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Some Call It Fate by InkedSoul reviews
"Well I'm pretty sure that you're just eager for me to choose you." He squinted his eyes down at me seductively. "Really and what makes you think that?" I asked, toying with him. "Cause," He stepped closer, leaning toward me, "You like me."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 88,372 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 6/23/2011
Writing Speculative Fiction: A Nerd's Guide by Jave Harron reviews
Tired of looking for scifi and seeing nothing new? He's my attempt to help speculative fiction writers, as well as even give the pros a few new ideas. Going strong for years! Now, we cover sword and sorcery, and how to drive your enemies before you while you hear the lamentations of their women.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 103,506 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 3/10/2004
Ice Cream Cravings by CupCake34 reviews
It all started when I craved the texture of smooth ice cream. His hand flew over my mouth. His silver hair framed his face as he looked down at me and said one word that took away all of my power. "Sleep." And I had no choice so I did. Me? Now kidnapped.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,924 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Titles for Anyone to Use by gilraenstar reviews
A list of Titles available to anyone who needs one and can't think something up. :D enjoy! :D 70 NEW TITLES ADDED!
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Complete
Teenagers by GossamerSilverglow reviews
Why do people think teenagers are stupid? A response to an author's note from a story on FictionPress.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
The Uncensored truth about Childhood by Crazier reviews
Ever wondered why kids want to grow up fast, here's the answer
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Complete
SarcasmA Brief Field Guide by TheZenMyth reviews
I'm not so good with the summaries. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Complete
Character Misconceptions by ZaXo Ken'Ichi reviews
This is a quick essay on the difference between a perfect character, and a Mary-Sue; something people often tend to mix together.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Complete
Stereotypes and Irrational Fear by can you see the lights reviews
My thoughts on stereotypes and how they lead to irrational fear of entire races of people. Different version of my other essay, "No Joke."
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
Pottermore is WHAT? by Anne Helo reviews
Pottermore: the internet Mecca of Harry Potter fans. Since summer of last year, the site has only been available to a select few beta users. Maybe it should have stayed that way.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Complete
The Illusion of Morality by FragmentsofReality reviews
Nothing is perfect - not even a perfect evil.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
Haters by Renaldo A. Sance reviews
This is my opinion on haters, quoting myself.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Complete
Are We Doomed? by asiansauce reviews
This is an essay I wrote for a writing contest that focuses on global warming, over-consumption of energy, and overpopulation.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Complete
The Elements by LeaderOfTheDamned reviews
My take on the 4 primal elements. It's not what you would expect. Apparently it's a spectacular read what people have told me , so try it out. If you like it, review, and even if you don't, review anyway flames welcome . Enjoy.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Complete
Yin Yang by JourneyRocks13
A little piece that I wrote talking about the idea of Yin Yang
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Cover by SoftSilverShadows
Quote Prompt: "Don't judge a book by its cover." I still held strongly to my belief that people could be judged by their appearance. But then I met Julie, and all my thoughts changed.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Complete
True Beauty by x.NothingEvenMatters.x
But the real beauty, the real land of true beauty, lies in True North where you can forget about your foundation, lip gloss, and eyeliner. Where you can find real beauty in anything, anywhere.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Complete
Ruatha's Grammar Review by RuathaWehrling reviews
A collection of the grammar and editting suggestions that various writers have asked me for over the years. If you have a grammar question, give me a holler!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,138 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 9/18/2004
An Author's Guide to Writing by Bugoutcomedy reviews
A guide to start writing. Written by Bugoutcomedy. My aunt's an author; I know what I'm doing. I think.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011
The Basement by Never Knows Best reviews
So now I'm dead and still adjusting to this whole 'not breathing' thing when some punk kidnaps my vampire daddy! Obviously I'm not about to stand for that, so I recruit some male leads to help me get him back. Sequel to 'The Attic'
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010
UnFreqently Asked Questions by TotallyCaesar reviews
I've heard some of the strangest questions.... One-shot.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
The Attic by Never Knows Best reviews
Aysel was furious when her parents moved her to Scotland. After all, her house is cursed and she's just discovered that there's a Vampire living in her attic. How does she know this? Well, he sort of fell on her...while she was in the shower...yeah...
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,131 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
Good Girl Going Crazy by hotcheri reviews
I'm a good girl.I get A's.I don't give my mom problems.So how did I get in a shouting match with this cute guy in the Principals office?And why did my Math teacher pair us up for tutoring?Doesn't he realize that's a recipe for chaos?COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 138,647 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Changing Hearts by vi-is-shorter-than-charlix33 reviews
She hates him. He hates her. Sounds a bit like a song. And then suddenly they don't. Whatever happened to black and white? Addie vs Luke... tied together with 20 bucks that he can't get her to like him. as in, you know, like like...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,668 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
That Stupid Idiot by IncapableDreams reviews
COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,346 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
The StepByStep Guide to Writing Epic Fantasy by The Mumbling Sage reviews
I've seen too many stories begin the same way. It makes me wonder if there's a guide out there, and if so, what it would read like... A series of observations on the genre that have probably been made before, but never by yours truly! Check it out!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
To Make a Scene by xXKirariXx reviews
COMPLETE. “And the winners for Cutest Couple are…” I looked down at the card in my hand, and my eyes bugged out. For there, scrawled in neat handwriting was my name…and Michael’s. And he was standing right next to me. Help?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
10 Romantic Comedy Cliches: by BeautyisFleeting reviews
A guide for writers who would like to perfect a cliche, mix and match cliches,or just wants to write a story and needs something to inspire them. Review if it helped :D
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Description: The hows, whens, and whys by The Mumbling Sage reviews
Some thoughts on description in fiction and how to handle it.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 5/16/2006
Prose Mistakes that Amateurs Make by The Mumbling Sage reviews
Want to make your writing sound more professional? View the nitpicks within--and learn to avoid them!
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Complete
How To Write Your Novel by Masako Moonshade reviews
A short guide detailing not the classics how to find characters, imagine a good plot, or get published but how to actually get the stupid thing written already. And as an added bonus, a special feature on being kind to sadists and women with anvils.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
How To Prevent Prejudgment of Your Story by The Old Sam Garrett reviews
Just another one of my essays, though this is more of a writing guide than anything. It's about how to start a story without running into overdone or unwanted elements.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
The Guide to Writing and its Blocks by theTwilightPen reviews
I think the title is self explanatory, don't you? Come on up, step right in, and brace yourself for a quick and easy guide on how to get rid of those damnable problems we all get in our writing.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
The Official Mary Sue Manual by TA Maxwell reviews
Mary Sues. We all know them, the perfect character we all have made at one point. This manual is for the growing fiction and fanfiction community on how to recognize and avoid creating a Mary Sue.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2003