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Author has written 26 stories for Life, Romance, Biography, Love, Family, General, and Song.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

“Letting go doesn't mean that you don't care about someone anymore. It's just realizing that the only person you really have control over is yourself.”

- Deborah Reber

( Updated every Sunday, if you have suggestions, please pm me)


Hi, my pen name used to be wensdays just so you know(yes it's spelled wrong). I'm of the female species.

I am the girl who sits in the back of the class. The type of person people looks at, but never really see. The person who has been classified as smart, but isn't really that smart at all. If you looked at me, you could see right through me. I guess I just sorta disappear in plain sight.

I write a lot of stores in this little blue notebook and start a lot of stories on word, but I doubt many will make it here. Some don't even make it to paper. Or the webbernet.

I Know I'm not an amazing writer. I'm just average, at, like, everything. But I really want to get better at writing. There are stories in my head and I'm trying to find out how to write them. So please, read them and tell me what you think. Because, if there is one thing I want to be above average at, to give my all, it's this.


Life Rules, Sayings and Guidelines

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

What doesn't kill you... usually succeeds in the second attempt.

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you all think all the same way.

It's Band GEEK, not Band NERD. If you are going to try to insult me, at least do it right!

Don't look at me in that tone!

WARNING! Do NOT walk in my footsteps. I run into walls...and off the occasional cliff...

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

Why spell it out to you, if I can scream it in your face?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged?

Your mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, then it's gone.

The past is just the future with the lights on.

"Secret Admirers" are just stalkers with stationary.

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Away from Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.


Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!


