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The Story You Shouldn't Know by Bingo reviews
REMOVED. Sorry. We had a good run!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/13/2022 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
Rory Harper's Guide to Mating by Spleentectonics reviews
Slash. When Werewolves like me and you—okay, not you—reach a certain age, the hormones start a ragin'. Kinda like humans, 'cept when we get that special feeling in our pants, our choices become limited to mate or eat someone. And not in the good way.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 167,147 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 6/1/2020 - Published: 12/8/2009
Incubus by Rhapsodie reviews
Cole Irving is your typical jock: a big, dumb bully that pushes losers into lockers...and lusts after his teammates. Perry is a playboy with a reputation. Figure it out yourself. Slash [REVISED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,195 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 5/22/2011
Chroma by Alora The Sleepy reviews
Oh, yes. Nate Rochester was someone you could fall in love with at first sight. I might have, had he not ruined the moment with, "There's a difference between people-watching and stalking, you know." Inspired by Something Corporate's 'Konstantine'. /REMOVED/
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
You'll Remember Me by Sable Queenie reviews
Sequel to In His Arms She Fell. Almost 2 years, another woman and 6,000 miles haven't been enough to keep Keith from remembering the skinny, brown-eyed girl he met in Mississippi. On the other side of the world, Lila sees Keith every day in the little girl he knows nothing about. Their story continues as life continues to teach them more about redemption, love...and hope. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 291,563 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Complete
The Benefits of Being Friends by thenifoundfivedollars reviews
It wasn't complicated, our arrangement. We had sex. Fantastic sex. But there I went, making things difficult, falling for the guy who stayed up with me long after his roommate had gone to sleep. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,370 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Complete
So Much to Learn by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Complete After a rather hideous break up with her boyfriend due to her inability to 'put out', Talia bullies her brother's best friend into teaching her the complexities of a 'full' relationship. Turns out uni courses have nothing on life lessons! **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 9,369 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Private Lives, Public Property by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 3,387 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
The Barricade by Sundown reviews
Hell, if she can get away with feigning genuine happiness then damn it, so can I: the Best Man... [Homosexual content]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,503 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Complete
Hiring a Hooligan by Deena reviews
Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,036 - Reviews: 2359 - Favs: 3,537 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Game Over by Aphrael reviews
Life becomes a lot more complicated for Shane McMurray after he accidentally agrees to be a player in a very real and dangerous game. And there isn't any easy way out of it, either. slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 71,993 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 7/31/2004
How to Not Screw Up a Story in General by Cam is for Camera reviews
We can all agree that no one is a perfect writer, but that doesn't mean we can't improve. In this "list" of some sort, I will guide you in the ways of both Original Fiction and Fanfiction, and show how both can improve for the better.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,057 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012
Heart Lotion SPF 20 by Vena Cava reviews
The moment Honey Smith sets foot in South Merritt Academy, she unknowingly becomes the target of an unspoken challenge, setting into motion a self-fulfilling prophecy that will forever change the lives of South Merritt’s Elite Five.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,124 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008
Room 475 by dancin-in-the-rain reviews
"We don't really have a healthy relationship, Jonah. We met in a Psych ward." I sighed and pulled his arm tighter around me. "I know, Becks." He paused, and I looked up at him. "You're dying, and I tried to die. It's really... kind of perfect."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Unavoidable Boundaries by Kris Quin reviews
Noel's been running all his life. He finds solace from his heinous past in the hesitant hands of Vance Barker, and their developing relationship is anything but conventional. But with all the risk involved, some boundaries just aren't meant to be tested. Teacher/student. Boy on boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,394 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
Old, Unrevised Version of The Corsair's Crown by IceraMyst reviews
This version of The Corsair's Crown is being revised into a new file. Please feel free to use these chapters for reference or to read while you are waiting for new content. This version will no longer be updated.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,507 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Complete
