Author has written 13 stories for Supernatural, Fantasy, General, War, Life, Humor, Play, and Biography.
My name: as far as you need to know it's kennydied
Hobbies: reading, drawing, writing, playing video games, making movies, watching tv, reading manga and watching anime
Favorite TV shows: Supernatural, South Park, most animes,Painkiller Jane, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Scrubs, House M.D., Big Bang Theory, How I met Your Mother
Favorite games: Portal 2, Sonic
Favorite books/ series: Pendragon, Harry Potter, the Chronicles of Vladmir Tod, Artemis Fowl, and other stuff I can't think of right now...
Favorite bands: Bowling For Soup, Flyleaf, Paramore, Meg & Dia, Death Cab for Cutie, Becca, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace...others too this is like the ones I listen to the most.
Favorite movies: Constantine, Zombieland, One Missed Call, Carrie, Avendgers, Total Recall
Creepiest moment I have seen on a tv show: the creepy ginger girl singing in the South Park episode 'Ginger Kids'
Creepiest songs: Human Sacrifice Alice(japanese), Hateful Wonderland(japanese), Ring Around the Rosie Deep Space 2 trailer.
Coolest trailer I have seen for a horror movie: Freddie vs. Jason( I haven't seen this movie)
I'm not a narriacist, I'm God.
You don't need to outrun the bear. You need to outrun the other guy who's being chased by the bear.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
There are two types of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.
Procrastinators unite... tomorrow...
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs.
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!
Dying is just nature's way of saying: "Hey! You're not alive anymore!"
Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
Stupid is just a 5 letter word.
Don't steal, The government hates competition.
We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do no walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone!
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
What goes around gets dizzy and falls over.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? (yes)
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
The other car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
My truck has been in 15 accidents... and hasn't lost one yet!
I'm faster than a speeding ticket!
You can be youthful once, but you can be immature forever!
Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
I is an college student.
A procrastinator's work is never done.
You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps
I love him, O yes I do,
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by.
Silence is Golden, but shouting is fun.
I'm the kind of person who lauqhs at a joke 3 times
When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
We’ve just witnessed a classic case of something called ‘misdirected rage.’ I believe the technical term is ‘being an ass.’
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper,
A wise man once said, 'I don't know, go ask a woman.'
"Remember in elementary school, you were told that incase of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid."
- From Lady Foxfire's 'Better Than A Backward Flushing Toilet'
"Yamamoto coughed. "So, does anyone else want to file sexual harassment charges against their captains?"
Two hands raised- Nanao's and Matsumoto's. Hitsugaya glared at his second. "Put your damned hand down, Matsumoto."
She looked offended. "I'm completely serious!" She turned to the Captain-General, "My captain is constantly looking at my chest, and it's starting to make me feel uncomfortable."
"For god's sake, woman, does it not occur to you that I'm only as tall as your chest? Of course I end up looking at them, they're the first thing I see when I look straight ahead."
"Oh? Then what about-"
"That would stop happening if you stopped hugging me! What is it about the words eye-level that you don't understand?"
Matsumoto relented, but still didn't look pleased. "Well, still."
Hitsugaya buried his face in his hands. "I hate you so much. When I hit puberty, I pray to God I turn out to be gay."
"Oh, taichou, am I really so awful as to turn you off women forever?"
"YES." Hitsugaya hissed. Matsumoto grabbed him and hugged him, subsequently burying his face in her chest with a strangled "Hurk!" noise.
"I'm so glad I've left an influence on you!"
His voice muffled from his face's current location within his vice-captain's cavernous cleavage, Hitsugaya pleaded, "Sir? Petition for a transfer of Lieutenants?"
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