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Joined 01-13-12, id: 820567, Profile Updated: 01-16-13
Author has written 17 stories for Life, Love, Young Adult, Humor, Family, Fantasy, Nature, and School.

Okay, I am Canadian Erect Mountie, or to those of you who know me on FanFiction, Canadian Erect Mountie. To those of you new to me and my style, I'll tell you a bit about myself.

I am a fourteen year old female aspiring author who is so obsessed with Harry Potter I hum Hedwig's theme on the brink of unconsciousness to get to sleep at night. I have a crappy laptop to write on, and I am a member of the National Junior Homor Society at my junior high school. I currently have fanfics that are in the Harry Potter and Hetalia- Axis Powers fandoms. I am an anime nerd.

My best friend is LittleBunnyFooFooMUSTDIE on FanFiction, and my other friends are Arianna (arigatou!) Alicia, Mia, Maiah (even though you're in California right now, I still love you!) Kayla, Kaitlin, Simone, Morgan. There are others, but I cannot write all of them down here.

I am learning Italian from a Rosetta Stone I got for my birthday. My major goal in life is to learn the five romance languages by the age of twenty five and to graduate with my master's degree from Brown University. I enjoy cooking, fishing, reading, writing, camping, and I hate doing homework. Do I sound like a Mary Sue to any of you all? I'm sorry if I do. Trust me, I am anything but perfect.

Well, that's all I can think of. I have two cats named Princess and Rocco, and my sister is a kleptomaniac, so I have a lock on my bedroom door. I play the clarinet in two different bands, one of which is a marching band for all Portuguese summer celebrations. I am Canadian, though this stupid thing says I'm American.

Any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to contact me via PM or review. Thanks!

-CEM.

Goodnight Sebastian by halyc0-n reviews
I had a prompt to write about a character I was familiar. For those of you familiar with Kuroshitsuji AKA Black Butler, I wrote about Sebastian Michaelis. Nobody knows what he does after his long day of working for Ciel Phantomhive. This is just a thought of what he does after the day is done. All characters of Kuro belong to Yana Toboso. Reviews are welcome.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Complete
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Cracks
She waited for some glue, or some excuse, to hold her together a little longer, but nothing came until it was too late. And when he tried to fix what was already dying, the was saddened because her fragmented shards sliced his soul open too. Sad ending.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Published: 2/24 - Complete
Parasite reviews
My emo-ish poetry, with a dark sense of humor. I'm rather self-conscious of posting this as it's very personal, and dark and depressing. I hope you can relate for once you go in there is no escape.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012
The Frozen Rose
One chapter. A small rose is pleased its thorns are so sharp just before the ice age starts and now it dies. Haha, that's pretty much the story right there T for death themes, and one swear. Am I the only one who will find this funny? Just look at my user name. It's bound to amuse you.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Complete
Mellow
ANOTHER poem for school, this time about playing my clarinet...
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Complete
The Art of Art
Another little poem I had to write for school about drawing stuff...contains the required poetic devices, not that crud with an unfinished sentence.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Complete
To Read a good book
Just a little poem I needed to write for school, about reading. XP Contains rhyme and alliteration and couplets and blah blah blah.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Complete
Crumble
Just the calm before the storm, of course. We should stay together until it starts, ok?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Complete
Let it Snow reviews
They lay frozen forever, a beautiful sculpture, petrified. A hauntingly beautiful sight indeed.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
The Big Blue Ceiling
Short story contest. A young boy is released from the dungeon for the very first time in his life. Having never learned anything- his own name, how to speak, what the heck this big blue ceiling is, it;s very confusing for him when he reaches the Castle. A young girl his age approaches him and when she speaks her name he suddenly knows who he is. One chapter. Enjoy.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Complete
Sister reviews
At least we haven't gotten the nerve to hit each other. Hard. Yet.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Complete
Hallelujah reviews
A poem dedicated to the victims and the families of the victims during the Massacre. To be read to the tune of Hallelujah. Rest in peace, dear ones.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Complete
Strange Tales from the House of Jones reviews
Mr. Jebediah Jones has 40 children he adopted, all of various ages, ethnicity, color, shape, size, etc. And they have the strangest names. However, these children are very unique. Whether it's fighting over who gets the last slice of pie, who has the best fashion sense, or who's cutest, the Jones are bound to be a riot. Was it mentioned they all share the same birthday?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012
Spasiba, Comrade
Armin wasn't sure he was hearing right. Isobel was adopted? He did always wonder how two gay fathers managed to have a child and suddenly felt really stupid. But that wasn't the problem at hand- Isobel was kidnapped, and just because she was Russian. Damn commies and their racism. He glanced at the wall. He could go for a coffee about now, and wondered of she felt the same. Stupid.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,674 - Published: 10/27/2012
Upon the yonder Yorkshire hill
Mention of suicide and unrequited love. Takes place in medieval France- think "Les Miserables."
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Complete
To Gape
The ache was too great, I went to the hill, By the memories we made, And of myself, to kill. A girls' boyfriend commits suicide and she can't take it anymore.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Complete
Adam and Steve reviews
A poem supporting gay rights. Is it not God's wish For a man to be happy? And love not to be missed, no mood to be crappy. Jesus himself Said not a word Against all this love Between men, absurd.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Complete
Loop de Loop
Loopy Lue was very smart, except when it came to food, he said to the dog, "I do my part, in a circle in which we intrude." A dog ponders the circle of life as explained poorly by a cat.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Complete