. it's 2019 now. I'm 24, tired, grumpy and sick of it all. But importantly for you lot, I'm back in the game.

Yes, I decided it had been too long since I stressed out over what I was going to write, obsessed over every single comment, tormented myself by staring at a blank page, and all those other drugs writers can't get enough of.

So enjoy. And please try not to cringe too much at my old crap. God, I was arrogant. I mean, I still am, but still.