15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

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Before You Love Me by Squirm reviews
Rayna sends her best friend Jace on a blind date. She probably should have mentioned that the date was with a boy. ONESHOT.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Complete
my dillemma by let's.go.with.the.wind reviews
Cody has been Dave's best friend his whole life and it's just sickening to suddenly fall for him...Cody will be disgusted, right?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Maybe by LieQueen reviews
About me, and this guy.(one-shot for now)
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Complete
Ten Minutes Under the Staircase by traillbits reviews
Even the most social and interactive want a little solitude and seclusion. This is just a little story of what one girl does during her break's at class, and just wanting a nice place to read a new book.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Complete
Wishes by Digger Elysia reviews
Everybody has wishes. Her wish was for him to notice her.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Complete
Virtually in Love by Minkaos reviews
Right before summer break, Joanne installs a new game on her phone. She never knew how much fun it could be to 'date' someone. Even if that someone happened to be a video game character! One-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Complete
Flower Shop Girl by notyou15 reviews
He walks into her life on a cheery Saturday morning, and she falls in love with him instantly. Time goes on, they get to know each other, and she just falls even harder. But some things aren't meant to be, and he never sees her as anything more than the flower shop girl./ A tale involving handsome boys, shy girls, blue roses and unrequieted love./
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,064 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Complete
Collide by i.anachronism reviews
And like two universes colliding, they were destined to destroy each other.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Complete
Never Lose Sleep by musicgirl94 reviews
Chances are I'll never get that far. Chances are I'm never where you are. People say that fate is all it takes. I guess fate don't care about my mistakes. You never lose sleep over me, but I spend my nights dreaming of you.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Complete
My Heart by Lily Etolia reviews
Just a short little song I wrote! :)
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Complete
Stalling by Mighty-As-A-Sword reviews
Short poem of secretly hurting.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Complete
Antigravity by choked-on-pepsi reviews
It wasn't love at first sight, but the minute the eyes of an outgoing Sara landed on a shy Colin, she knew she was a goner. What she didn't know was that in the minutes, hours and days to follow, he would become the reason her life would play out in more vibrant colors than before.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Complete
When Somebody Loved Me by RookieWriter reviews
When somebody loved me, everything was beautiful... So goes Sarah McLachlan's song. Not only does it apply to toys whose owners have grown up, I thought it also was fitting for those once close friends who have drifted apart. This story is about that.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Complete
Five Tasks of the Riverside by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
"I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. We don't want to do anything perverted with your underpants, on the contrary, they'd be revered." Some Saturday nights are more interesting than others... One Shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,082 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
Rigatoni by Cherry Pez reviews
"I'll stop calling him Christmas when he stops calling me Rigatoni!" Christopher Ricci will regret the day he spread nasty rumors about Toni de Luca.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
A Funny Thing Happend by A.Tell.Tale.Heart reviews
A funny thing happened to me on my to the Library today. I saw this guy. Someone I guess you could say I knew, not really. He was beautiful. I know guys aren't supposed to be, but he was.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Complete
Something Else by CoutureChick13 reviews
ONESHOT "Life's not set in stone." She says, musingly, raising and dropping a shoulder delicately. "I mean, one day we could be together." "Or," she says, laughing, "I could just grow the hell up. Again, nothing's set in stone."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Complete
Predict the Future by LuvLife113 reviews
"Can I please start planning your wedding!" "NO!" Who'd have thought how different the reaction to that question would be in the short period of time from eighth grade to our senior year of college...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
Unstoppable by theKnobblyKneedWriter reviews
ONESHOT. She's the kind of girl who will kick you in the groin for suggesting you're attracted to her. Luckily for her, he's not the kind of guy who lets that stop him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Complete
Unidentified Royal by QueenMilaAshdown reviews
Our country has an odd tradition. The Royal Heir lives among the people unidentified until their eighteenth birthday, when they come out before the whole nation. This time, the Heir is my age.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
Girls, Boys, and Other Enigmas by Miss Haps reviews
ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
He Fell On My Guitar by DumbledoreManiac5637281 reviews
What would you do if you see the guy you've been crushing on shirtless and holding up the remains of your precious guitar? You would hit the guy or drool all over him, right? That's you. Me, on the other hand, would faint. And that's just what happened.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
Princess to my Prince by Everlasting Dreams reviews
It hurts to love somebody who loves another. Sometimes, you can't always be the princess to your prince. Eva always knew Victor would never love her, but she hoped. Maybe, just maybe, he would.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
