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Joined 01-21-12, id: 822002, Profile Updated: 04-01-17
Author has written 5 stories for Historical, Humor, Love, Young Adult, and Manga.

FICTIONPRESS GOLDEN RULE: Review as you wanna be reviewed.

He who writes what other people want can be a good writer but never an artist -- Juan Carlos Onetti

Be Yourself; everyone else is already taken -- Oscar Wilde

When all else fails, give up and go to the library -- Stephen King

About Me: Imagine an everyday sixteen-year old, as average as you can manage. Romantic, Twihard, loves to read about vampires and werewolves falling for human girls, because that's so romantic! That's my exact opposite, you can stop rolling your eyes now.

Wait, did you just roll them?

I used to have a much bigger, more detailed profile. But people either complained that it was way too long or simply began copying and pasting from it indiscriminately, which is... very infuriating, if not stupid. Seriously, who posts, "Harry Potter is one of the dozens of books I've failed to enjoy" while his/her name is GrangerxPotterforever?

So basically this will stay like that for a while, at least until I find inspiration to post nonsense again. For now, well, it's the way it is.

P.S. Yes, I dislike Twilight. Wanna join the club?

P.P.S. Yes, I dislike Harry Potter. Nothing will be universally liked, people.

P.P.P.S. Yes, I am aware of the secret legion of Pikachus in Russia. Though you weren't supposed to read that.

About What I Like: (Will fill in someday in a far, distant future.)






TV Series:

About Reviews: I like spreading the love. If you review anything of mine, expect to be reviewed back. If you follow/fav also expect to be followed and possibly faved back. Eye for an eye, eh?

P.S. If I haven't returned a review for whatever reason, PM me. I have the attention span of a goldfish.

About my Stories: They mostly came out of a spur-of-a-moment inspiration that somehow grew a mind of its own. Currently have three apparently ongoing stories which I never update, but now I set deadlines hope everything's okay. I try to make my characters as realistic as possible, with exception of the zombie story. Where will you see a seven-foot tall man who feeds only on wood? Not like the socially-awkward loner with a penchant for cooking and secret perversion is any better.

Call of the Angel My main work right now which is ironic because it's gone hiatus. Also the one with the most contrived plot and amount of mindblowing. Action/Comedy/Drama/Sci-Fi/Psychological/Tragedy

Status: Chapter 1 is out!

Progress: I may or may not continue it.

Finding Snowflakes More oriented on the emotions department. Trying my best to make genuinely original characters, though in an intentional cliché manner. How about the classic loner-and-prep pairing? With a few twists? Comedy/Romance/Slice-of-Life/School Life/Drama

Status: Rewriting. Oh my God, why is it so hard to write romance? Must be the aftermath of finishing Twilight.

Progress: Romance is a pain in the ass.

How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse is currently my most... popular? work, and the proof I really need to stop getting high on sugar. Basically about a group of stupid people surviving a zombie plague through the eyes of a 16-year old wacko. Action/Adventure/Comedy/Parody/Slapstick/Sci-Fi/Tragedy

Status: Chapter 9 is out!

Progress: PFFFFT.

TvTropes Page! Because... uh... I should really write instead of make this.

Painting the World Love story. Simple. Wrote it back at... sixth grade? Supposedly as an essay about the migration theory, though somehow it became the story of a somewhat tsundere girl and happy-go-lucky guy, pretty much amateur. But I'm leaving it the way it is just to see how I wrote back then :D Comedy/Romance/Historical/Tragedy

Status: Complete. I mean, it's a one-shot.

Specialities: Usually heavily character based and with an attempt to make them as quirky as possible, because we all like 'em weirdos. Also tend to throw jokes at one time or another, because we all like 'em comedians. Well, most of the time.

Hindrances: WRITER'S BLOCK. It... controls... you... and grammar. Not the horrible grammar-Nazi flame inducing ones, but the subtle ones that can make a sentence snazzy.

About my FP tastes:

I like: Humor, quirky characters, good prose, plot twists, character deaths, cliffhangers, realism, symbolism, metaphors, originality.

I dislike: Twilight, though we already established that. Clichés, bad prose, amateurish writing, self-insertion, most romance, flat characters, unrealistic plot twists, recycled plots, wish-fulfillment, shitty heroines, 1st-person POV, constant POV change, slow pace.

(Speaks the one purposely writing clichés.)

