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Author has written 7 stories for Humor, and Action.

My name is Kate, and I am not an evil spy...

OR AM I!!!!?????

No, I'm not. I promise. But other things that you may be intrested in about me are:

-I write things that always have some sort of comic relief in them, just because all my randomness has to come out somewhere.

-I am on temporary hiatus. This is because I finially got to writing, but realized I hated what I'd written... so I'm editing.

-I REALLY like it when you PM me about my stories, or your stories, or just randomness, because I have no friends, and I'm SO LONELY!!!!! Plus I kinda need a charecter witness about the whole 'not a spy' thing. The government really just can't take a joke, haha.

-I go through random "kicks" with my writing and facinations. Like now, I'm going through a military kick, so Shawn is in the army in "Tomorrow's Sky" But don't worry, I won't be going back and editing my stories just because now I want it to be a western. I usually stick to a few central themes though: Military, Western, Futuristic(like hunger games), the era of the gangsters, like Al Capone, Bat/IronMan and stuff like that. But the reason that my characters are so random is that I can make them as random as I want, so that this becomes MUCH less of an issue.

-In my story "Tales from the writers block," I write things that are totally and completely random. I think there's a story in there from a random title generator, just because that irritates the shiznit out of me, and I wanted to mock them.

-I love bunnies. And puppies. And kitties, but not nearly as much as the former 2. And tiny turtles. Not babies, just tiny. And tea cup pigs. And ninjas. And bacon. And naming tea cup pigs bacon(jk). And baby otters. Seriously, look it up.

-I really have nothing else to say, so this is really just ranting.

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"Oh I remember it well. It was a drizzly Tuesday. Too bad it was neither drizzling, nor Tuesday."

Later..."And I remember that aswell. It was a sunny Sunday. Too bad it was a drizzly Tuesday."

"Your brain is like a hamster running on a square wheel." "Wouldn't that work though?" "Your brain is like a squirrel running on a triangular wheel!" "Why a squirrel?"

"Proper grammer is to use -ish at the end of every other word. Like goodish and fishish. FISHISH!"

"You can't do the flambe' because the fire will go into the bottle, and the bottle with explode, and you will be BLINDED!"-Julia Child.

"May your life bring you much joyjoy, have a joyjoy day!"-Some movie I saw like a year ago.

"If you eat enough potatoes, your bones will actually be like rubber! You can seriously bend you bones!"(that shit is true btw)"So THAT'S what happened to Harry Potter"

"I'm a turkey vulture. Yes indeed. My head is bald to prevent rotting flesh from adhering to it. To cool myself I poop on my feet and legs. My main defense is projectile vomiting... I am SO AWESOME. c:

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The Classics of Love by xoxluurve reviews
She was everything he wasn't, nothing he ever needed, someone he didn't deserve. But it didn't matter. Watching her serenade him, eyes bright with humour and something so tender it made his heart ache – he decided he wanted her anyway.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,929 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/22/2022 - Published: 2/3/2011
How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse by Lolitroy reviews
Duff became sixteen the day the world ended. Was she sad? Nah! In a zombie apocalypse, you can make graffiti on libraries, set buildings on fire, throw boomerangs at people... in other words, heaven. The only bad thing is the fact that you can't pee in peace... Reviews Returned!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,906 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/4/2019 - Published: 2/29/2012
Brown Eyes by xoxluurve reviews
It's like we're more than just friends but still less than lovers, you're oh so tough, but I want to be your first weakness. Here we go again with the mixed signals and second thoughts.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,104 - Reviews: 4229 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 7/22/2006
100 Love Letters by Aurette reviews
Since she was sixteen, Amy has written love letters to her future husband. In a fit of frustration, she throws them out, where they're picked up by the last person in the world she ever expects. Since when do rock stars sing about nothings like her?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,258 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
The Dead Man's Tale by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
"And just so you know, love, my words are not the only pretty things in this room." "I am sure you are referring to yourself?" Oh, pirates and their pick-up lines. **Now available as an ebook on Amazon!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Complete
Battlefield by Lady Femme Fatale reviews
Just because they were, quite literally, made for each other didn't mean they had to actually get along.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Complete
Through Me by Maeven reviews
So his friend was the one who got the crossdressing girl in the all boys school. Like Tristan Harland is ever the type to lose out, especially not to some girl who stalked him all the way from China. Problem is, she isn't exactly the type to lose either.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 176,563 - Reviews: 2554 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Dense is to You, as Male is to Boy by lulu.lemon reviews
I had best friend Reece, semi-jackass Liam, sweet Landon, equally sweet Kara, and high on life Max. I’d be with Landon, who I’m not even sure I like. And help Reece get his girl, who he keeps anonymous. Not like best friends ever fall in love or anything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,798 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010
So I was Hit by a Car the Other Day by Lainiee reviews
Lucky had resigned himself to the life of an observer. The little brother. The best friend. The sidekick. But then life decided to kick him in the balls, and dumped his twitching body into his own crappy soap opera. And a sucky one at that.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 61 - Words: 318,866 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
Baby, I'm Not Finished by xoxluurve reviews
Maybe my eyes were directed at him too intently. But I wasn't stalking. Really. He didn't seem to agree with me.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,903 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Playing with Fire by misswonderlnd reviews
Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,893 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
Love, No One by StormDancer reviews
a letter never meant to be sent, From No One to Someone. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
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A Journey to the Center of the Earth
Yet another assignment for school, because that's the only time I have to write now adays. Sorry about all the science facts, it was for science class and I was too lazy to change it. R&R!
Fiction: Action - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Complete
The Citrus Vigilante reviews
When bullying calls, the orange answers with a tap in the head. A true, humorous narrative for English class.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Complete
I be Ninja
Have you ever woken up one day, and just felt... oh, I don't know. Powerful? Not in the this is going to be a good day! kind of way you feel after taking your pills or listening to your tapes, I'm talking about plain unadulterated Power. I didn't think so I remember it very well. It was a drizzly Tuesday, too bad it was neither drizzly nor Tuesday. But I digress. Because I be ninja
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Complete
Tomorrow's Sky reviews
Shawn and Sky dated years ago, but broke up shortly after graduation. Back in modern times, they run into each other at a friend's wedding. The kicker? Sky is engaged, and happily situated across the country. When Shawn's scars come out, and her fiancee's secrets, Sky has to make a choice -but is it even worth trying if they'll only be hurt? On hiatus and revision, Chapters 1-4 up!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012
Tales From the Writers Block reviews
A collection of randomness and my life's idiosyncracies. I am aware that I misspelled that word. But yeah, basically I'm just going to publish here when I don't want to publish my other story, because that's a lot of copying from my notebook, and editing, and searching for a beta, so ya, wve swheedin. Enjoy.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012
Stupid things I actually say to my teachers reviews
I don't suggest copying me, because me and my teachers have a special relationship and that's just the way I roll. SWAG!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2012
Iron Man vs The Angry Birds AND SOME NINJAS reviews
Cause that's just the way I roll. SWAG!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Complete