In His Arms She Fell by Sable Queenie reviews
She's an 18 year old girl with dreams too big for her small town. He's a jaded NASDAQ executive who has everything but dreams of nothing. When their paths cross by chance they come to discover that both life & love are anything but what they imagine. COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 341,935 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
All the Maybes and Ifs by Clavel reviews
Iris is used to fading into the background of her family and she never imagined that being nice to a little girl at a party would bring her to Sebastian Danvers's attention. He's rich, older and used to getting what he wants. And Iris wont be an exception
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,015 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
Us Against The World by WoodpeckerWho reviews
He was never going to be Prince Charming - he wasn't handsome, muscular or actually good looking to most. He was geeky, wore glasses, told bad jokes and was honestly a bit of an ass. But he listened, cared and was there when no one else was. As a result, I found myself falling for him. So what was the problem? He was my teacher. A teacher / student romance.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,106 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011
Psycho by For midnights with you reviews
Liam is a pyromaniac. Trapped in his Society's social boundaries, his new psychologist helps him to understand life, love, and the insanity that makes everything all worth while.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,063 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011
Help! My Stalker is a Lethal Assassin by thebrownie reviews
Blue Morris is not your normal teenager. For one, she's killed more boys than she's kissed. Then there's the fact that she's also a trained assassin on a mission to kidnap the son of the most dangerous man on the planet...No one said high school was going to be easy, especially not for this socially incompetent killer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,181 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012
You're Never Gonna Fit In Much Kid by myharlequinromance321 reviews
Primrose Robin is...special. Her parents are sickeningly "cute," she is a high school Junior in Texas, and she is an awkward, cynical, and sarcastic virgin.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012
Unrequited by laurenashley02 reviews
I know his wife, his children. I know that he likes apples in his pancakes and peanut butter on his toast. I don't know where he was born or where he grew up. I don't know him. All the same, what I feel for him goes far beyond adolescent admiration.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,918 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009
Five Tasks of the Riverside by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
"I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. We don't want to do anything perverted with your underpants, on the contrary, they'd be revered." Some Saturday nights are more interesting than others... One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
Seth and the Queen Bee by Rhapsodie reviews
When you are this popular, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your significant other closest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,167 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011
Suicide Hotline by Life-of-Rogue reviews
"My name is Jekka, and I work at a Suicide Hotline. No seriously. I'm on my way to becoming a therapist and in doing this I must put in some community service hours. So voila! Suicide Hotline free service from me. No problem right? Then I got this call.."
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011
A Year Full of Days by seventhswan reviews
Being cautious is one of the only things Nate is well and truly good at, but the new guy at work calling him 'sweetheart' makes him want to do something stupid. M/M Slash. Sequel-ish to Side Effects.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,744 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
A Case Study on the Behavior of the Male Species by Cassie Francesca Corday reviews
Wrestling naked, punching holes in the wall, and comparing who's best-endowed are some of the activities boys do in sleepovers. Or do they? Find out in this short story about three handsome teenagers at a sleepover.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
The Side Effects of Forgetting by seventhswan reviews
Kellan can't remember how he's supposed to act, but he thinks it probably doesn't involve making friends with the lunatic girl-next-door and letting his best friend put his hand down his pants. M/M Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,395 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Quinntessential by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. Elliot's pretty sure his temperamental flat mate, Quinn, has a problem with him. But since he likes to call himself a pacifist, he'd rather watch MythBusters than find out why.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 3157 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 5/10/2008
Back and Forth by xxCcXx reviews
..."Right now, I'm not asking you to tell me that you love me, I'm not asking you out on a date, don't think ahead, think for the now. I'm just asking you to close your eyes," he whispered to me as he leaned closer and closer until I closed my eyes..
