K.D. Ownz
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Joined 02-27-12, id: 828308, Profile Updated: 10-26-12
Author has written 4 stories for Kids, Fantasy, and Humor.

Hello, hello, my Awesome Sauce readers and writers! I'm K.D. as the name ensues. I am also called Tails as my Marauder name. Yes, I'm a Potterhead and proud! I'm a Slytherin, too, so watch what you say. On a happier note I love chocolate and oranges; they're my two favorite foods! I smell like them, too! Mmm I'm smart, hyper, crazy, clumsy, a dumb smart person, wild, and weird. I HATE TWILIGHT!!! Just to appease your curiosity, here are a few things about me:

Name: K.D., Tails

Age: 15

Favorite Color(s): Blue, Black, Orange, Silver, Green, and White

Favorite Food(s): Chocolate, Oranges, Bacon, Tekie''s mom's chicken nuggets and Tekie's dad's pancakes.

Music Genre(s): Rock, Pop, Country and anything that you can dance to (BTW: I AM BLACK! AS IN AFRICAN AMERICAN!)

Favorite Book(s): Harry Potter series, Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus series, Alex Rider series,

Favorite Movies(s): Harry Potter saga, RENT, Fast and Furious 1-5, Speed 1 &2, Dinner For Schmucks, Chronicles of Narnia saga, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean saga, Rags, Let It Shine, and most Disney movies. (Many more, but there are too many to list)

Favorite TV Show(s): So Random, Victorious, How To Rock, Silent Library, Ghost Adventures, etc.

Favorite Anime: WAAAY TOO MANY TO LIST! Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Naruto & Naruto Shippuden, Bleach, FMA & FMA Brotherhood, Ouran High School Host Club, Persona 4, Kyou Kara Mou, D-Gray Man, Avatar the last Airbender, Legend of Korra, and many, many more.

Favorite Cartoon(s): HIEEE!! Danny Phantom (YOSH!!!), Phineas and Ferb, Fairly Odd Parents, Adventure Time, 6Teen, Total Drama Island series, Ben 10, Happy Tree Friends, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Drawn Together, etc.

Favorite Pairing(s): Sasunaru,Drarry, 1827, 8059, SamxDanny, BenxKevin (BEVIN), Shizaya.

Favorite Musician(s)/Band(s): Eminem, Falling in Reverse, Green Day, Katy Perry, Good Charlotte, Shinedown, Panic! At the Disco, ICP, Twiztid, Bowling For Soup, Drake, Frank Sinatra, One Direction, Janet Devlin, The Jonas Brothers, etc.

Fear(s)/Phobia(s): Fear of Storms, Claustrophobia, Fear of Being Alone, Fear of Being Plunged into Melancholy.

Trademark Object: My black Fedora, my neck bells.

Trademark Phrase/Word: "Maa, maa." "That was so hilarious." "The collective intelligence is no longer intelligent."

Favorite Phrase By Best friend: "I'm not a Goth, so fuck yourself up the ass with a razor-laced dildo!"

For those who are curious, Tekie Scythe (another author on here) is my best friend and the above quote is hers. She worships Foamy the Squirrel, as do I. Also, I do not like bullies, sluts, whores, homophobes, racists, rapists, child abusers, spouse abusers, animal abusers, abusers in general, close-minded people, non-creative people, judgemental people, people with no sense of humor, people with superiority complexes, and authoritarians. I support gays and lesbians and I am a Fujoshi! I follow Foamy the Squirrel, FLuffee, and Eminem.

La musica es mi vida! Music is my life people! I live it, breathe, and worship it! No one can take it from me and I wouldn't be who I am today without it! I know that a lot of you are the same, so I love you all for that!

I have an account on Fanfiction.net under the same name: http://www.fanfiction.net/kdownz

Feel free to inbox me with challenges, requests, questions, or just cool conversation. I'll always answer back. Enjoy!

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Fernwood Academy by Morgan Stepanov reviews
Imagine a school where your roommate is violently unpredictable, the bullies have wings a tenth the size of their egos, and the school lycanthrope desires nothing more than your head on a platter. Welcome to Fernwood Academy, where the mythological and the magical come to life. m/m slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 205,237 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Complete
BAM! And the Brain is Gone by Dragon-Rider II reviews
Conversations, quotes and randomness galore. With dear friends of mine who helped to corrupt what little sanity I had.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 43,601 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010
Half Life by Apotheosis X reviews
A bunch of romance pieces set against the backdrop of a zombie apocalypse. No, I'm not kidding. m/m slash; may include pointy objects, guns, bloodthirsty zombies and coarse language. Rated M just to be safe. "I'm so screwed." "Not as long as I'm here."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,289 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010
A Day In The Life Of A Reluctant Sophmore by Nakatsu.Approved
It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry. Edgar W. Howe, A Tom and Mike slash mainly friendship humorous fic
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Complete
One For the Books by Kitkaht reviews
Kale Grimmore is the magicless librarian for the school's magical library. He doesn't need to be well liked, and with his personality he understandably isn't. So he can only think the new teacher must be masochistic, a moron, or both because he won't leave Kale alone. - Slash
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
The Eyes Have It by Jemi reviews
Rick has a problem; his eyes change color with his every emotion. Which is Not Normal. To make matters worse, he has to hide it from his roommate--and secret crush Lysander. M/M slash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,261 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Another New School by Qui reviews
[slash, oneshot, fluff] Just another gay boy starting at another new high school.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
The Life of an Abused Nobody by Miss Slash reviews
Derek Reynolds, most popular guy in school, is paired up with Jack Taylor, a nobody, for a project. What happens when they fall in love? SLASH [mm]REPOSTED, REWRITTEN!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2007
From Hell to Heaven in Four Months by comedyandtragedy-xiii reviews
(THE LEMON IS HERE) Jesse is the shy quiet anime lover. Nate is the handsome new guy. What happens when they fall for each other, but girls and social status get in the way? YAOI, SLASH
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,781 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 12/5/2004
How to Successfully Complete a Successful Story! by glitterjewele reviews
Can’t manage to finish the stories you start? Contracted writer’s block? Need a little help with summaries? Stop dodging flying vegetables. This is for you.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/29/2004
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Flinten Retarded! reviews
Everyone has crazy friends. And everyone and their crazy friends have crazy times. These are ours and I hope that we can brighten your day and make you laugh!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013
The Stone Project reviews
Spade Alexander was a typical teenager—well, as typical as he could get with naturally multi-colored hair and only one visible eye. He'd been having "accidents" ever since he started school and now he was seeing the future. Yeah, real typical. It isn't until he is dragged (quite literally) into the world of Xavier Stone that he finds out about himself.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012
Demon's Play: Excerpt reviews
This is an idea that was rattling in my head for a while. Whether or not it becomes a story is up to you, so read the excerpt and tell what you think. Rated "T" for language.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Complete
The Chopping Stick reviews
Retelling of the time I almost died. Less intense than it sounds
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Complete