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Joined 01-04-12, id: 818940, Profile Updated: 05-13-13
Author has written 9 stories for Humor, Fantasy, Play, Fable, Love, General, Romance, and General.

Good for you, you're here. Your life just got better.

I am: psycho, slash-fan, nerdy, geeky, in possession of something vaguely resembling an intelligence, monolingual, American, Whovian, Trekkie (TOS only, thanks very much [I feel shame for having so callously discounted TNG in my younger days... such an idiot I was.]), tennis-player, sarcastic, cynical (nine-to-five only), possibly brunet, and green.

I am not green, but I am a liar.

If you know who I am by now, you're wrong. WRONG, I SAY!

Also, if you are being controlled by the rodents, please leave. Now. I will have nothing to do with the rodents' plotting no matter how good I may be at planning world domination.

My current "big" projects are entitled TOCHIAYFAIM, which stands for Twitchy, Obsessive-Compulsive, High-IQ-And-In-Your-Face-About-It Man, who is a superhero whose power is to correct people who are factually, ideologically, or otherwise wrong. Because those people always get on my nerves. You can take what he says to be emblematic of my personal beliefs and/or of science, if/when I ever get it published (I have so many ideas for this it's a little difficult even to get any down on paper, but it's coming along slowly and steadily), and Opus Symphonia Inhians, which is loose Latin for "Project: Symphony of Longing". I like the Latin better. It currently consists of Sunrise, And You, If You Need Me I Will Be Your Dissolution,and False Hope, but I hope to build up backstory and other characters within the Opus. I'm focusing on the Epic Romance of two young men, named Singh and Schulz, right now, but I assure you that other people exist there and I am developing them as we speak.

My Works:

The Antipodean Mary-Sue Elimination Guild- A story about people who fight Sueage. It's fairly self-explanatory, actually.

Eutopia- The result of me angsting about people killing other people. I'm serious.

Sunrise- A play about people who are going to die. Yay. Written for my playwriting class, but I think it turned out decently. Beware of death and deep conversations.

Mirrors - Just a little experiment in one-shottery. I think it turned out quite well.

A Story of Luck and the Universe- I've been doing my best lately to do some really emotional work if you know what I mean, and this just kind of popped out of nowhere.

And I Tore Myself In Two- Oh, god, this makes me emo, doesn't it?

False Hope It's in the Sunrise universe; six times Schulz returned from the dead, five of which times he was actually alive and one of which he was actually dead in the first place.

And You, If You Need Me I Will Be Your Dissolution If Singh and Schulz had ever kissed, during their lives- they didn't except once before they died, but if they had- this would be that kiss.

Salamanders- I don't know, salamanders were always really sad to me.

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Killing Paul Morris by Jack Steadman reviews
Paul is having a bad year. His roommate is a drunk. The girl of his dreams just wants to be friends. And everyone around him is dropping like flies. Except for a mysterious group of people hellbent on murdering him. It's the year of things that suck, mortality, rejection, love, life, loss, and alcohol poisoning. Don't follow? Read it and find out.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012
All the Screaming Sane by Spider Costello reviews
Something dark is stirring, something from the pages of bestselling writer Felix Adler's novels. But Felix is not just a writer, as the homicide detective on his trail is about to find out... rated for M/M slash, violence, very mild gore.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,640 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
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And You, If You Need Me I Will Be Your Dissolution reviews
If Singh and Schulz had had a kiss- a proper kiss, a romantic kiss, a kiss that befit the beauty and the tragedy and the perfection of their relationship- they didn't, but if they had- this is that kiss. Part of Opus Symphonia Inhians; read Sunrise first.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
False Hope reviews
A list of six times Schulz returned from the netherworld, five times out of which he wasn't really dead and once he wasn't really alive
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Complete
Salamanders reviews
Were salamanders just not good enough as ordinary animals?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Complete
A Story of Luck and the Universe reviews
...and how they failed.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Complete
And I Tore Myself In Two reviews
To avoid doing the same to you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Complete
Mirrors reviews
She knew that if she just took his hand she could disappear into a fairyland, an enchanted forest, a magic castle- wherever she wanted- but she never realized how much that meant until another little girl did it for her.
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Complete
Sunrise reviews
Two spies, on the night before their execution, are allowed to go out of their detainment center and spend their evening as they wish. Warning for death and profoundity.
Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete
The Antipodean MarySue Elimination Guild reviews
The AMSEG has to deal with love, loss, and bad fan-fiction. Follow the adventures of these six teenagers as they battle one of the most powerful forces of all time- the Mary Sue! Rated for violence and some language.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,868 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Complete
Eutopia reviews
A poem written to express dissatisfaction.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Complete