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Author has written 13 stories for Supernatural, Fantasy, General, War, Life, Humor, Play, and Biography.

My name: as far as you need to know it's kennydied

Hobbies: reading, drawing, writing, playing video games, making movies, watching tv, reading manga and watching anime

Favorite TV shows: Supernatural, South Park, most animes,Painkiller Jane, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Scrubs, House M.D., Big Bang Theory, How I met Your Mother

Favorite games: Portal 2, Sonic

Favorite books/ series: Pendragon, Harry Potter, the Chronicles of Vladmir Tod, Artemis Fowl, and other stuff I can't think of right now...

Favorite bands: Bowling For Soup, Flyleaf, Paramore, Meg & Dia, Death Cab for Cutie, Becca, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace...others too this is like the ones I listen to the most.

Favorite movies: Constantine, Zombieland, One Missed Call, Carrie, Avendgers, Total Recall

Creepiest moment I have seen on a tv show: the creepy ginger girl singing in the South Park episode 'Ginger Kids'

Creepiest songs: Human Sacrifice Alice(japanese), Hateful Wonderland(japanese), Ring Around the Rosie Deep Space 2 trailer.

Coolest trailer I have seen for a horror movie: Freddie vs. Jason( I haven't seen this movie)

favorite quotes:

I'm not a narriacist, I'm God.

You don't need to outrun the bear. You need to outrun the other guy who's being chased by the bear.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

There are two types of pedestrians: The quick and the dead.

Procrastinators unite... tomorrow...

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs.

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

Dying is just nature's way of saying: "Hey! You're not alive anymore!"

Anyone who says "As easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Stupid is just a 5 letter word.

Don't steal, The government hates competition.

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do no walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone!

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.

What goes around gets dizzy and falls over.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? (yes)

Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

The other car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.

My truck has been in 15 accidents... and hasn't lost one yet!

I'm faster than a speeding ticket!

You can be youthful once, but you can be immature forever!

Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.

I is an college student.

A procrastinator's work is never done.

You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

Consciousness- that annoying time between naps

I love him, O yes I do,
He's for me, not for you,
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face!

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by.

Silence is Golden, but shouting is fun.

I'm the kind of person who lauqhs at a joke 3 times
once when it's said
once when it's explained to me
once five minutes later when i finally get it

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

We’ve just witnessed a classic case of something called ‘misdirected rage.’ I believe the technical term is ‘being an ass.’

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper,
and I get how Rock can beat Scissors,
but there's no way Paper can beat Rock.
Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile?
Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?
Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly
suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody.
A rock would tear that up in about 2 seconds.
When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper
I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say,
'Oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you'"

A wise man once said, 'I don't know, go ask a woman.'

"Remember in elementary school, you were told that incase of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid."
--Jack Sparrow

- From Lady Foxfire's 'Better Than A Backward Flushing Toilet'

"Yamamoto coughed. "So, does anyone else want to file sexual harassment charges against their captains?"

Two hands raised- Nanao's and Matsumoto's. Hitsugaya glared at his second. "Put your damned hand down, Matsumoto."

She looked offended. "I'm completely serious!" She turned to the Captain-General, "My captain is constantly looking at my chest, and it's starting to make me feel uncomfortable."

"For god's sake, woman, does it not occur to you that I'm only as tall as your chest? Of course I end up looking at them, they're the first thing I see when I look straight ahead."

"Oh? Then what about-"

"That would stop happening if you stopped hugging me! What is it about the words eye-level that you don't understand?"

Matsumoto relented, but still didn't look pleased. "Well, still."

Hitsugaya buried his face in his hands. "I hate you so much. When I hit puberty, I pray to God I turn out to be gay."

"Oh, taichou, am I really so awful as to turn you off women forever?"

"YES." Hitsugaya hissed. Matsumoto grabbed him and hugged him, subsequently burying his face in her chest with a strangled "Hurk!" noise.

"I'm so glad I've left an influence on you!"

His voice muffled from his face's current location within his vice-captain's cavernous cleavage, Hitsugaya pleaded, "Sir? Petition for a transfer of Lieutenants?"

"Denied, Hitsugaya-taichou."

"Damn it."

