I wanted my sophomore year of college to go as smoothly as possible. Too bad Asher Ives showed up and ruined it. Maybe it's my fault for drinking with the marching band, but blaming Asher is much easier. My reason for hating him is simple: I made the mistake of kissing him.

Sadie Baker is your average nerdy 15-year-old girl, with a different sense of humor. Jesse Williams is your average 17-year-old boy, who tends to take life a little too seriously. What happens when these two meet? Things get interesting, to say the least.

Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.

RE-POSTED. After vowing to never date another frat guy, he's trying to bend her new rule. Only because she'd so stupidly, under the influence of cheap punch and an extremely stressful Thursday, confessed that he might just be the most adorable guy on campus. Complete.

Three cardinal rules when seeking revenge on your infuriatingly hot ex-boyfriend for whom you still harbor ambiguous feelings: break all the rules, carpe the diem, and don't ever go near his goldfish.

For some reason, the instant Ben and Olivia meet, they hate one another. Every time they're in the same room, all they seem to do is fight and trade insults. But according to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, hot hate is twin brother to hot love.

It wasn't complicated, our arrangement. We had sex. Fantastic sex. But there I went, making things difficult, falling for the guy who stayed up with me long after his roommate had gone to sleep. Oneshot.

Life was complicated enough. Her job required a clearance, several passports, and lying to her boyfriend. When she gets mixed up with the CIA's fifth Most Wanted, she has to go undercover with her partner as his fiancée. It doesn't help that he's overprotective, that they have to sleep in the same bed, or that he manages to get into that little compartment behind her heart. [FIN]

She used to tell him how she loved the idea that there was a big wide world out there, with deserts and mountains and oceans and rainforests and rolling hills and seven billion people she had never met before. Her name was Sahara, for God's sake, like she was meant to span across countries and continents and live some great big adventure. [ONESHOT]

The first time I had kicked in the womb it had been when Max, a baby himself, had placed his hand against my mother's stomach. It had been the first, but certainly not the last, time I'd kicked him, and now suddenly he wasn't interested in a fight? Weird. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

It's not easy to pretend you're in love for the sake of teenagers and housewives across the country but top footballer Lucas Goodspeed and shy, romantic Isobel Saunders soon discover that convincing themselves that they're not in love might be even harder. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

I had known Elliot Sinclair since I was 10 and never felt any compulsion to get naked with him. What could possibly have happened last night to change that? I prodded my sozzled mind for an answer, but none was forthcoming. **Removed and now available on Amazon and Smashwords!**

He'd always been there. A reminder that she'd become a cliché. The brother's best friend. The one with whom she'd always done the "I-want-you-but-I-can't-have-you" dance. They came close, but it was always 'almost' with them; they only ever stepped sideways. Until they couldn't anymore.- "There's nothing you could teach me." He smiled at her words."Because I haven't tried."

Her sister is getting married to her ex, her brother's sexual escapades are making headlines, her mother is going crazy, and her father's not speaking to any of them. But perhaps strangest of all, her coworker and archrival has offered to be her date for the wedding. Because bringing home a fake boyfriend always works out... right? NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON.

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

(one-shot) A story about compulsive staring, lousy advice, boring classes, silly drawings and lots of nicknames. And food. How could I forget about that? "Are you friendzoning him?" "Of course not." "Then you are making him friendzone you. And that's sad, Liv. It's like cockblocking yourself. Why would you do that?"

As if teenagers' lives weren't hard enough, now they have to save the world as well? How can Natalie deal with that, doing her homework and catching Liam's attention without going crazy? With the help of a best friend, a little luck and Lady Wonder.

Alabama Jackson is about to go away to college, so letting go of childhood friends wasn't on the top of her to-do list; however, neither was getting abandoned at the Shop-Rite by those same friends with her Forever Crush, who may or may not think she's a trouble magnet. *One Shot* (May be reincarnated as a full-length story at some future date... no promises)

You ever want something so bad, that if you don't get it, you feel like you'll break into a million pieces? A (ridiculously long) OneShot.

Winning a tub of Red Vines was hardly worth the time Sarah Dolvette was putting into this project. But if it meant finally beating out the arrogant Adam Malone, then game on. Oneshot.

It was a myth that a leprechaun leaves a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. My granddad left a message for me to find this pot of gold, so I went to unearth the damn money and instead found the greatest gift God has ever made: a naked Irish man in a pond. And baby, he was definitely at the end of the rainbow. One-shot.

ADoR Secret Santa for the lovely Juliet :) Kenzie and Dalton have been best friends forever and more than friends once... in elementary school. Now, Kenzie can't get over it and somethings NEEDS to change. If only falling in love with your best friend was as easy as playing Tag.

"Please, just get me out of this damn catsuit!" Matt slowly pulled the down the zipper, stopping just above my hips. "Um, Iz" He stuttered. "You don-you don't have anything—" It was then that I remembered I was only in my bra and underwear. OneShot.

ONE SHOT. He's funny. I'm funny. You'd think we'd go together, right? Wrong. He's hot. I'm not. And that's my dilemma in a nutshell. It's hard falling for a guy that wouldn't be the least bit interested in you. *Nominated for Best One-Shot SKoW round 12*

Safe in the solidness of facts and numbers, Benny didn't know he was looking for colour until he met Allie.