Falling for the Strange by Pinkamoo reviews
"I've knocked on every house in town, one lady shouted at me and some lecherous old guy tried to invite me in – but I'm finally here and we need to talk." "To what do I owe the pleasure – or displeasure, as 'we need to talk' never really ends well."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Nine Years by BlameMyMuses reviews
I don't know why I'm standing in the middle of an old high school football field, freezing my ass off.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Complete
Cat and Mouse by SweetSarah2 reviews
ONESHOT-I can't believe I'm getting blackmailed to ask the scariest boy in school on a date. At least he's gorgeous. Part of me is even excited to ask him out. But that part? Yeah, about two percent. The other ninety eight percent? Pure terror...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
Of Idiots and Spontaneity by quinn-oliver reviews
Making the decision to, how should I say… spontaneously attack the shy and unsuspecting Alexander Flynn with my lips at the park was not exactly the most well thought out plan for it seems that I have now mentally ‘damaged’ him. Time to run away. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
Satanic Reindeer by Pinkamoo reviews
Gazing over at Ely, I look at his creation; he’s drawing a realistic, younger version of Mrs Clause that’s kind of reminiscent of Heidi Montag. I look down at my chest, frowning. “Don’t worry, yours are shapely,” Mat whispers in my ear.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
So Gay by aquamarine'91 reviews
Guy with tight purple jeans – total gay. His friend with the most sexier voice – total straight. When why in hell I’m attracted to gay? I have nothing against them but since I’m straight, I’d like my future boyfriend also to be straight. R&R please :P
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
Whipped by a Kiss by jellybeancurd reviews
Ethan Blake took orders from no one. But apparently, my kisses have a taming effect on him. one-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
Little Love by Kuyeng13 reviews
Donovan is tall, dark, and handsome. Smart, nice and athletic. Every girl's dream really. Except mine. Not that I don't like him. But his somewhat short, quiet, quirky, step-brother Evan? Yea. Him, I like. A lot. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Happiness for a lonely Twin by aerielfuture reviews
Amy was my perfect little twin sister and she got the guy in the end. Yet I still can't get over the fact that here I am hoping for what can never happen. Then he had to step on the ledge and made me forget about them both. REVISED comments please .
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
My Safe Haven by monkeybar ohmaniac reviews
Bam. Another dodgeball hit the back of my head. I didn't even turn around to see Patrick Weeney playing innocent on the other side of the court. Instead, I burrowed my face into my best friend's chest. "You're a horrible safe haven." June Flash Me prompt!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Boys Don't Wear Pink by Anything.But.Perfection reviews
ONESHOT Boys don’t wear pink. It's just... not normal. Unless they're gay. So why did gay-pink-wearing Edward just kissed me?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Invisible by Counting Luv Toxic Stars reviews
you only have eyes for her. she doesn't have eyes for you. i've got those eyes for you. kinda inspired by taylor swift's song, invisible. no dialogue. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
Mr Imperfect by Lacey's Words reviews
She fell for Dave, he asked out her best mate. And well, Alex, was just there to wipe away her tears. Now David wants her and, for once, she doesn't want the cliché ending. ONESHOT Unedited
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
For The Win by Pinkamoo reviews
“I will when you tell me the truth,” he demands angry, grabbing my other wrist and initiating a tug of war with me. I pull my arms, trying to rip my wrists from his grasp, and then he pulls them back. “Just give up you’re not going to win this time.”
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Complete
The Unexpected Benefits of Bowling by jeepers09 reviews
I'm mad, and I'm getting out my aggression by throwing a heavy ball at ten stubborn pins. But it's not the bowling that makes me feel better - it's the pin boy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Complete
All It Took by imakrackenfromthesea reviews
Oneshot. "I thought telling you how I felt would help you with your surgery!" He exclaimed exasperatedly. "You retard, I'm not dying!" She retorted, annoyed. "Well I thought you were." He shrugged.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Third Car's the Charm by Aurora Corona reviews
He stole her parking space. She retaliated by pelting his million-dollar Porsche with ninety-nine cents' worth of eggs. Apparently it turned him on, because the next thing she knew, he asked her out. ONESHOT
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Free Coffee by paraNormal reviews
I think you should marry me." "Why...?" "Because then I could get all the free coffee I wanted." For the Ridiculously Happy OneShots Contest.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Keep Your Coat On by Pinkamoo reviews
“You're spying on me.” He says, once more with that flat, no-nonsense tone. I blink up at him and go to laugh off the accusation when he holds up a hand. “You were, behind that tree right there. Why?” for the RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY ONESHOTS CONTEST
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
In the Eyes of a Really Bad Stalker by rabidrabbitrunningamok reviews
I stalk him, so what? i'm not planning on sexually harassing him or anything, he's just interesting to watch. what i didn't expect was to find out that he stalks me too. One-shot
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
My Interesting Hospital Visit by TaylorForrealz reviews
Poor Taylor has a crazy spaz moment with musical chairs and the next day goes to the hospital to see what's wrong. She not only has to deal with the annoying pain in her head but also the annoying guy she has to share a room with. Read and Review please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
When a Jock likes you by jellybeancurd reviews