My Reviews: Not overly long unless I really hate or love a story. Harsh at times, happy-go-lucky at others. Usually medium length and listing at least one thing I liked and disliked. If I'm returning a review, same applies even if a review is a 'Plz update!' thingy. Plz Updates are the key to inspiration sometimes.

Anyway, I don't know what to write about anymore, so bye, adios, sayonara, chao, au revoir, hasta la pasta and every other language on Earth and beyond. May you continue to spread love and punish the evil.

Writer's Blockism Is a term used to describe an illness in which an author tends to lose focus on writing and ultimately ends up with their writing career. Some of its causes are procrastination, laziness and excuses to not get onto it, and the most common symptoms are just a worsening of the causes. On more extreme cases, it's irreversible, and thus ends up eliminating the writing mind. Be careful! Try not to be infected with Writer's Blockism! Writing every day and staying in love with what you do is the best abstinence. The next time you say 'nah, I'm too lazy today...' just remember, once it gets you, it's almost impossible to get out!

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Soul Anomaly by cud-b-better reviews
Yuichi Shiro is a foolish, narcissistic, and oblivious teenage boy. After a sudden incident his once ordinary life goes through great changes. How will the optimistic self proclaimed genius handle the life he will lead from now on? As well as handle the new acquaintances and enemies it brings with it. Let the story of action, life, romance and stupidity begin.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 86 - Words: 247,803 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 10/25/2012
I Am A Flyer by KuroKage1717 reviews
He is kidnapped, trained to become something he doesn't want, and forced to fight. But no matter what they say or do, he will be free. Even if it means defying the most terrifying organization on Earth. COMPLETE
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,279 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
It's All Been Done by Three Score and Ten reviews
Hey. My name's Jacob this time around, and I'm Life's favourite problem child. Waking up in someone else's body isn't new to me, but what is worrying is that I don't seem to be vacating the premesis any time soon...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,225 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 3/5/2007
Her Crown of Thorns by V.Ohara reviews
A short psychological memoir of how a girl came to be sitting in the chair across from the head psychologist at a psychiatric hospital. **Warning: Graphic - Involves self-mutilation**
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2015 - Complete
Dear FictionPress Writers by CapriChica reviews
What all of your cliche characters REALLY think about you. Cliches parody.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 3/1/2015
Sonata in F Minor by Aceofcups37 reviews
When Elise is expelled from her New York arts school, she is sentenced to finish her high school years in the hallowed halls of New Haven Prep. When she arrives, she discovers that staying out of trouble is harder than it seems.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,057 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014
Shinigami Twin by kingofe3 reviews
*On permanent hiatus* Tyrin Saki isn't your normal everyday kid… reckless, smart, and cliché at best, he's aiming to be the top Shinigami! You'll go the hardships and challenges of Tyrin Saki and other characters, in this deep action-packed adventure with a few laughs here and there. RXR.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 158,048 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Complete
Notes on the Wind by Key Atlas reviews
Each sliver note/ Glides on the wind/ Until it reaches my ear Dedicated to Lolitroy
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Complete
Nameless by Ronixis reviews
Trapped in a secret facility, people are tortured and experimented on. This is all they have ever known. They have no names, they have no identity. They have no freedom.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,701 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011
Witness! by Umbra in Machina reviews
There's a voice in the back of your head that tells you not to kill people. Larry doesn't have that voice.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete
Cliches y trucos de los fanfics by Anthony Tesla reviews
Solo para disfrutar y reirse un rato
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 215 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
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How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse reviews
Duff became sixteen the day the world ended. Was she sad? Nah! In a zombie apocalypse, you can make graffiti on libraries, set buildings on fire, throw boomerangs at people... in other words, heaven. The only bad thing is the fact that you can't pee in peace...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 2/29/2012
Finding Snowflakes reviews
To Eliott, reality happened somewhere at the edge of his vision. To Carrie, the closer you let people in, the deeper they stabbed. He had no friends; she pretended to have them. He hid behind books while she hid behind a smile. All it took for the balance to tip was a chance meeting on a snowy morning.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 4/16/2013
Painting the World reviews
She lived where the sun didn't reach. She didn't know emotion. She didn't know love. She didn't know colors. Toru did, and he would change everything.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Complete
Call of the Angel (天使の召し) reviews
When it comes to mythology, angels help mankind. When it comes to science, they want to destroy it. Cold, merciless, calculating, they are no longer humans. They're killing machines, experiments gone wrong... or are they?
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2014
The Day of the Dead reviews
What would happen if zombies invaded our world? REVIEWS WILL BE FLAMED BACK.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Complete
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