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Joined 02-18-12, id: 826822, Profile Updated: 03-10-12
Hey! I'm Alex Fictional characters I'm in love with: Dimitri Belikov, Damon Salvatore, Jasper Hale, and Gale Hawthorne. Hobbies:Read and write Books:The Vampire Academy, Twilight, The Vampire Diaries, Harry Potter, and The Hunger Games Random things that I say at random times:peanut butter, i like fried chicken, cream cheese, weird is good strange is bad, and i like it like that! You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Life was so simple when boys had cooties Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what someone would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me? Put this in your profile if you know a person or two who needs to get squished by a bus... or Tyler Crowley's van Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity. Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken... I'm not a complete idiot... Several parts are missing! Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! Liberal tagline: friends don't let friends make up their own mind. People have one thing in common, they're all different.
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Saving from Monkeys by Jessie L. Star - AKA star123 reviews
I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Dear Moron by Batman is exotic reviews
Guys aren't even supposed to have Diaries. It's against everything that makes them manly. So imagine Mera's shock when she finds the bad-boy of the school's diary. Of course she'll want something in return. "Be my friend." I ordered.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,970 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010
All Along by KNE reviews
Neely Donovan isn’t interested in the whole popularity ordeal considering that her twin brother was one of the hottest guys that attended their school. But falling for the most popular guyand her bro's best friend was the last thing on her mind.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 211,055 - Reviews: 4836 - Favs: 3,700 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/20/2004
Dense is to You, as Male is to Boy by lulu.lemon reviews
I had best friend Reece, semi-jackass Liam, sweet Landon, equally sweet Kara, and high on life Max. I’d be with Landon, who I’m not even sure I like. And help Reece get his girl, who he keeps anonymous. Not like best friends ever fall in love or anything.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,798 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010
Right Here In My Arms FINISHED by EndlessDark66 reviews
An ordinary 17 year old girl, Raina Johnson, is infatuated. Infatuated with a rather myterious bad boy, Travis Thompson, who just so happens to be a Goth. So what happens when Trent Anderson Travis's friend finds out and...FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,780 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Not Quite Off the Hook by lulu.lemon reviews
Senior Year: Feelings that still exist, new characters in the picture, built up anger and sarcasm, drama, love...not so much love. Sandra gone... or is she? Who knew one hook up could cause so much drama? SEQUEL TO HOOKED ON HIM! -Will re-write soon!-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 190,508 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
None Other Than by Mac Vicchrilli reviews
You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,387 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Hooked on Him by lulu.lemon reviews
Moved to a new town to live with my Dad. Went to a party. Got a tad bit drunk. Hooked up with some guy, only to find out that my Dad happens to be his football coach and he just happens to practically live at my house...Problem? Yes. -Will re-write soon!-
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,922 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
At the End of the Day by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,870 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
Smooth Move by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,225 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Fateful Friday by DancingChaChaFruit reviews
Complete. It's not that I was a bad person. Actually, I was quite a good person. I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Not my fault. And then he walked in. Oh, sweet irony.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,752 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Addicted to You by anonymous reality reviews
Sienna is the new girl. The new girl hopelessly in love with the hottest boy imaginable. The problem: he's a scene kid and he and his friends are only interested in her because she's the starring player in their ultimate getback scheme.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,408 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Complete