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Joined 01-11-12, id: 820247, Profile Updated: 04-17-14
Author has written 15 stories for Fantasy, General, Life, War, Horror, Haiku, Action, Historical, Sci-Fi, and Young Adult.

Hello, I’m Isaac, proprietor of this fine establishment, a pleasure to meet you. I’m a fantasy writer by heart, but I love my sci-fi and fanfiction, and enjoy such things in that derivative and deriving vein.

More specifically, as a proud member of the Australian nationality –though inclined to the concept of world citizenry- I love Star Trek, Naruto, Poland, trying new cuisines, Ireland, all kinds of literature, religious and philosophical paraphernalia, Germany, cloud gazing, Nepal, sleeping, absurd music and absurder technology (Did you see the fucking Metal Storm, Christ that’s awesome), all things Asian, swearing if I’m frank, a good bit of boxing, soccer and general riot inducing sports and videogames, guns, China, Taiwanese food, star gazing, didgeridoo dubstep, violin dubstep, Metalstorm, explosives, kangaroo patties, extra rare steak, thunderstorms, scientific paraphernalia, fantasy and sci-fi among many other things.

I like to describe it as a broad spectrum; most people describe it as nutty.

So enjoy, I harbour all who walk into my presence, just hope you don’t mind a bit of swearing, which should actually be reassurance considering it’s a proven fact that those with a poddy mouth tend to tell the truth more often, and I assure you, my bullshit detector is shiny and decorated, as I use it so often.

Now, let's put some favourites.

Favourite food: Most types of Taiwanese Curry.

Favourite firearm: It's a toss up between the SRM Arms Model 1216 and the Anderson-Wheeler 500. Nitro Express Double Rifle.

Favourite band/musician: Flume, rocking those alternative beats.

Favourite video game: Fallout: New Vegas, something about that grungy, 1950's post apocalyptia really gets me.

Favourite city: Hong Kong, I'd love to move there one day.

Favourite historical combat unit: Polish Winged Hussars.

Favourite fictional character: I'm having trouble deciding between Captain Jack Sparrow and Boba Fett, as funny a comparison as that may seem.

Favourite book genre: Neo-Noir.

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The RPS by Luaith reviews
This is a chaotic story, let's get that out of the way. Here's what you should expect: Romance, sci-fi, horror, characters that are considered forces of nature, the mortals that terrify them, zombies, alchemy, con artists, technology competing with magic, abysmal attention spans, sword fights, adventuring for the sake of adventuring... all tied together with comedy. Oh, and Noka.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 345 - Words: 359,312 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/10/2011
Medium of Exchange by Jave Harron reviews
Jackson Graves is a medium who uses his dealings with ghosts to benefit his career as an investment consultant. When a terrifying foe begins to hunt the living and dead in Port Ripton, Graves is forced to investigate before he's put out of business for good.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Complete
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The Patient Game
A collection of no-names use their inhuman ability to be patient to slowly kill each other, one by one. An experiment in writing styles and a more realistic look at a Hunger Games-esk situation. Enjoy.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Published: 3/28
Forge (The reject) reviews
(Currently being rewritten, but feel free to read the reject copy.)
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Western - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 1/3
Surprises and Dead People
An alternate history piece, during the Continuation War Group O and the 163rd of the Army of Karelia push towards the River Svir, and get a nasty surprise along the way.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Complete
Implosion's Discontent
A deal goes south, and the response is explosive if nothing else.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Complete
Smoke reviews
Haiku continuous. A take on the habit and it's reflection in industry. R&R. By Illegitimate.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Complete
Audeamus reviews
A short prose about speaking on behalf of other people, and why it is justifiable to only speak for one's self.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
Crematory Blazes
Three little words burn his mouth, char his lips, blister his throat. By Quirky.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
Even serial killers have sex. By Quirky.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Complete
I Made A Mistake reviews
Furries and Elves and all that junk... Magical? Think again. By Typhoon of HowAboutThisForAName. Hiatus.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012
Red Trick reviews
In a Virtual World revolving around a outdoing competitors and winning resource wars, most stray from helping each other. But a conglomerate is so much more helpful then they care to admit. By Typhoon. Hiatus.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012
The Fallen Angel
Men like Angels, imbued with power we can only imagine within dreams so vivid we refuse to recall them, lest our minds break from the pressure. By Blizzard.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Published: 11/8/2012
Vengeance Dormant reviews
A message to a... Well I wouldn't exactly call them a friend...
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Complete
A Yellow Notebook with My poems in it reviews
The best poems in my notebook. By Illegitimate. Rated T.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Complete
The Light reviews
A short poem by newly integrated member of HowAboutThisForAName; Blizzard!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
Inside Outside reviews
A short story inspired by the works of Alistair MacLeod. I hope I spelt his name right. R&R. Thanks, Illegitimate.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Complete