Isaac’s practically marked you. You’re his property now! So cute!” “Mark? As in…like…vampires!” Well…maybe I read a tad too many fantasy stories. Sue me.“NO! You’re wearing his letterman jacket! And what’s printed behind? His name?" Silence. “I give up. A
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Time by Tetelestai reviews
They met at the age of four. He looked at her with a frown, dark eyes narrowing. “Your hair is stupid like that,” he loftily informed her, flicking one of her pigtails disdainfully. “Yeah, well you're shorter than me... shorter than a girl," she retorted.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Hidden In Plain Sight by A11isonWonder1and reviews
Part of the Princess Collection. Sarah sees a tabloid photo that makes her think her brother's boyfriend may be cheating on him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Of Twins and Fantasized Strangulations by Microsuede Mouse reviews
Oh my god, I could throttle my twin brother. My best friend’s been crushing on him for years, and he only JUST TOLD ME that he’s been crushing on her... For longer? Now I have to set them up. Full summary inside. R and R, please!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
The Dating Pool by Alice Heist reviews
SKoW challenge! Quinne gets asked out by Mr. Hottie McHottHott, and finds out he's not the fishie for her. Other quirks involve: menstruation, white dresses, outside flirtation, and a terrible movie.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Simplicity Always Leads to Drama by jennycraig10 reviews
I wanted simplicity. But then I fell in love, confessed out of nowhere, and walked away. Guess being simple doesn't mean you can't have drama. Oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Black Slurpees by TheOrangeSharpie reviews
ONE SHOT! If you ever find yourself held up at work because of some idiot from New Mexico demanding a black slurpee, do NOT spill out your innermost secrets to him.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
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Give In
For the girl who gave her boyfriend the ultimatum and lost it. For the girl who wants her ex to stop begging for forgiveness. Please Read and Review.
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Complete
Just let it Go
You're great and fantastic / but you're just made of plastic / and it drives me to insanity to see things you'll never see/ just let it go
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Complete
In The Center of it All
A song about me feeling like I am about to explode. please R and R
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Complete
For One Moment reviews
They didn't have to be anything. You wouldn't have known them if you passed them in the halls or on your way to work. Because for one moment they were there. And that was all. I'm thinking about making this longer please read and tell me what you think
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Complete
Spinning
a song I wrote because sometimes I just can't keep up with the world
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Complete
The girl with purple hair reviews
Just read. Please
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Complete
Bus Rides
The thoughts of one girl on her way to school about the boy she likes and the boy she wishes she liked. T for slight language,very little language.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Complete
Right Out reviews
Think of what we used to be Best friends, sisters maybe Left me to find something better/ /Well did you, did you find it /Try to tear me down /Dig my heart right out
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Complete
Romeo and Juliet
We weren't Romeo and Juliet. Where did I go wrong? Where did we go wrong?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Complete
could only reviews
I keep writing my heart out In a notebook no one will ever read Emotions spilling out on the pages No one ever sees
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
The Red Rose
The red rose is but a curse For everything it touches, it hurts
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Complete
Today was no Different reviews
Maybe, she thought, some roads just lead to no where
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Complete
I know you hate me reviews
I know you will probably never read this.I shouldn't have lied. I'm sorry I did.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
Too little Too less reviews
About a child in the middle of parents who have favorites.Really great please rate and review and remember
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Complete
W
A relation ship described by w.Better than the summary
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Complete
Made in the Movies reviews
Cinderella's glass slipper must of hurt a lot and Goldilocks was just a bit off.Please read and reveiw,better then the summary
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Complete
Brave reviews
She wished she was still brave
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete
Fade reviews
She would always fade.He would always glow.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Complete
Truth reviews
What is truth? T cause I'm paranoid
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Complete
What Happened? reviews
All the fairy tales told me I'd get the guy. That guy. They lied.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Complete
The Tie reviews
refer to the tittle
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Complete
blank page reviews
just read it
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
Friday Night Rants reviews
Few things are harder than trying to spend a Friday night at a library with a boy you love and a boy you hate. Especially if they turn out to be the same guy.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
lightning reviews
my life wasn't easy but I wouldn't trade it for anything
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
You reviews
So sometimes it's okay if no one notices us, because then they can't hurt us. Right?Please read and reveiw
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
She is me reviews
I speak no words,yet you listen volumes
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete