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Two Years – A Poem for Nichole by Technopeasant reviews

A poem I wrote to commemorate the second anniversary of meeting my first real friend on this website, and my most consistent appreciator. P.S. Anyone else think it is odd that "poetry" is a selectable genre for poem stories? Is fiction a genre for everything else?

Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Complete

Space Rover - Pilot Episode: Undocumented Features - Audio Version by Technopeasant reviews

A free content multimedia project to create a science fiction situation comedy drama in the style of Douglas Adams or Red Dwarf; in this case as an audio production. Discharged from his cushy job as an official transport captain, James heads to Pluto to buy a cheap refurbished spaceship, plus android assistant, ignorant as to what is lurking within the Rover's computer system.

Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Complete

The Choices in Inevitability by Technopeasant reviews

Sometimes the hardest challenge to face is the one wherein there is nothing you can do to prevent the outcome, but you still have to do your best to do the right thing. A narrative response essay I wrote for English 30-1 on a topic all to searingly recent to me at the time: the death of one of this year's calves, and what we were able to do to comfort it on its only day on Earth.

Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Complete

Fear of Infinity In a Finite Existence by Technopeasant reviews

The haunting drive to learn, endeavour and experience an infinite universe within a finite lifespan; or my obsessive streak manifest.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete

Thank You All by Technopeasant reviews

Commemorating my first anniversary as a member and uploader to FictionPress, I give thanks to all who have been a part of the journey and are now an indelible part of my life.

Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Complete

The Outliers by Technopeasant reviews

After almost a decade homeschooled on a remote farm, three brothers are grudgingly integrated back into 'normal life.' Meanwhile, someone else is trying to settle in as well, but instead finds herself drifting away from the median.

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012

Abandoned by Natari Mirumura reviews

A little poem I wrote about being abandoned by the one you love. This poem is both true and from my imagination, but mainly very real. I'm not good at these little summeries, but please read, review, and enjoy.

Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Complete

Good Bye by Natari Mirumura reviews

A little poem I wrote. The title should say it all, so please read and review. I literally just want to kill myself at times and say goodbye to this malice world.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Complete

So Alone by Natari Mirumura reviews

A poem I wrote about how I feel and am feeling. I just want to die at times, because I'm so alone. Please read, review, and enjoy.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Complete

A Cold Fever by Technopeasant reviews

The winter is thawing, but I am frozen inside - there is no food in the cupboard, no money in our wallets. Poverty is chilling.

Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete

Never and Always by TheGirlWonderTheBoyBlunder reviews

Just me. Venting about me. My feelings. Myself. Blank verse. Just what came to me.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete

Scream by Anonymity Is Key reviews

Not poetry by traditional definition. Dark, centered around the definition of death and life. It's about not giving into fate, not giving into eventual realities and denying acceptance. Mild language, but mostly rated for themes.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete

Hatred by Natari Mirumura reviews

Hatred is darkness within your heart, that later becomes your best friend if you allow it. A real poem based on my life, and my sinister heart.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Complete

Despair by Natari Mirumura reviews

Despair is a striking wound to the heart, leaving you hollow and abandoned. A poem written by me, based from my tragic reality of life.

Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Complete

A Rose by Natari Mirumura reviews

What's a rose, or life itself? What's humanity even? A true poem based from the feelings within me.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Complete

A Material Identity by Technopeasant reviews

An insight into the materialist world view, and of a secular rational sense of self and meaning in life.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Complete

Onward to Adulthood by Technopeasant reviews

A few selfish thoughts on growing up, loneliness, survival, kin and the coming century

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Complete

The Businesswoman and a 'Modern' Peasant by Technopeasant reviews

Winding down his life, an old farmer tells his grandchildren of a day that changed both his life and that of one close to him.

Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Complete

A Cattle Story by Technopeasant reviews

A rancher becomes trapped in an impromptu fight with coyotes in order to save a cornered calf.

Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete

Forward Together at Dusk by Technopeasant reviews

A walk through urban twilight between two young lovers, who discuss loneliness, their affection and the handling of difference.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete

Bond of Code by Technopeasant reviews

A pair of isolated loners find and connect to each other through their mutual interest in computer game programming.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Complete

The Callithumpian by Rawiyah reviews

Poem about Internal Conflict.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete

Late Night Ramblings by illishar Ontega reviews

The full title of this poem is Late Night Thoughts After an Introspective Editing Session and Ramblings from the Inspirational Inner Voice. A poem about learning to live, no matter how hard life may seem.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete

Marshmallow by IHopeYourReadyForAKillerRide reviews

A poem about marshmallows that I had to write in my English class

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete

Alice by Cheshire Grin V.2.0 reviews

A doctor in an Asylum finds himself dealing with an interesting new patient. A parody of Lewis Carroll's works.

Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/22/2005

Marshmallow by dream-of-me reviews

it's nothing important...

Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/16/2005

Insanity by dead-crazy2day reviews

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2005

I Care by Funky Munky reviews

I wrote this when I was in a much darker and angrier state of mind, several months ago.

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/5/2005

The Towers of Virgo by Cheshire Grin V.2.0 reviews

A short metaphorical parody of current world events. See if you can pick it!

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2005

Clarity by Cheshire Grin V.2.0 reviews

A short look as paranoia and psychosis. [Dark] Themes of violence and madness.

Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2005

Assignment One by diphenhydramine reviews

"i left a red marshmallow behind"

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2005

History of the World, Parts 18 1/2 through 72 by Enemies of Sanity reviews

The past is FULL of history, and so help us, we're going to screw it up!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 5/2/2002

The Little Engine That by Typo Number 9 reviews

Remember the little engine that could? What about the little engine that couldn't, shouldn't have, didn't, wouldn't, or did and found it was overrated? And let's not forget the little engine that could rub its tummy and pat its head at the same time!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004

If You Give a Squirrel a Marshmallow by Typo Number 9 reviews

What happens when you give a squirrel too many marshmallows? This can't be good...

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004

Marshmallow Glee by kaytothelee reviews

Written about a marshmallow.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2004

The little Armidillo that couldn't by Funky Munky reviews

A joint effort between me and Simon Psyc. He does one chap and I do the next. This way neither of us has to make contact with another human. Over two years old and still being updated! Rated PG-13 for violence and mild language.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 6/1/2001

Insanity of the Stars by Janne Doe reviews

Insanity inspired by the insane.

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2003

Marshmallow Surprise by Raven Maxwell reviews

It has marshmallows in it...

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/8/2002

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Happy Birthday To You reviews

Written for my first online friend EVER! Happy Birthday Alex! Sorry the shape poem messed up. it was originally a smiley face. :

Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Complete

Selonor reviews

When Selonor was nine years old, he woke up on the stairs of Ms.Anne's orphanage with no memory. The only thing he could recall was his name. Now thirteen, he must come face to face with his past, and teh strange powershat come with it. But how can he go on living when he anybody could be one of THEM? Even his best friend Ewan might not be able to be trusted...

Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012

My poem reviews

a little japenese poem I wrote for the heck of it.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - Japanese - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/16/2012

A Poem For You reviews

wrote for technopeasant's birthday. yeah I know I'm late. I wrote this while I was on a major sugar high so bear with me. I know it fails but its the thuoght that couts right?

Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Complete