Based Jam
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Joined 02-12-12, id: 825805, Profile Updated: 08-21-13
Author has written 4 stories for Politics, Friendship, Essay, and Humor.

My biggest literary inspirations are Balzac and Jeff Weiss I like rap music and the Beatles and I'm a cook my favorite drugs are in this order LSD, MDMA(Molly ecstasy), Shrooms, Weed, and Alcohol

More to come though BAM.

I'mma win the Nobel prize in literature one day (prolly not though) so you should read my stuff.

Lil B the based god is the best

How To Prevent Prejudgment of Your Story by The Old Sam Garrett reviews
Just another one of my essays, though this is more of a writing guide than anything. It's about how to start a story without running into overdone or unwanted elements.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
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YO THIS IS NEWS
This is like a bunch of like news stories and stuff but fake though. Super derivative of the onion.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Published: 8/25/2013
What can YOLO do for you?
In this (amazing) essay I give a passionate defense of the word YOLO.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Complete
the clique aint clicking anymore
bruh my crew like divorced mormons
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Complete
rules is boring and war is bad reviews
That Lil B brrrangadang
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Complete