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,091 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 3/21/2010
Leave Out All the Rest by Keira Eve MacDonnell reviews
Grant & Emerson experience an amazing week together until Grant's friends show up. After blowing her off, he realizes the mistake he's made, but she's gone. What happens when she shows up at his school? Will he be able to win her back or will someone else
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,073 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 3/25/2010
A Little Bit of Something by Master of the Chimps reviews
Her boyfriend joined the army, then she learned he cheated on her, so its only natural that he gets amnesia and can’t even remember her name but depends on her for everything, right? Can she learn to forgive him or is it the end for them?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,268 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Won't cry for you by DestructiveEntity reviews
You have a perfect idea of the person you want to be with. Then, you meet the complete opposite. MXM SLASH
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 86,409 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 4/25/2008
Crescent Lane by amomentintime3 reviews
Margaret Hollyburn is perfect but Blake Anders is a perfect mess. So why are they best friends? And why can they never be anything more? Story has mature but not graphic themes. All but the first chapter of this story has been removed as it's currently being edited for formal publication.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Of Coffee and People by svonnah-la-fay reviews
3 ex-college students (the feminist, the optimist, the pessimist) with an emotionally needy and pregnant new friend (the prep) move to NY to open a coffee shop, help their friend through her pregnancy and raise her child themselves. Pricelessly hilarious.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 76,037 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 3/17/2005
Anthems for a Seventeen Year Old Girl by Margot Tenenbaum reviews
I hadn't always been like this. The sloppy kisses in the dirty backseats of some boy's car, the drugs, the booze. But after Edwin died, a rabbit hole opened up. So I plugged my nose and jumped in head first.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,078 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/3/2008
To Love a Loser by the milk bottle reviews
SLASH. It's all a matter of who loses the most.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,034 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008
French Kisses by Jerk-me-around reviews
It's the typical story. The best friend runs in, steals the girl, and leaves the jerk at the altar. Just like the movies, huh? The only problem for Derek Fisher, and his best friend Eleanor French, is that I'm not your average jerk. I want my woman back.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
The Art of Movie Making by TuneOut reviews
He was the new star of Hollywood. She was the industry veteran. They were the duo that burned so bright that when they burst, it was like a perfect Oscar movie.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,134 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
A Muse Bouche Or How Marshall Got his Muse Back by Beautiful Midnight reviews
Meet Marshall. He's a writer with a weird sense of humor and a habit of being dumped. Will he get back on the horse, or sit in his apartment with his cat and a quart of Ben and Jerry's? Tune in to find out.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,397 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008
Starcross'd by Nameless Rose reviews
In 1920's New York, pleasure is life. But after a fated meeting, can an illicit romance between two men survive the whirlwind of parties, deception and lies that surround their wealthy families? Set in the 'Roaring Twenties.' Slash. M/M.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
The Design of Pseudo Attraction by Lyssa O reviews
So this preppy girl’s desperately in love with the bad boy who’s totally crushing on his best friend who is actually in love with her brother’s athletic best friend who is lusting after his nerdy tutor but really, I just want to graduate. Skow Challenge.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Allison Wonderland by DianaChristine reviews
Welcome to the teenage wonderland: everything from rebellion to self-destruction to, worst of all, love. Fifteen-year-old Allison Moss doesn't stand a chance. Or does she?