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Horror 101 by Shadowmark reviews
You've seen it. I've seen it. Jeez, we've all seen them. Horror movies. Yes, the things we watch on television. They're supposed to make us scared. Yes, you know that the blonde that goes outside isn't coming back. Let's poke fun at them!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/1/2012
AMMA by JHeartbreak reviews
A young man grows up in complete isolation, the product of a scientific experiment. Taken from his chamber, he is forced to live with a strange family, including a son around his age. Now that he's been introduced into real society, deprived of the only life he knew, can he possibly adjust? Slash. Incomplete, discontinued.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013
A Roommate's Love by The Dragonrose reviews
SLASH: Tristan Cole, A 17yr old sadistic manipulative playboy with an obsession. Ronny Jacobs a 16yr old angsty nerd who's trying to survive high school...due to certain events they do something neither of them thought was possible...falling in love. Switch POV's
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,721 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 3/28/2011
I Feel You, Man by Nish the Anglerfish reviews
Not knowing you're intuitive and empathic can be a dangerous thing. It almost cost Micah his life. Now, he's back from make-shift rehab and going to college. But, even though he's more aware, he's less willing to leave his dorm. Will his roommate be enough to convince him that people aren't monsters or will he go into isolation? Slash, mentions of drugs and self-harm, language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,079 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012
The Curse of Ezekiel Mantavio: Friends and Enemies by Booklooker reviews
This is the first installment of an action packed series. Friendships are formed then destroyed in many ways. It's a mixture of all genres. A teenager goes through more than average ups and downs. Because of his existence, people will die and great wars will be fought. If he fails, the world will be destroyed. Ezekiel Mantavio is the Great Hero. What does that mean for him? REVIEW
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 42,524 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012
Le Mansion by Firestorm Nauralagos reviews
How much insanity can one mansion contain before it explodes? Follow the story of a group of friends as they create chaos, play really loud music, make things blow up, and have more fun than is legal ... oh, CRAP! Is that a police car?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2012
Inverted Aiming by WonderfullyWanderingAlone reviews
Dive into the relations of Jhev and Gary, an Angel and a Demon. Go through the challenges they face being lovers, and the people set out to stop them. YAOI. This is Yaoi. If you do not like, please don't read. Written by two people.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,438 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012
Pure Heart by Firestorm Nauralagos reviews
In a world where magic has been drained, the people are willing to go any distance to stay safe from the last Magician's wrath. One reluctant man has the power to restore the days of safety and happiness, but he'll need some convincing ... On hiatus.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012
Hellish Love by Tenshi no Yami reviews
Ashita made his choice but the demon he made it with gives him a chance to return to his old life. Every time his demon asks if he wishes to go home, the boy merely shakes his head. Slash. COMPLETE
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 148,137 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Complete
Accpetance by MystereDuLune reviews
It's hard being the twin brother of the girl dating the most popular guy in school. To make matters worse, he's gay and gets bullied. Yaoi M/M [hiatus]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012
Blood, Sweat and Moronic Teachers! by Ram Attra reviews
Hi, I'm Raiden Hale and my teacher wants to kill me. Welcome to boarding school. Fun ensues as the gang try to escape... but will everyone make it out alive?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012
I'm a Lil' Ghostie by TheSilverMirror reviews
Sung to the tune of "I'm a little teapot", which I think quite a few people should know. This is creepy, really creepy. Don't read this if you're easily freaked out.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
The Chess Set by Firestorm Nauralagos reviews
A bullied girl owns a magic chess set ... which she can use for murder.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
Sultan's Desires by C.Taylor.S reviews
Anubis bowed to his Sultan and raised his eyes under his short hair. "Yes, my Sultan?" he whispered with a longing tone. Amenhotep smiled wickedly. "Come, pet. We'll be retiring for the night." YAOI-GAY
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Complete
Drabble of Life Poetry by C.Taylor.S reviews
I never found a place where I could post poems I wrote, so I decided to post here : Hope you like. R&R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012
A bad dream by embrylover462
yet another poem
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Complete
His Slave by JTime reviews
In a time and place where it's an honor to be chosen as a love slave, Trent Barton feels anything but lucky as the intricate gold shackle is secured around his neck. The battle begins as the prince attempts to tame his defiant slave, but Trent appears
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,646 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Deadliest Catch by Ryette reviews
Slash. My way with guns got me out of an FBI cubicle and landed me a job as an assassin. Killing people is what pays for my apartment, which I doubt my boyfriend would stay in if he knew what I did for a living. Some things are best kept secret, right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,019 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010
Alone? by Dallas Alexis
Am I Crazy?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
It's A Crazy World by een nihc reviews
The world is going crazy and so am I.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Crazy or Insane by Bink-A-Dot reviews
Are we crazy or am i insane
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2004
Spin by Abigail Smith reviews
Personification of the sadist within. Ring around the rosie is a creepy song...
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2003
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Love & Demons reviews
Two demon lovers trapped in the bodies of a slacker and a class president. Can things work out for them? Warning: contains: shounen ai and yaoi also swearing but that doesn't count.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 3/20/2012
Positively Mad reviews
Rewritting a masterpiece isn't as easy as it sounds, especialy when your characters complain about your writting. Rated T for swearing, and drug references, and probably some other stuff too.
Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012
King reviews
Ethan Blackwell is just an ordinary kid, well, besides be the King of the supernatural realm, and running a sancutary for supernatural but we'll get back to that later. For now, he has to deal with angels, demons, bullies, and homicadal nuns. All while keeping their identies a secret. Rule number one: don't get caught. Rated T for chaous and swearing.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012
Black Book Word Dump
This is basicly a collection of poems I found in an old journal I had. I typed them up all nice and pretty, so feel free to comment if you like. Most of them sorta suck though. Each verse is written in haiku style. ( Not all of the poems though cuz I was lazy and didn't feel like counting.) I might add more later. You can also send some that you've wrote and I'll add them.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Published: 10/13/2012
Reality or Fantasy reviews
A mental pacient who has slept for over a hundred years only to wake up in an unfimilar future. Shounen ai and yoai if I can do it right. If you don't like shounenai or yaoi well then, DON'T READ IT,MORONS! T for swearing and stuff
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012
Mad As A Hatter reviews
Prince Gabriel must chose a slave. He picks a boy who seems to be absolutly mad! Could there be more to this boy than there seems? Warning: shounen ai if you don't like it, I don't care Also, some swearing but that hardly counts.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012
The Obsessed Moron Society Diaries reviews, I guess, about school, my friends, manga, and of course the joint fanfiction account known as... dun, dun, dun! TheObsessedMoronSociety! Warning: Swearing!
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012
I might be insane, I can't really tell. But HE is either trying to make me insane or help me. I don't really know/care.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012
Fading Light reviews
What would happen if our light went out and humanity ended? Rated T for the fact that I have the world ending
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
Last Thoughts
The last thoughts of a dying warrior from any time or place
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
Drowning Boy
A ghost who drags people under, could there be more to this then there seems? Twist ending ; Rated K for death
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Complete
Lights & Angels reviews
Chris is just your regular mental patient, until he is rescued by a strange boy with an even stranger secret. Shounen ai. You have been warned; I have a very dirty mind.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012
Hell's Blood
Alice is your regular human, until she becomes the maid to a vampire's manor. Shounen Ai. Don't like it. Too bad.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Published: 1/31/2012