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Joined 01-21-12, id: 822002, Profile Updated: 12-06-18
Author has written 4 stories for Historical, Humor, Love, and Young Adult.

FICTIONPRESS GOLDEN RULE: Review as you wanna be reviewed.

He who writes what other people want can be a good writer but never an artist -- Juan Carlos Onetti

Be Yourself; everyone else is already taken -- Oscar Wilde

When all else fails, give up and go to the library -- Stephen King

About Me: Going back to this site and seeing all those PMs from people I used to be close with depresses me.

About Reviews: I like spreading the love. If you review anything of mine, expect to be reviewed back. If you follow/fav also expect to be followed and possibly faved back. Eye for an eye, eh?

P.S. If I haven't returned a review for whatever reason, PM me. I have the attention span of a goldfish.

About my Stories: They mostly came out of a spur-of-a-moment inspiration that somehow grew a mind of its own. Currently have three apparently ongoing stories which I never update, but now I set deadlines hope everything's okay. I try to make my characters as realistic as possible, with exception of the zombie story. Where will you see a seven-foot tall man who feeds only on wood? Not like the socially-awkward loner with a penchant for cooking and secret perversion is any better.

Call of the Angel My main work right now which is ironic because it's gone hiatus. Also the one with the most contrived plot and amount of mindblowing. Action/Comedy/Drama/Sci-Fi/Psychological/Tragedy

Status: I'm going to publish this here on my 21st birthday (January 2nd) because it was the reason why I joined this in the first place. Let's see how it goes.

Progress: Soon.

Finding Snowflakes More oriented on the emotions department. Trying my best to make genuinely original characters, though in an intentional cliché manner. How about the classic loner-and-prep pairing? With a few twists? Comedy/Romance/Slice-of-Life/School Life/Drama

Status: Moved to another site because reasons.

Progress: It's only taken me four years to get to the middle hahAHah

How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse is currently my most... popular? work, and the proof I really need to stop getting high on sugar. Basically about a group of stupid people surviving a zombie plague through the eyes of a 16-year old wacko. Action/Adventure/Comedy/Parody/Slapstick/Sci-Fi/Tragedy

Status: Chapter 11 is out!

Progress: PFFFFT.

TvTropes Page! Because... uh... I should really write instead of make this.

Writer's Blockism Is a term used to describe an illness in which an author tends to lose focus on writing and ultimately ends up with their writing career. Some of its causes are procrastination, laziness and excuses to not get onto it, and the most common symptoms are just a worsening of the causes. On more extreme cases, it's irreversible, and thus ends up eliminating the writing mind. Be careful! Try not to be infected with Writer's Blockism! Writing every day and staying in love with what you do is the best abstinence. The next time you say 'nah, I'm too lazy today...' just remember, once it gets you, it's almost impossible to get out!

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I Am A Flyer by KuroKage1717 reviews
He is kidnapped, trained to become something he doesn't want, and forced to fight. But no matter what they say or do, he will be free. Even if it means defying the most terrifying organization on Earth. COMPLETE
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,603 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
It's All Been Done by Three Score and Ten reviews
Hey. My name's Jacob this time around, and I'm Life's favourite problem child. Waking up in someone else's body isn't new to me, but what is worrying is that I don't seem to be vacating the premesis any time soon...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,225 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 3/5/2007
Sonata in F Minor by Aceofcups37 reviews
When Elise is expelled from her New York arts school, she is sentenced to finish her high school years in the hallowed halls of New Haven Prep. When she arrives, she discovers that staying out of trouble is harder than it seems.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,057 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014
Hell's Punishment by kingofe3 reviews
John Evens has an awful life. He's terrible with women, can't get a job, and lives in a city filled with crime. All he wants to do is live a normal life. One day, he accidentally summons the devil, who turns out to be a cute, young girl, and his life is changed forever. Whenever it's good or bad is still to be determined as he's forced to become the devil's husband.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,055 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
Notes on the Wind by Key Atlas reviews
Each sliver note/ Glides on the wind/ Until it reaches my ear Dedicated to Lolitroy
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Complete
Nameless by Ronixis reviews
Trapped in a secret facility, people are tortured and experimented on. This is all they have ever known. They have no names, they have no identity. They have no freedom.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,701 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011
Witness! by Umbra in Machina reviews
There's a voice in the back of your head that tells you not to kill people. Larry doesn't have that voice.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete
Cliches y trucos de los fanfics by Anthony Tesla reviews
Solo para disfrutar y reirse un rato
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Complete
The Day I Stalked Him by Vena Cava reviews
(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 221 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
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How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse reviews
Duff became sixteen the day the world ended. Was she sad? Nah! In a zombie apocalypse, you can make graffiti on libraries, set buildings on fire, throw boomerangs at people... in other words, heaven. The only bad thing is the fact that you can't pee in peace... Reviews Returned!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,906 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/4/2019 - Published: 2/29/2012
Finding Snowflakes reviews
To Eliott, reality happened somewhere at the edge of his vision. To Carrie, the closer you let people in, the deeper they stabbed. He had no friends; she pretended to have them. He hid behind books while she hid behind a smile. All it took for the balance to tip was a chance meeting on a snowy morning.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,288 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/6/2018 - Published: 4/16/2013
Painting the World reviews
She lived where the sun didn't reach. She didn't know emotion. She didn't know love. She didn't know colors. Toru did, and he would change everything.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Complete
The Day of the Dead reviews
What would happen if zombies invaded our world? REVIEWS WILL BE FLAMED BACK.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Complete
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