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Joined 02-22-12, id: 827494, Profile Updated: 06-29-13
Author has written 6 stories for Humor, Life, Sci-Fi, and School.

Hey. Ash here.

I'm alive. Or I may be a zombie. The rest is up to you to fill in the blanks with your own jibjab.

Which Doctor Am I?


[ ]You think you’re better than other species (more specifically; humans)
[ ]You’ve run away from home
[ ]You have been bullied
[x]You are frequently sarcastic
[x]You have brown eyes
[x]You occasionally wear a cape
[x]You wear reading glasses
[ ]People say you’re very wise
Total: 4

[ ] Justice and righteousness are important to you
[ ]You are ruthless
[ ]You like playing the recorder
[x]You consider yourself a genius
[x]Your pockets hold EVERYTHING
[x]You like hats
[ ]Your eyes change color
[x]You can be a bit childish
Total: 4

[x]You love science
[ ]You want peace between everyone
[ ]You are a master of aikido
[x]You love playing with gadgets
[x]You tend to be optimistic
[x]You occasionally perform magic tricks
[x]You also love vintage cars
[x]You can be somewhat bitter
Total: 6

[x]You wear long scarves. Very long scarves
[x]Yo-yos are fun to play with
[x]You occasionally wear floppy hats
[ ]Would you like a jelly baby?
[x]Your personality is very different from others
[ ]Your pockets are dimensionally transcendental
[ ]People say you’re charming
[ ]You can tell if you can trust someone or not right away
Total: 4

[ ]You wear “brainy specs” to look clever, when need be
[ ]You can be a bit venerable
[x]You prefer thinking and problem solving over physical activity
[ ]You hate violence
[x]You like celery
[x]You tend to panic when under pressure
[ ]Rosemary makes you sneeze
[ ]You will openly express your hopes and fears to your companions(friends)
Total: 3

[x]You can be compassionate, but hardly anybody but your friends see this side
[x]You also can be very arrogant
[x]And melodramatic
[x]You decided to become a vegetarian, but have abandoned that practice
[x]You love poetry
[x]You are very fond of cats
[x]You have problems with directions
[ ]You are very determined to do what is right
Total: 7

[x]People don’t really trust you
[ ]You tend to act like a fool to hide your intellect
[x]You have a very dark side, though
[ ]You like chess
[ ]You would rather use words to resolve problems instead of violence
[x]You use umbrellas to accomplish tasks other than keeping the rain off of you
[ ]You are very eccentric
[ ]You like manipulating people
Total: 3

[ ]You love and respect all life
[ ]You are very romantic
[x]You often have panic attacks
[ ]You don’t understand the idea of gloating
[x]You have a habit of repeating someones name when trying to make a point
[x]Or when excited
[ ]You have smoked
[ ]You are very afraid of heights
Total: 3

[x]You like wearing leather jackets
[x]You can be very emotional
[x]Although, you can hide your sorrow with manic behavior and wit
[ ]You can be ruthless
[x]You cuss frequently
[x]You tend to say “fantastic” a lot
[x]You like bananas
[x]You can be violent
Total: 7

[x]You are a happy person
[x]You are also enthusiastic, especially at inappropriate times
[ ]You feel very lonely
[x]You are a fan of Harry Potter
[ ]You are a very forgiving person
[x]You prefer rock music
[x]You think that life is beautiful
Total: 6

[x]You don’t care if people think you’re eccentric
[x]You can be very childlike
[x]Fezzes are cool
[ ]You have a very good memory
[x]You talk with your hands
[x]You tend to ramble a lot
[ ]You would rather face situations alone, rather than put your friends at risk
[ ]You have green eyes
Total: 5

Mix of Six and Nine. Fantastic!

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Out of the Blue by Marten Voss reviews
A collection of short stories and poetry. There's a sad sort of feeling that comes when you realize you've spent 8 years of your life trying to reach the end of the alphabet...
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,513 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/20/2011
Roboy by Maethor ned Thann reviews
(subject: artificial life) A programmer in her prime is delivered a singular humanoid robot. Unable to unlock the secrets of its code, she has an amateur act as a fresh pair of eyes. The result is nothing like what either had expected.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013
One Person by Sue-Drae reviews
This is a poem I wrote based on a dream I had and a story I've become familiar with over the past years. It's a true story about a man who committed suicide by jumping off of the Golden Gate Bridge. In the note found in his home, he wrote, "I am walking to the bridge today. If one person smiles at me, I will not jump." This is how it played out in my dream, told in the man's POV.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Complete
The Troll by RandiRose reviews
Meet two different people - a boy and a girl - who who both fall under the same category: the troll. Get a brief glimpse into the nature of two trolls and their thoughts about each other.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Complete
The Collective by RandiRose reviews
He made the mistake of agreeing to watch Star Trek with her...
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Complete
Help! A Ninja Stole My Plot and Other Nano Related Mishaps by The Moving Pen reviews
Come join Mary Riley as she battles the best (or worst, depending on your opinion) plot devices of NaNoWriMo – ninjas, zombies, random explosions, plot holes, plot bunnies and startling dream sequences. It's all here folks, for your reading pleasure.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Complete
I Hate Valentines Day by UnwrittenLanguage reviews
I wrote this on Valentines day and meant to submit it earlier but i'm lazy. So here it goes.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Complete
Invisible Binds by TheSilverMirror reviews
My first attempt at a lyrical poem. It's supposed to be about freedom, letting go of fears, and singing your heart out. It's also intended to have a bit of a motivational, what-the-heck-are-you-doing-just-sitting-in-your-chair kind of message to it.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012
This by Nobody Knows the Darkness reviews
i dont know what "this" is but its something horrible
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Complete
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An Ode to Procrastination reviews
My inner conflict when avoiding my homework.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Complete
Watching, Waiting in the Wings
What do an aspiring author, forced by a mysterious gang to be suddenly transported to the past, a huge, glowing watch, a sarcastic librarian with an axe to grind, and a little black rabbit have in common? Well, it could be said that each figures prominently in an off-the wall story of mad science and a dash of romance, but in actuality, next-to-nothing. Please read and review!
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Published: 12/13/2012
Think Again reviews
Think you know me? Think again.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Complete
From Roommate to Roommate: Confessions of a WriMo reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin :) All of these things really did happen! R&R.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Complete
Today is a Good Day for Regicide! reviews
Sometimes you just want to WHACK somebody. Plus because of a teeeeny bit of language.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
WTFery reviews
Exactly what the title says. Perfectly K, though.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Complete