Author has written 16 stories for Action, Romance, General, Fantasy, Humor, Supernatural, General, and Humor.
Random shizz bout me that I doubt anybody (save for a stalker of some kind) gives a flying fuck about:
Name: RT is how to pronounce it, I think. Yes, I'm not even sure how to pronounce my own name...
Likes: Food, sleep, sugar, reading, music, internet, rain, lightning, storms in general, my beanbag (its red and has dog ears and a dog nose and eyes and I instantly thought of Clifford when I saw it), night, dusk, the dark in general, climbing random shizz, doing stupid stunts, being an idiot
Dislikes: School, work, seafood, piano, my sister (usually), french class
Personality: Lazy-ass mofo who has an extremely low attention span and gets distracted way too easily (just realized that those two are practically the same thing...). Curses like a drunk pissed off sailor on a regular basis and gets into a shit ton of trouble because of the non-existent filter between my brain and mouth. I'm ridiculously accident prone and have tripped, crashed into, broken way too many things to count while doing absolutely nothing. Completely unable to study for anything, the one time I did, I ended up going almost temporary blind with these weird stars or something fuzzing my vision and giving me a fucking horrible headache. I practically put the 'pro' in procrastination/procrastinate/procrastinator. Oh and I'm a nyctophiliac! YAY there's a word for my love of darkness!
Traitor: A one-shot that was my first posting here. Really, really bad, but up as comparison and weird kind of sentimental stuff that I'm not that sure of.
Flattery or Bribery?: One-shot, completely unrealistic but a fun quick write.
Should Have Been Mine: One-shot, written for a contest thingy on another site I've only recently begun to attempt to use along with FP among others.
Loading: 55 words or less short story written in the perspective of a loading bar. Loading bars have feelings too.
The Angel and the Devil: This was a homework assignment for English (that my teacher has yet to mention again...) that was a response to the question: "How does ambition and power affect individuals?". So yup.
Trapped: 55 words or less short story written for a contest on another site. I liked my submission and now it's here :)
Hey Me: Got a prompt from another site (ReadWave). It was to write a letter to your thirteen year old self.
Mind of a Dark Angel: Short poem thing that is slightly dark. A random *zap* when having the dreaded writer's block.
Poems N' Stuff: Collection of poems, most of which I wrote in my creative writing class and had to submit during a poetry project. It includes Welcome One, Welcome All if you saw it before.
Delayed Glossophobia: A presentation poem I had to write and read out loud to my creative writing class. Problem? (I can't see/hear/say that word without thinking of the troll meme) I hate public speaking... Enjoy my misery.
Kidnapped, Again: My first legitimate story that has an actual plan and everything. I still don't believe I actually finally committed to something for a long period of time. IT IS COMPLETE
Hybrid: My first ever NaNoWriMo story! Was painstaking to write but I achieved my goal of 30,000 words and am now finishing it up with editing though it will probably take awhile. COMPLETE!
Why Me?: The mafia, Italian jerks, jealous snobs, skateboarding delinquents, the ever present baddie and quite a bit of cursing in both Italian and English. Updating will not be as regular, so um, hang tight? It will be finished eventually, that I promise on my love for the internet and food.
Other Sites To Find Me:
Novel Joy: http://www.noveljoy.com/userInfo?wid=495
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