One-Shot Mike really was to old to be playing in the fountain in the first place but Margo knew he never was one to resist temptation, then again, Margo was unable to resist using his helpless situation to her advantage either.

ONESHOT "Come on, Holly," my best friend urged, "I've met him a few times and he seems pretty decent. And even if he isn't, I made sure that you met him in the afternoon so that he can't try anything." Well, what more could a girl want than a creep for a blind date, right?

It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.

"That's all fine and dandy," I said, hating the way my voice sounded - as if I had a nasal condition, or allergies, or something to that effect. "But right now, what I really need is the nurse. Or an E.R."

"I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong. We don't want to do anything perverted with your underpants, on the contrary, they'd be revered." Some Saturday nights are more interesting than others... One Shot.

"Will you marry me?" The eagerness in his eyes made me want to vomit. "Do you enjoy rejection or something? For the fifth time, no, I won't marry you."

ONESHOT. "Your mom wants me to impregnate you?" I pause. "Yes," I answer honestly. "She thinks you're dreamy and has deemed you well equipped for the job." Kent laughs. "Well that's true. I think I can be pretty sufficient in that area of service."

Who knew that stealing a stranger's cheese was the equivalent for flirting? Lucy sure didn't.

She's not a social butterfly and suffers from diagnosed obsessive-compulsive disorder. He's one of the most popular, attractive boys on campus. She finds photos of herself naked, taken by him nonetheless, floating around, she gets revenge. ONE-SHOT

In a fit of sudden heroism, Miriam Porter saved a little girl from certain death. But the girl turned out to be the president's daughter. So now who's going to save Miriam from falling in love with the president's sexy son? Oh, shenanigans...

So, you think you can lie to Grace Dalton? Congratulations. Your reward is a nice arse kicking.

'Dear Pip, Firstly, don't freak out. I know you've just tipped four dolls' heads out onto your bed and they're probably giving you the major creeps. Bear with me, there's a point to this.' One shot, ADoR prompt.

Oneshot. 'I grinned, liking this stranger with his warm brown eyes and cup that announced he was a 12 year old girl.' Turns out cupboards under the stairs aren't just for wizards.

A boy in my school has died. He was hit by a car. His name was Danny, and he sat next to me in Math, period four. Oh, and one other thing about Danny...he copied my homework. All. The. Time.

ONESHOT. "So...you ever feel third-wheelish around them?" "Just a bit, yeah." "Do you want to feel third-wheelish together?" "...Wouldn't that just make us a separate pair of wheels?" He smiles, "Exactly."

ONESHOT Jaden, the captain of the bloodthirsty football team, and possibly the strongest guy in the school stood stuttering before me, "I fell in love with you. I don't know when or how," he flinched, "Don't kill me?"

When a riddle from her dead father comes in the mail, Alice Ripley learns that things like pirates, secret passages, skeleton keys, and bad guys who just might want to take over the world actually exist. Wonderland wasn't exactly what she expected.

Oneshot. I give every guy a chance but I knew in the first five minutes that I would never date Owen. I was set to make a clean get-away, he didn't even have my number. Of course, things change when you rear-end his car.

One shot. Sometimes when you mess things up with your girlfriend it only takes a priest, a red balloon, frozen peas and evil triplets to set things right again. This is that story.

“So I take it I’m not getting any tonight?” That WOULD be the first thing he says to me when he finds out we're locked in a room together. So even with "No" for an answer, how is it I find myself in bed with him, falling harder with every passing second?

She's a bleeding heart liberal. He's a jaded Marine. She's the best friend. He's the older brother. She's middle class. He's loaded. And they're sharing the same address. Painfully cliché? You have no idea. SKoW Winner and Runner-up, Round 8.

One shot. What's a girl to do when her ten night stand throws her knickers out the window? Steal a pair of his boxers to wear of course. It's not a big deal, until Kristie Carlson comes up and asks whether you're wearing someone else's underwear.

It is said that if you put your name in locker 420, the Matchmaker will find you your perfect match. So what happens when the arrogant spoiled brat is captivated and the matchmaker meets her match?

June was fine with her rather dull life. The last thing she needed was a cursed bracelet, a demon chasing her, and a surly vampire who makes her toes curl. Although she's changing her mind on that last one...

(One-Shot) 12:05pm. Target caught masturbating in bathroom stall. 007 status: in adjacent stall, hyperventilating.

One Shot. This is what i get for being heroic. A gaping bleeding hole. And an annoying paramedic that's supposed to be saving my life. Well, at least he's sexy.

Oneshot. Sometimes being a scorned woman is an incredible turnon. At least to a guy who's been in and out of anger management.

[VERY LONG ONE SHOT] Abe Pruitt is going to improve the world, and she's doing it with sticky notes. Jack St. James is going to keep on being bothersome, and he looks good doing it, damn him. Doesn't it suck when the tables are turned? [EDITED]

Meet Ryan, a somewhat intense young man who falls in love with a girl through her Blocbuster rentals. Oneshot.

“… Samuel Adams.” “As in the beer?” I asked curiously. “As in the beer,” he affirmed. “Also as in the Samuel Adams who signed the Declaration of Independence, but hell, all we know is the beer.” Oneshot.