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,726 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
I'll call you freak, you'll call me delusional by Chokinghazard reviews
He was the guy no one could really label. She was just another prep. And they weren't even obsessed with each other. Yet.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,526 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/24/2005
Chocolate Covered BoxerBriefs by Sunshine Bear reviews
Jayden woke up gay one day, literally, and decided that he would make everyone's lives a living hell. Cause he is a giver like that. A story that beats all of those cliche slash stories up. Slash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,352 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Like a Rhino, Engaged for the Very First Time by Emedea reviews
You know when you see a rhinoceros, or whatever running around in the wild, you find it sort of breathtaking because the animal is beautiful and powerful." My eyebrows go way up at that. He just compared me to a rhino. While proposing. Oh. My. God.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
How To Save A Life by Margot Tenenbaum reviews
This is about growing up and breaking down. This is about falling for the wrong person at the right time. This is about giving up and holding on. This is about a boy, a girl, and why it isn't that simple.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,496 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 6/7/2007
Cold Turkey by Zebbie reviews
If there were groups for this, I know exactly what I’d say. “My name is Thom Oliver, and I’m addicted. It’s been six months, 3 days, 14 hours since my last one night stand. Please keep Evan Llewellyn away from me. I think I’m going to rape him.” Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,219 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
The Love Doctor by candii-apple reviews
One plus one equals two. Yellow plus blue equals green. Two crazy in love best friends equals the cutest couple ever. But one surly Mr. I-don't-believe-in-happy-endings, plus one slightly insane Little Miss Matchmaker? Not even Newton can find an answer.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Greg the Vampire by Aggy Bird reviews
Sequelish to FrankInLove: Greg, Dracula's dark, menacing, socially retarded eldest son, finally finds romance. That is, after he gets over his intimacy issues, adopts a dragon, and helps save a monster orphanage. MM, WIP, other acronyms.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,761 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007
Blood On Our Sneakers by A Perfect Sonnet reviews
Jacklyn likes rebellion, world domination and sadomasochism. Triumphing in every type of combat —from thumb wrestling to social revolution— she's about to find herself involved in the first war she didn't start. Now what was the Latin word for Renegade?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,574 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 9/11/2004
Eighteen by xanthofile reviews
Slash. We can't always have our first choice, because if we could, Mom wouldn't be the one in his arms on my eighteenth birthday. One Shot. REPOST
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
The Matchmaker by StormDancer reviews
It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 137,441 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Complete
Beating the Game by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
Patrick Morrison had it good. He was socially invisible, ignored by the Neanderthals around him, and on the fast track to MIT. Then he made the mistake of getting involved in Marielle Pason's social games. But to Patrick, the only way out is to win.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2006
Better Than Burroughs by Stillill reviews
*COMPLETE* Burroughs said it best, “Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.” This is how Callum led his life until he met Marina. Maybe pleasure can be something more than relief.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,118 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Judas by pixy-dizzy reviews
Sing you songs of heat and dirt/Not words of superficial sweet/This world’s no place for naivety/And sex on the beach gets sand in your pants/So fuck the man, I’d rather hold your/Sweaty trembling hand/Kiss me, Judas, you’ll be my end.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
I Only Date Nerds by unlikely.story reviews
I have rules when it comes to who I'll date, and he wants me to break every single one.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,651 - Reviews: 962 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007
With Intent by Zebbie reviews
Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,713 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Love Notes by The Cat Died Nobly reviews
To her, the class was possibly the dullest thing she could ever do. That is, until the day she found a little note written on her desk from a boy the period before her...and things got a little more interesting. Short, cute oneshot; NOW WITH A FOLLOW UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
Horror Movies by Enigmatic Night reviews
She hated watching horror movies. It made her clingy and completely un.her.like, kind of. So maybe she was a wuss all the time, but no one knew this more so than he. OneShot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
When Jocks Retaliate by Slideshow reviews
When being blonde, good looking and a jock isn't enough, you bring out the big guns. Swear words, wildly made assumptions and petty revenge seemed like a good alternative. And who knows, maybe you'll get your girlfriend back once all of this is over.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,638 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 2/13/2006
Decision Time, Peanut by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
Oneshot "Of course I'm crying," I said frankly, "I've been crying for months. In fact I've pretty much been crying ever since my boyfriend said 'oh and this is my brother Mac' and I thought I was having a heart attack."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,647 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Don't Think About The Game by Wesley Kelly reviews
