Schwan
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Joined 01-29-12, id: 823512, Profile Updated: 07-31-13
Author has written 8 stories for Sci-Fi, Action, Young Adult, Historical, Life, and Fantasy.

(Pronounced: sh-wan)

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Feel free to use any of the ideas below! I'd love to see other stories like them!


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Welcome to the First Legion of Jelly Crabs

Please wait while the Jelly Crab Senate convenes

Your fate has been decided

Prepare to Jellied


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Florence and the Machine- The Angel and the Machine

I am Schwan, the Emotional Breakdown Kid.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.


"We crash English trucks on Fridays!"

This has been a message from ETCA. (English Truck Crashing Association)


Here's a little prompt for anyone who wants to try it out. If you decide to, please PM me! I'd love to see anyone who can come up with a full story for this!

She walks.

As she walks, her armor clanks against itself, gauntlet against gauntlet, boot against boot. Her visored helmet rests on her hip, no longer sitting upon her head. The visor arcs up into a crown, a golden title that means so much, yet so little.

Her long, white braid flows in the wind, length at her waist. Her piercing golden eyes dart back and forth, always aware of her environment. She has her right hand on the silver hilt of her golden sword, now sheathed and no longer glowing. Her other hands is raised high, acknowledging the multitude around her.

She walks, caught in the crowd around her.

The people reach for her, touching her golden skin, her tattooed face, her free braid, symbolizing what they want, what she is fighting for. She is their hope, the face of a light in the darkness engulfing the land. She is their freedom, their happiness and joy. She is no longer their princess, not yet their queen. She is their champion. She is unbreakable.

She walks, caught in her sins.

She is but a sixteen-year-old girl, not fit to rule, yet forced to do so for the sake of those around her. She is but a sixteen-year-old girl not as free with innocence as those around her believe. She is but a sixteen-year-old girl who has shed blood, killed, murdered. Her armor, sword, and skin may be clean, but her mind is still stained with the red of the first man. Deep inside, desires rest in her heart, and though she represses them, they still whisper to her.

She walks, caught in a web.

She is no politician. She is no warrior. She is only a doll, dressed up in armor and given the front of a noble woman. In a strange way, she fears not for her life, but for the life of those around her. She fears for them because of her incompetence, her failures and her weaknesses. Despite what the men and women and children around her believe, she is broken. She is not strong. She is shattered. Her foe has ensured this, even if she does not realize it yet.

She walks, caught in the darkness.

As the shadows consume the land, she too is consumed. This land is her heart and home, the place of her birth, the place likely to be her death. This is the place where she was given the Sword and given the throne, chosen by fate to lead her kingdom. This is the place where she has raised the banner of her blood time after time, raising her sword in flashes of light and blood. The monster she hides roars through her veins only more as the darkness grows. A power she cannot control, a weak will that cannot repress what lives inside. The land only beholds her dark secret, reflecting the spirit of its sole protector.

And so she walks, her fate to be decided.


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This has been a word of widom from the Preator of the First Legion of Jelly Crabs

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OC's Needed! Apocalypse by Shouta Izukai reviews
School for training kids that have Genesis to survive apocalypse. OC's needed! Summary and submission form inside.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,788 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 9/8/2012
OC's Needed! Superheroes by Shouta Izukai reviews
Yes, another one, I know. Blame the plot bunnies. I will try to update as soon as I can, and I already have the basic plot in mind as well, so it depends on my time availability. This time, heroes try and save the world in the Age of the Tainted. Better summary (& submission form) inside. T for cursing, blood, and violence.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,301 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/30/2012
Advent Destiny Origins: A Saint's Crossing by AdventDestiny-GAMMA reviews
This is the follow up to A Saint Walks into a Bar. Joan of Arc has to ride on a ferry, and with the aid of a noble Skinwalker, do battle with an ancient Native America demon.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
The Thief Lord by Draconis X reviews
A young man with the traits of gambling, stealing, and the cunning of a wolf leads an adventure of a lifetime as he embarks on a journey to face his destiny with the help of friends, allies, &... family to become his father's son. Please read/review!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012
Singer by Tah the Trickster reviews
She was a dyke, a headbanger, a pariah. I was perfectly straight, in the chorus, part of the 'in crowd.' We did NOT speak to one another. Ever. ...Stupid science fair. Femslash, yuri, F/F. Finished as of 12/17/09. Book and eBook versions now available!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 159,459 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
Pandemia by lesseninglessons reviews
Everyone is in Pandemia. It's better than sex, drugs, art, videogames or the internet. And meanwhile, in the real world, the Pandemic is spreading.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010
Fantasy Parodies by Lccorp2 reviews
Fantasy parodies, mocking anything and everything about the genre. You want to read these. You just know you want to.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,794 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006
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Dragon of the Heartlands reviews
In the continent of Sarrow there lie four Holy Weapons. The dragon spirits within them choose four wielders for every generation from each of the four Regions. But lately, a dark energy has been growing within the Heartlands, the only region the dragons did not create millenia ago. Now, four teens must come together to save the continent of Sarrow and its inhabitants.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013
The Phoenix Lineage reviews
Sixteen years ago, the Royal Phoenix Family was wiped out by the Ice Queen's forces, and now the empire of Thalean slowly freezes over as her tyrannical reigns continues. But unknown to her, one baby boy survived. Now Jonathan must accept his destiny as the Phoenix Prince, and take down the Ice Queen once and for all. With the help of a few friends...SYOC!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2013
The Dust Bowl
Set from the POV of a girl in New Mexico, follow her as she struggles through the dusty decade known as the "Dirty Thirties." It's just a little project I had to write for Social Studies.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Complete
The Last Angel
Because you can still hear his voice, Saying he just might…
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2013
The Prime Univerm reviews
"So all in all, there are really three versions of the Universe,one is just short of Heaven,one is ruled by an evil chick you like to call the Dark Queen,and the other is just your average Smallsville. Not to mention, this 'prophecy' is supposed to tell of us who's going to save us from this 'Dark Queen.' " At the time,Jack had no idea how much the next words would change his life.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012
Titania: The Fairy Queen reviews
In a future dystophian world split into Fractions,survival is all.War consumes the world as the Fractions fight for dominance over the Earth. Aerin wakes up in citizen area in Russia Martial. The only thing she remembers is her name and four voices claiming, "It will protect you!" She know she is different because of her combat and magic expertise. Follow her as she finds her path.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012
Surviving the Impact: Escaping the South Tower reviews
Suddenly, I hear a boy yell, "Holy crap!" The teachers all turn to him, disapproving looks on their faces. "Mister-" but he never gets to finish his sentence. And I turn to see the dark shadow of the plane heading straight towards us.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Complete
Friday the 13th reviews
13-year-old Haley hates school. He's smart, but he can never show this through pencil and paper. He has no friends, which makes him despise it even more. But what Haley doesn't realize is that ever since Friday 13th, he and his classmates have been trapped in a paradox, and they are about to join in a deadly game where the school is the board and the students are the pieces...
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2012