You know the Game, the one you're not supposed to think about. Well, Avalon and Moseph decide to make it a little more interesting with a wager, until it gets out of their control. Cheerleaders, jocks, punks... everyone wants in on their new version.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,479 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Does This Make You Uncomfortable? by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
The Nayslayre's Infamous Carnival by d'Neronique reviews
FINISHED. Inspired, David decides to host a suicide show in his basement. Things get weirder than he expects. [slash]
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,520 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
His Mistress by Maroon reviews
He was the most powerful and feared man in the country. He used his power to kill whoever he wished with or without reason. He showed no mercy. Me? I'm just the woman who fell in love with him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,136 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Rocks Fixated on the Sun by soundtrack to screwups reviews
This story isn’t about some dumb screwed up relationship. It’s the trepidation walking into the unknown and wanting to feel something you’ve only ever been able to imagine. It’s the magic. … as much as you don’t believe that now.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007
Letters to Maine by xanthofile reviews
[slash] Age sixteen seems young for fierce love, but we have that, and have for a while. We made plans for the summer. Too bad our families had plans of their own, never thinking to consult with us first. Now we just have letters to Maine. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Technicoloured Something by Zebbie reviews
An architecture project finds wheelchair bound Matt paired with Abel Moser and he's determined he won't become that perfect souvenir for the bohemian student out to experience it all and make the world a better place along the way. MxM. Slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,528 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Eulogies and Post It Notes Can Change the World! by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
Hoodie by C.A. McMichael reviews
Shawn is a good kid. He doesn't have a single infraction on his record until one day when he picks a fight with the football captain over a girl. The brawl lands him in detention where he meets three new emo friends. And together, they reek havoc in town.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,872 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006
Unrequited by Sally Can Wait reviews
[my second oneshot] So I was going to the prom with a guy I had a crush on for three years. Perfect, right? Nothing could go wrong. But then his best [girl] friend in the universe asks him. Dr. Phil, where are you when I need you?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Complete
Five Moderately Easy Steps to Having a Life by write-this-down reviews
[Slash] Liam mostly keeps to himself and spends his time painting, until one day a neighbor shows up with his mail. After that, it's only a matter of time until Liam finally gets the hang of actually having a life. OneShot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Bookstore by Imaginary Parachute reviews
[ONESHOT] It was one of the gestures and awkwardly innocent conversations that comes straight out of a disarmingly heartfelt movie. I was just an innocent bystander who saw their tentative dance around each other's shyness. It was pretty hard hitting.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
FrankInLove by Aggy Bird reviews
A modern day romance between monsters. Well, sort of. Slash, MM.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
Out of Luck by d'Neronique reviews
[slash] No one wants something more than if they can’t have it. That’s why I believe the best way to get guys is to pretend you’re straight – and you had better believe it works like a charm.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,254 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Hypothetically Speaking by Lyssa O reviews
Hypothetically speaking, I know this guy and this girl who are crazy about each other. [one shot]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Legend of Emeralds by sporkess reviews
Lord Philip was a Duke's son, and David was the richest young man in Oxford. David's got secrets he's trying to hide, and Philip has a penchant for emeralds. MM SLASH.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,167 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
WMSmoker seeks Seclusion by PirateGrrl reviews
Slash Clyde doesn't discriminate; he hates everyone equally.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,582 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/12/2006 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Complete
Anarchy In The UK by Margot Tenenbaum reviews
You can’t sit there and tell me you aren’t going through the same thing I am. Love, I woke up this morning and I missed you. I missed you and it felt like the entire day, I was preparing myself to get ready for a funeral. [COMPLETE]
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,317 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Complete
Gray Matter by d'Neronique reviews
Leon recognizes all too well the predictability of the world. Yet when the outside world becomes as illogical as his inside world, Leon displaces himself out of the realm of comfort, reason and legality to find reality. MM Done.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,292 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
Memories Worth Protecting by Shampoo Suicide reviews
I've recently become aware of the fact that I no longer hate the number nine.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Something to Talk About by Rykaine reviews
[SLASH] Darryl's the hottest topic of conversationnot necessarily in a good way Matt doesn't think it's fair. A secret admirer motif with the cubicle working environment as its backdrop.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,306 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
The Night Anna's Husband Told Her About Beauty by King Patch reviews
Short Story. Two people, true beauty, and a murder.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/8/2003
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